Masters of Slenderman Terror Join Slender Sequel

Not with a gun to my head would I watch Marble Hornets. How much of a cowering, frightened ninny am I? I won’t even google it to get an abstract of what the YouTube series is about to cite in this lead paragraph. It is, on Kirk Hamilton’s recommendation to me, the most fucked-up frightening…

Hate Using the Classic Controller on the Wii U? Use the PS2’s Instead.

A conversion kit going on sale soon in Japan allows gamers to connect a PlayStation 2 DualShock to the Wii U. It’s an alternative for those who don’t prefer the Wii Classic Controller to play old Wii games, and find themselves unable to use their good old GameCube controller because the new console lacks a…

Kotaku ‘Shop Contest: Chin Down Eyes Up: The Game

BioShock Infinite‘s underwhelming cover art revived the concept Mega64 brought to our attention three months ago: If you’re making a video game, chin-down, eyes-up is the way to go for every cover subject. Well, I think it should be the way all images should be presented, at least for this edition of the Kotaku ‘Shop…

Japanese Developer Codes First Ever Ding-Dong-Ditch Simulator

We called it Ring-And-Run. Other kids called it Ding Dong Ditch. Only when I moved out and lived on my own did I realize how aggravating it is to have some nitwit fifth-grader knock on your door and hide in the bushes when you went to open it. At least they didn’t leave a flaming…

Can People Still Get Dead Island In Countries Where It’s Censored? ‘I Hope So,’ Says Developer

Like the original Dead Island, the sequel, Dead Island: Riptide won’t have a German release, because that country is really weird about depictions of killing video game zombies, who technically are not even human and literally are not real. The game’s creative director was asked if he thinks Germans are still getting their hands on…

Sunday Comics: Everything We Offer

Welcome to your Sunday read of the week’s best in web comics. Make sure to click on the expand button in the bottom right to enlarge each comic. Penny Arcade by Jerry Holkins and Mike Krahulik published Nov. 26.—Read more of Penny Arcade Awkward Zombie by Katie Tiedrich published Nov. 26.—Read more of Awkward Zombie…

Kotaku ‘Shop Contest: Bleak Friday: The Winners

Know how I can tell this picture of a father and son buying a Wii U on Black Friday is staged? There are no police barriers in the background. A publicity photo from Nintendo was the grist for last week’s ‘Shop Contest. We’ve got a dozen more interesting takes on this tender moment, plus overall…

Here Are the Winners of the 2012 Saxxys for Excellence in Team Fortress 2 Movie-Making

Two weeks ago Valve opened voting on the second annual Saxxy Awards, celebrating cinematography in Team Fortress 2 and the Source Filmmaker tool released earlier in the year. Last night, voting ended, and winners in four categories were crowned. You may see them here in this gallery. The overall winner has not yet been named.…

What Kind of Person Plays a Sports Video Game? MIT Has the Answers.

More than a year ago, Abe Stein of the Game Lab at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology reached out to me about a survey he was conducting, an examination of sports video gamers. Stein, himself a committed sports gamer, wanted to know who made up this segment of gaming—long viewed as an outlier to the…

Ian Cummings, formerly of Madden NFL, now at social/mobile developer Row Sham Bow, is holding an AMA on Reddit. So, AHA.

Yes, BioShock Infinite‘s Cover is Terrible, and Yes, That Actually Matters

2K Games revealed the box art for BioShock Infinite this morning and the verdict on it was swift and disapproving. “You have a game involving floating islands, mechanical creatures of all shapes and sizes, the existance of realityshifting and timebending magic and sky-ziplines,” said Redditor Gregar in a thread almost unanimous in its disappointment. “And…

Ubisoft’s uPlay app is now available for the Wii U. Find it in the Nintendo eShop. The file is 43 MB.

This Week in the Business: ‘Wii U’s Fisher-Price Take on Tech Seems a Bit Desperate.’

What’s happened in the business of video games this past week … QUOTE | “Wii U’s Fisher-Price take on tech seems a bit desperate.”—Rob Fahey, former editor of GamesIndustry.biz, talking about the Wii U and how no one knows if it will ultimately succeed or fail QUOTE | “It’s good, but it’s not great. And…

City of Heroes Goes Out With a Roar and a Bang

Last night NCsoft shut down City of Heroes, a landmark game that eight years ago brought the thrills of super powers and comic-book crimefighting to an MMO roleplaying world. City of Heroes had an intensely dedicated community which fought to save the game when news of the closure was announced. When those efforts failed, they…

The Moneysaver: Fade From Black

The end of the major publishing calendar comes right after Black Friday, making this one of the quieter times for new releases. Retailers looking to cash in on the holiday sales season continue to offer discounts on some good titles released earlier in the year. Far Cry 3 is the big upcoming release, but savings…

Here’s the Box Art for BioShock Infinite

The front image for Irrational Games’ long-brewing historical FPS has descended from the heavens, featuring lead character Booker DeWitt looking a bit more grizzled than we’ve seen him before. PC, Xbox 360 and PS3 versions are in evidence, with the latter touting the full original BioShock as part of the package. (No Wii U version,…

The Best of Kotaku, This Week

Welcome to the Best of Kotaku, where I round up all of this week’s best content. Up top, the first and last issues ever of Nintendo Power, which, sadly, will not be publishing any more issues. At least they went out on a classy note. Moving on to our Best Of content this week, we…

All the Bullet Hell You Can Handle in One Box Set

Cave, famous for its maniac shooting games, is releasing an Xbox 360 box set for its shoot’em up fans. Called “Cave Shooting Collection”, the box set comes with ten classy Cave titles: Espgaluda 2: Black Label, DeathSmiles, DeathSmiles II X, Do-Don-Pachi Dai-Fukkatsu, Do-Don-Pachi Dai-Fukkatsu: Black Label, Muchi Muchi Pork & Pink Sweets, Akai Katana Shin,…

Remember the nude U.S. Naval officer who peed in a manga cafe? He got off without prosecution. At least he got off.

I’m Frying My Eyes, So Let’s See If These Gaming Glasses Can Stop That

I stare at a screen. A lot. All day. And when I finish, I stare at a screen some more. Seriously, this cannot be good for my eyes. You might have the same worry! You might not, because A). You don’t stare at a monitor or a TV all day or B). Don’t really care…