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Commander Shepard Will Shoot the Next Cosplayer She Sees

Things you will see in this week’s round-up of the best in cosplay: comeone dressed as TF2’s Tentaspy. Two Mass Effect ladies. Two Warhammer 40K outfits. Raiden from Metal Gear Rising. A disturbingly life-like Connor from Assassin’s Creed III. And not one, or two, or even three, but eight Monster Hunters. While this is an…

Aww, Guys, This Video Game Wedding Was Just Lovely

Kotaku reader Ben and his special someone Bethany were recently married in Indianapolis, and as you can probably tell by the fact I’m writing about this on the site, they didn’t just have a normal wedding. Their ceremony was one catered a little more to our interests, as it included a SNES wedding cake (complete…

Let’s All Watch a Nintendo 3DS Melt in a Microwave. Then Turn up on Ebay For $2241.

That way we can share the experience. I know that as far as back as Day of the Tentacle I’ve been interested in seeing the effects of putting things in a microwave that are not designed to go in a microwave, but have been too cowardly (or…health-conscious) to do it. Thanks heavens for the internet,…

The Mystery of Pokémon Trading Finally Revealed

It’s 2012. We take stuff like the transfer of data for granted. But back in the day, for kids, trading Pokémon between Game Boys seemed like a little big of magic. Magic that’s explained, in great detail, above. It’s the Link. Cable. puraspokeweas [via Tiny Cartridge]

Now That is One Fine Arcade Stick

I’ve got an arcade stick. Fancy Hori one. I had thought, up until this very moment, it was the bee’s knees. Turns out it’s not even the bee’s ankles. So thanks, Shadaloo, for the Monday morning downer. Shadaloo make custom fight sticks. Users can choose their components (serious arcade/fight fans being picky about their brands…

Can a 3DS Survive a Four-Foot Drop?

Nintendo has a reputation for – the odd dodgy hinge aside – building sturdy, reliable hardware. As you’d expect, given the battery of tests they put their handheld systems through But that’s lab science. What about the real world? This series of tests, dropping a retail 3DS onto concrete from various heights, sets out to…

The A-Team of Video Games Kicks Ass Sans Cigars, Jewellery

Artist Mike Sekowski takes the idea of fan fiction and drags it somewhere even Garry’s Mod would struggle to keep up with. A glorious image, to be sure, but just how much use would Mario be in a real fight? I’m imagining scenarios involving head-stomping and mushroom-swallowing are somewhat limited on the modern battlefield. Then…

I Think We All Know the Punchline to This Portal Picture

Reddit user Pheadlessg is to be married on Saturday. His fiancée allowed him one video game-themed gesture at the wedding reception, so he chose to dress these Portal turret figures from ThinkGeek in a bridal veil, hat and bow-tie and use them as cake toppers. Assuming they actually intend to serve one … I’m getting…

With No Frills, Exhibition Modes Still Show Things You’ll Never Forget

In cataloging the greatest thrills and moments I’ve had as a sports video gamer, all but one or two have come in a career mode of some type. In some cases, it came because I strictly avoided the game’s exhibition features. For example, in 2011, just barely qualifiying to play The Masters meant something to…

Free-to-Play Shooter Looks to Have Borrowed a Map from Counter-Strike

Currently in closed beta, Arctic Combat appears to be set in the Middle East, despite its title. That’s not all that looks fishy about this free-to-play military shooter. One of its maps, “Sand Storm,” is almost a direct copy of de_dust2 from Counter-Strike. See for yourself in that video above. PC Gamer notes that some…

Disappointing Everyone, The World Ends With You Countdown Leads to a $20 iOS Port

A rogue online store listing last week meant today Square Enix more confirmed than announced that The World Ends With You-Solo Remix will be released for iOS devices, both in the west and Japan. The game goes on sale tomorrow. That’s its launch trailer above. This isn’t gonna be cheap. the iPhone version is $17.99,…

We Put a Madden Curse in Your Madden

Reader Jarren T. snapped this picture of the big news from Week 3 in his playthrough of Madden NFL 13, whose early-access weekend ends tomorrow. Not only is Madden acknowledging and evidently implementing the so-called curse that befalls its cover stars, it’s even referring to itself in the third person. So this edition marks the…

Battlefield 3 has quadrupled the number of official servers for PS3 and Xbox 360. Find them with the search term DICE.

Kotaku ‘Shop Contest: Assassin‘s Cross-Breed

A screwed up listing by Best Buy earlier this week promised Madden fans that the PS Vita version of the game would deliver “slow-motion chain kills,” pickpocketing and canoe-based pursuit. EA Sports had a little fun with the concept, pretending to motion-capture some boat rowing for next year’s game. Still, it was a rather safe…

More Than 30 Years Later, Adventure Gets Another Sequel

Actually, Adventure, the Atari 2600 game that introduced video game Easter eggs to the popular imagination, among other things, now has its second sequel. Both were programmed by Byte Knight over on the Atari Age forums, and the latest, Evil Magician Returns II got an update on Thursday delivering a third level to the game.…

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Kotaku ‘Shop Contest: Raising Excitement: The Winners

Farming Simulator 2012 is coming out very soon, and if that doesn’t blow up your skirt, well, join the club. So we invited our skilled artisans to sex up the recreation of the means by which society is fed. We’ve got all the finalists inside, plus overall winner yuaiya! Leading off, it’s simple, it’s silly,…

Recreate Neil Armstrong’s Landing on the Moon in this Tough Video Game

Neil A. Armstrong, first human to set foot on extraterrestrial soil, died today at age 82. His name figured tangentially in the continuities of some science fiction games—the Armstrong Nebula in Mass Effect was a notable tribute (two other nebulae also were named for early space explorers in that game.) Moon landings have been featured…

Lionel Messi Headlines FIFA 13‘s Lineup of Cover Stars

Lionel Messi, who once starred on the cover of two editions of Pro Evolution Soccer, will star on the cover of FIFA 13 in all regions when the game releases Sept. 25. He’ll be joined by other popular players local to other regions getting a separate cover. That’s the main cover art at right. The…

The Amalur MMO was Fun, Says a Former 38 Studios Employee. And Here Are Three Gameplay Videos to Prove It

All we’ve seen so far of “Project Copernicus,” the Kingdoms of Amalur MMO lost in the collapse of developer 38 Studios, are still shots and videos of in-game environments. It’s helped build up the idea that the game might have been pretty, but it wasn’t any good. Curt Schilling, the 38 Studios owner, himself said…