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What’s The Easiest Game You’ve Ever Played?

It’s Friday. Did you know that? I knew that. Let’s talk. Here’s how it works: We ask a question, you answer it. Simple and no strings attached! This isn’t some marketing survey or whatever. It’s an emotional investment in you. Yes, we’re interested in knowing you, Kotaku reader person. You probably know oodles about us…

Assassin’s Creed Meets The Matrix With Breathtaking Results

Most glitches, serious ones at least, will ruin a game. This one, encountered during a site’s playthrough of Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood, is the opposite of ruined. Throwing the player into the sky, where for the first time in the series’ history, they’ve actually gotten a good look at an entire city, is so glorious it…

Dude Looks Like A Lady

Like many young Japanese males, 29-year-old Nanami Igarashi is working hard to establish his career as he lives with his girlfriend. His hobby, however, is somewhat unique. Igarashi enjoys putting on make-up and dressing as women. Whether it was putting on his girlfriend’s make-up or wearing her clothes, he kept himself occupied while she was…

Why GameStop Wants Your Used Games So Bad

It’s common knowledge that GameStop is reliant on the used game trade to stay afloat, but if you ever needed hard numbers to put it in perspective, here you go. Releasing its latest quarterly financial results, the global games mega-retailer has revealed that the sale of pre-owned games and hardware accounted for 47.4% of the…

From Boobs To Beef And Back To Boobs

Swords-and-sandals saga Gladiator Begins for the Wii quickly became known as an underboob-and-slave-girl saga at the 2009 Tokyo Game Show thanks to a model in a teeny bikini. The PSP version, however, ditched the slave girl and went all beefcake. Like his slave girl predecessor, the beefcake gladiator had his own office hijinks — much…

There’s More Waggle Here Than One Man Can Handle

On the left of your screen, Sports Champions for the PlayStation Move. On the right, Dance Central for Kinect. And in the middle? One man trying to play both games at the same time The PlayStation Move has many uses, but glowstick? That’s a new one He seems a bit crap at both Sports Champions…

This Won’t Help Kinect Work In Tiny Apartments

American homes can be huge castles, but Japanese homes are, and I quote, rabbit hutches. How are Japanese gamers to know if their matchbox-sized apartment can handle Kinect? This is how. Maybe Xbox Japan’s Kinect displays have 0.9 meter (2.9 feet) paper measure for gamers to take home and suss out their gaming quarters. 2.9…

The PlayStation Portable “Was Doomed” From Launch

Sony’s PlayStation Portable, while hardly a failure, hasn’t really caught on the way most were expecting it to around the time of its launch back in 2004. Why? Because, as one developer says, it was “doomed”. “It was doomed from the very get-go”, says Ready At Dawn’s Ru Weerasuriya. “There are some things which aren’t…

Donkey Kong Country Returns Visual Guide

Footage from the original Donkey Kong Country for the Super NES. Get ready to hate life at this point in Donkey Kong Country Returns.

Off Stage, She’s Pretty, On Stage? She’s A Nazi

Western cosmetic brand Ponds is using members of the all-female Takarazuka Revue theater troupe in its latest campaign. This is what Takarazuka’s Rurika Miya looks like off-stage. What’s she look like on stage — as a Nazi? The Takarazuka Revue performs a wide variety of shows that range from The Great Gatsby to a theatrical…

It Is Real, This Is Actually Happening

Gran Turismo 5, a game over six years in development – and the recipient of its fair share of major delays – will finally be out next week. Don’t believe us? Reader Michael sends the proof.

Pinball Gave NBA Jam’s Announcer His Gaming Start

His bombastic boothman persona in NBA Jam isn’t Tim Kitzrow’s only gaming credit. The guy also was the voice of Rod Serling in the classic Twilight Zone pinball table. He got his start from his bandmates, who worked for Midway. “In a lot of ways, it was the most fun I ever had,” Kitzrow (left)…

Your First (Brief) Look At Kinect’s Panzer Dragoon

Project Draco is basically Panzer Dragoon for the Xbox 360’s Kinect. It’s even made by the same guy. First revealed at this year’s Tokyo Game Show, though, it’s only today we get our first proper look at the game. These two screenshots, courtesy of Japanase game site Famitsu, show that, yeah. You ride dragons! Project…

Donkey Kong Banana Chowdown Features Japanese Champion Eater

Takeru Kobayashi, famous as the six-time winner of the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest, is appearing in Toronto for a pre-release stunt for Donkey Kong Country, in which he and the game will evidently have a banana-eating contest. That’s all I can infer from the wording of Nintendo of Canada’s news release, which says Kobayashi…

Off To The Grid

Kotaku readers, please use this open thread post to talk amongst yourselves, to stimulate each other in conversation and seek advice about things that may or may not be about video games. I’ll be at the movies. Yeah, sorry, not trying to rub it in, but I’ll be seeing Tron Legacy tonight. Maybe I’ll be…

EA Sports’ Next Facebook Offering To Feature Real-Time Gameplay

EA Sports is set to deliver its third Facebook game, but unlike Madden and FIFA Superstars, this one will feature skill-based, real-time gameplay, instead of a build-your-club management style. The EA Sports PGA Tour Golf Challenge, coming soon to Facebook, offers an experience-and-level-up career format similar to how clubs are developed in the Superstars games,…

Nintendo Gives The Last Story A First Class Package

Blue Dragon and Lost Odyssey developer Mistwalker is working with Nintendo on The Last Story, a game from Final Fantasy creator Hironobu Sakaguchi. That deserves a first-rate presentation, doesn’t it? Nintendo thinks so. In Japan, where we know The Last Story will be released for sure, Nintendo is bundling Mistwalker’s latest RPG with the Wii…

Backbreaker Sequel Headed To iPhone Soon

Backbreaker’s iPhone version – a port of the popular “Tackle Alley” minigame from the console title – flips the script in a sequel that tasks players with stopping the computer runner. New moves and “super showboating” will also be featured. NaturalMotion Games announced Backbreaker 2: Vengeance (and also Jenga) today. Vengeance mode puts you on…

The Desert Bus Departs For Charity Tomorrow

It’s that time of year again, when a group of charitable gamers sit behind the wheel of the infamous Desert Bus and drive endlessly, tirelessly, maybe even masochistically, at a maximum speed of 45mph for nearly a full week For the fourth year in a row, the world’s most boring game will be played marathon…

Backbreaker Vengeance Screens