Not One Of This Week's Gaming Apps Will Cut Your Throat In Your Sleep

I know you've been worried. You've been keeping your phone in that heavily-padded case in a locked lead box under your bed. Your iPad is in a safe, and not for its own protection. You've got handcuffs for your Nexus 7, and not the kinky kind. Well do not worry, my friends. None of this week's gaming apps will kill you. » 5/17/13 9:38pm 5/17/13 9:38pm