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The Gold Card
Today I got a new credit card. It’s actually the same credit card I’ve had for 14 years. But now it’s called the “Chase Freedom” card, which sounds like some piece of shit good only at your participating Family Dollar. Here’s the lineage of this card. I got it in 1996, thanks to my college…
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GameStop Robber Gets 40 Years, 36 With Edge Card
Gregory Reaux, 29, will be 69 when he gets out of the pen for robbing six GameStops in Louisiana with a boxcutter and a cutoff sleeve as a mask. Reaux was a former GameStop employee fired because he “improperly use[ed] employee discounts and store deals,” according to The Times-Picayune of New Orleans. In apparent retaliation,…
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All I Needed To Know About Management I Learned From Tropico 3
Aulistar Mark is not a benevolent dictator; he has a habit of “making people disappear, if they say something that isn’t pleasing to my ears.” That, folks, is a banhammer. Good thing he’s the intern, and only playing Tropico 3. Three of our best and brightest are in Cologne for Gamescom 2010, but KTR still…
By Owen Good
