The New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie Fails In Every Possible Way

It's not enough to say that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot is kind of a lousy movie. You want to be able to draw some kind of lesson from its crapness, or at least pick through the debris for some hint of what it could have been. To that end, here are all the ways that TMNT 2014 fails. » 8/08/14 12:55pm 8/08/14 12:55pm

This Brand-New TMNT Trailer Admits Alien Turtles Are Stupid

If you were worried that a new live-action reboot of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles wouldn't be sassy as fuck, you were wrong. The new TMNT trailer is loaded with turtle quips. And also, dare I say this is a little self aware? We love the alien dig because yes THAT IS STUPID. Then EDM happens. » 6/24/14 2:32pm 6/24/14 2:32pm