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The Most Pointless Twitter Feud Happened Today Among Sega and a Bunch of Sonic Roleplayers
Are you role-playing a Sonic the Hedgehog character—even an extremely minor one—on Twitter? You better tell everyone your account isn’t official, otherwise Sega is going to call you out, and turn your colleagues on you, requiring a lot of double-parenthetical out-of-character tweets. And nobody wants that. The most insane foofaraw involving Sega’s official Twitter and…
By Owen Good Published August 23, 2012 -
This is Why You Need to Play Papo & Yo Right Now
Warning: The above video contains minor spoilers. If you are the kind of person that likes to go into a game blind, here’s your notice. It’s a rare thing to find a game you truly love and rarer still to find one that moves you emotionally. For me, Papo & Yo was that kind of…
By Chris Person Published August 23, 2012 -
Mass Effect‘s Normandy Crashing Into Skyrim Might Be The Least Weird Thing In This Picture
This appeared today in Reddit’s Skyrim community. It’s the mod “Normandy,” which adds a crash site of the Mass Effect ship into the game. It’s located outside of Whiterun, so really, you can probably fast travel to this thing no matter where you are in your character’s progression. Still, what the hell else did this…
By Owen Good Published August 23, 2012 -
Not the Best Game Ever:Earthbound
As the stagnant Speak Up forum begins to fade and TAY rises to power, Speak Up on Kotaku will soon be Speak Up Among Yourselves, or whatever name you guys pick for it. In the meantime, commenter HerpDerpDerp doesn’t think the classic RPG Earthbound is as good as people say. I think Earthbound is overrated,…
featuring HerpDerpDerp Published August 23, 2012 -
Dance Central 3 Designer: Kinect Developers Need to Do Better Than “Oh, It Works”
Last week, I talked to the people who make the best Kinect games. The topic of discussion? One of the worst Kinect games I chatted with Dance Central 3 project lead Matt Boch what he thought about the state of Kinect game development, starting off with the mind-numbingly wretched Steel Battalion. Back when Capcom’s bungle…
By Evan Narcisse Published August 23, 2012 -
Stories From the Future, Racing Squirrels, And Bopping Your Friends On The Head All Featured In This Year’s IndieCade Nominees
IndieCade 2012, an annual festival celebrating independent games development, will be taking place in Culver City, California this October. The festival showcases a shortlist of nominated games, a number of which we saw at E3 this year. The festival also hosts an award gala. Last year, Fez and Johann Sebastian Joust were big winners. This…
By Kate Cox Published August 23, 2012 -
What Makes A Good Knife Kill In First-Person Shooters
What’s the big deal about Counter-Strike? Wasn’t it just a Half-Life mod? Well that Half-Life mod was so popular that Valve developed it into a standalone, multiplayer first-person shooter. People lost hours of their lives playing version 1.6 of the game. And then when Valve released Counter-Strike: Source, an update to 1.6 that ran on…
By Tina Amini Published August 23, 2012 -
Never Share an Elevator With Lisa and Helena From Dead or Alive 5
You’re late for your job at the secret underwater lab. Dashing through the lobby you see two women step into the facility’s sole elevator: the beautiful blonde heiress to the DOATEC fortune and that dark and mysterious scientist you’ve always expected has a hidden wild side. Do not get in that elevator. The two latest…
By Mike Fahey Published August 23, 2012 -
I Really Wish These Zelda And Ico Movie Posters Were Real
Designed by Kotaku reader Marinko Milosevski, these fake movie posters make me want to watch a film based on Shadow of the Colossus. And Majora’s Mask. And Super Metroid. And Ocarina of Time. And Ico. And Wind Waker (Click to expand them.)
By Jason Schreier Published August 23, 2012 -
Angry Birds Space’s Curiosity-Themed Update Pig-Jacks the Mars Rover
NASA is sending animals into space again. Well, the pigs and birds of Rovio’s mobile hit aren’t actually real. But they’ve become officially sanctioned astronauts anyway. The latest update to Angry Birds Space features a suite of levels set on Mars where the warring species take turns sitting on top of the $2.5 billion space…
By Evan Narcisse Published August 23, 2012 -
The Bad Guys In Sleeping Dogs Aren’t Very Good At Fleeing
Sometimes, in Sleeping Dogs, you kick so many asses that your still-standing foes give up and run away. This usually happens when you’re clearing out the “drug bust” zones, which begin with a fight and end with some sweet, delicious camera-hacking. For some reason, after you’ve kicked all the asses, the fleeing guys kinda… lose…
By Kirk Hamilton Published August 23, 2012 -
A Whopping 40% Of Registered Voters On Xbox Live Can’t Decide Who To Vote For
Four out of every ten Xbox Live users who are registered to vote don’t know whether they plan to pick Barack Obama or Mitt Romney in the next presidential election, a Microsoft survey says. That’s quite the percentage. According to recent Gallup polls, only 8% of the country’s voters are undecided. If you’re counting at…
By Jason Schreier Published August 23, 2012 -
The Creator (And Cast) Of Broken Sword Would Like A Word With You
Well, this is quite a little thing—what begins as a sort of “making of” video of a new Broken Sword game transitions into a pitch from Charles Cecil, the man who created the much-loved adventure game series, on why you should help them make a fifth game, Broken Sword: The Serpent’s Curse I have a…
By Kirk Hamilton Published August 23, 2012 -
Digital Distribution Gets Bigger Every Year, But A Third of the US Still Doesn’t Have Broadband Internet
Despite the many good reasons for digital distribution to be catching on, there are 119 million reasons why retail discs need to keep being an option. Why 119 million? That’s the number of Americans that don’t have access to broadband internet. As Ars Technica reports, the FCC has found that roughly one-third of the country…
By Kate Cox Published August 23, 2012 -
The Meaningful, Non-Devil May Cry Impact of Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
“Revengeance”” -the act of gaining revenge at a rate of at least 2.54 times greater to that of standard revenge and 1.61 that of standard vengeance. -while revenge is [best] served cold and vengeance is served hot revengeance is often seen served with Cajun with a side of onion rings and often dumplings in the…
by James Pikover Published August 23, 2012 -
How Women Could Easily Lose All Their Rights, As Told By A Game
Imagine waking up to a world where people think less of you for reading or writing. Or one where it’s not likely that you’d learn how to read or write at all, and if you did, you’d have to get rid of the evidence—erase the data, destroy the letters. Imagine not having much control over…
By Patricia Hernandez Published August 23, 2012 -
Hello Kitty Introduces Kids to the Hellish World of Food Service
Hey kids! If you play your cards rights you might one day be the owner of your own cafe, working tirelessly day in and day out to please demanding customers that can’t even go to the bathroom on their own. Sound dreamy? Perhaps Hello Kitty Cafe can help change your mind. A free app from…
By Mike Fahey Published August 23, 2012 -
A New World Record In Donkey Kong: 1,127,700 Points!
1,127,700 had replaced 1,110,100 as Donkey Kong champion Hank Chien’s newest high score, adding more proof to the idea that the dude simply can’t be stopped. This is, what, the third or fourth time that Chien has beaten his own high score to stay the King of Kong, right? Isn’t this guy a plastic surgeon?…
By Evan Narcisse Published August 23, 2012