Aaarrgghhhh my eyes.

These Play Arts Mass Effect figures looked so good when we first saw them! And while all the production copies of other Play Arts figures I've looked at here on Kotaku previously have been just fine, something's gone very wrong with Commander Shepard, who between initial prototyping and being boxed for sale has somehow turned into a South American soap opera star.

With a sparkly face.

No thank you.

Tomopop Review: Play Arts Kai Commander Shepard [Tomopop]