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Backhanded Box Quotes: Cursing Madden
Welcome back to “Backhanded Box Quotes,” a collection of measured, thoughtful criticism from the user reviews of Metacritic, Amazon and elsewhere. This week’s Backhanded Box Quotes concern a game that needs no introduction: Madden NFL 13, which has somehow managed to sell a zillion copies the past eight years despite not having anything good said…
By Owen Good Published August 31, 2012 -
You’ll Get Final Fantasy Versus XIII, When It’s Good and Ready
Square Enix is being tight lipped about Final Fantasy Versus. And from the sound of it, that game could still be a while off. According to Square Enix boss Yoichi Wada, who recently spoke at a Final Fantasy anniversary event in Tokyo, said that Square Enix was “diligently making Final Fantasy Versus XIII“, but added,…
By Brian Ashcraft Published August 31, 2012 -
Customer Service Sucks For Those Inside the Gaming Industry, Too
Console failures don’t just happen to the little people. No, they happen to gaming industry professionals, too, and we’re happy to report they don’t get a customer service batphone and valet replacement service just because they happen to work for a major publisher, as “Frank” does here. He gets to suffer through the same tale…
By Owen Good Published August 31, 2012 -
You Can Close Your Eyes In This Game. It’s Profound.
You know what I hate? Audible character heartbeats in games. I can’t deal with that. It’s too stressful. I start breathing harder and I start to feel my own blood rushing as I start pondering the possibility that somehow—despite all logic—I’m about to suffer a heart attack. I mean, listen to my heart (which is…
By Patricia Hernandez Published August 31, 2012 -
Minecraft Helped Inspire Skyrim‘s Newest DLC
When the rumors started circulating about a new DLC called Hearthfire for Skyrim, people started excitedly speculating as to what new powers you’d go on in the expansion. Dawnguard brought vampire abilities to Bethesda’s hit RPG so Hearthfire would bring what? Magma-flinging? Dovahkiin sidequests involving arson? No one was really expecting house-building and adoption In…
By Evan Narcisse Published August 31, 2012 -
The “World’s First True Gaming Laptop” is Now More Powerful, Less Pricey
First revealed a year ago, the Razer Blade was a fascinating machine. Dubbed “The World’s First True Gaming Laptop” by its makers, the $2,800 17-inch machine, weighing less than seven pounds, was a bold experiment that traded power for portability, and portability for price. The experiment was an overwhelming success. Earlier this year the Blade…
By Mike Fahey Published August 31, 2012 -
The Thousands of New Animations in NBA 2K13 Include This Insane Dunk
NBA 2K13 will include, for the first time, NBA All-Star Week competitions such as the Three-Point Shootout and the dunk contest. Bet your ass you’ll see this crazy dunk (at 1:15 in the video) in the latter. The 2K Sports motion capture team brought in a duo called the Team Flight Brothers to put on…
By Owen Good Published August 31, 2012 -
It’s Not Easy Being a Pinball Junkie in a Digital World
In today’s nostalgic episode of the TAY-powered Speak Up on Kotaku, commenter JonathanPonikvar laments the sad plight of the modern-day pinball fiend, forced to go digital to get his fix. I’m a complete pinball junkie who is forced to go without a fix. Local arcades in my area have completely vanished, except for one —…
featuring JonathanPonikvar Published August 31, 2012 -
Five Gaming Apps to Help You Survive the Long Labor Day Weekend
It’s Labor Day weekend in the U.S., a time for sitting around reflecting on all things labor-related and the contributions workers have made to our country. Contributions like sitting on the can at work playing some gaming apps instead of working. Games like this week’s five Gaming Apps of the Day! I realize it’s hard…
By Mike Fahey Published August 31, 2012 -
The Joy of Jumping: Why ArenaNet Lets You Hop In Guild Wars 2
If you’ve been playing Guild Wars 2 at all, then you’ve probably seen people talking about jumping. Dancing is cool too, and actually, standing in one place is pretty neat as well, but the thing people love to do most is jump. That’s partly because jumping was impossible in Guild Wars 1. I visited Guild…
By Kirk Hamilton Published August 31, 2012 -
Here Are a Bunch of New Top Screens for Castlevania 3DS. No Bottom Screens.
How are we feeling about the Castlevania: Lords of Shadow: Mirror of Fate these days? The game played well when I tried it last spring. I think a side-scrolling Castlevania on the 3DS XL with the 3D slider pushing the backgrounds beyond the system, should be good. . . . . . UPDATE: And here…
By Stephen Totilo Published August 31, 2012 -
Don’t Ruin Bastion by Letting it Play Through the iPad’s Crappy Speaker
Supergiant Games’ award winning action role-playing game Bastion is now available on the iPad, and it’s one of the best experiences you can have with the Apple tablet. Just don’t ruin it by playing without headphones. The gorgeous hand-painted graphics and the shooting and smashing gameplay make the trip to the iPad intact, but those…
By Mike Fahey Published August 31, 2012 -
Plants vs. Zombies Comes to Zen’s Pinball Suites Next Week
At PAX today, Zen Studios said the next table in its acclaimed pinball lineup will be Plants vs. Zombies, licensed from PopCap, makers of the tower-defense hit. Plants vs. Zombies releases with Zen Pinball 2 on PlayStation 3 and Vita (it’s a cross buy title) on Tuesday in North America, and on Wednesday in Europe.…
By Owen Good Published August 31, 2012 -
Building One of World of Warcraft‘s Finest Rides, One Plastic Piece at a Time
The Mega Bloks World of Warcraft line has been unleashed, bringing tiny plastic versions of Azeroth’s iconic people, places and Deathwings to toy stores across the country. I have one such Azerothian playset in my possession, and you get to watch me put it together, piece by piece. To the zeppelin! My LEGO-loving brethren are…
By Mike Fahey Published August 31, 2012 -
No Random Encounters Today. Instead, Let’s Have A Chat.
As you read this, I am wandering around Seattle for PAX Prime, playing games and talking to people and crafting stories for my glorious Kotaku overlords. So, sadly, there will be no JRPG column today. But! Let’s not waste the week. Let’s use this as an opportunity for some reader feedback. Let’s chat. What do…
By Jason Schreier Published August 31, 2012 -
MMO Developer Paragon Studios Closing; City of Heroes To Shut Down By End of Year
Paragon Studios has announced that effective immediately, all work on superhero-themed MMORPG City of Heroes will be ceasing, and the game will be shut down by the end of the year. In a post on the official City of Heroes site, community manager Andy Belford wrote: In a realignment of company focus and publishing support,…
By Kate Cox Published August 31, 2012 -
Dishonored’s Rat Assassination iPhone Game Reminds Me That I’m Surrounded by Rodents at All Times
Let’s not beat around the bush: Dishonored‘s iOS spinoff game owes a whole lot to Fruit Ninja, with a few clever tweaks. There’s on big difference, though. At the end of a game of Fruit Ninja, you may feel like getting a smoothie. At the end of Rat Assassin, you may feel like throwing up.…
By Evan Narcisse Published August 31, 2012 -
Our First Teasing Look at Insomniac’s Fuse, or Is It?
This teasing screen for the next big game from the developers of Ratchet & Clank briefly appeared on screen during Ted Price’s PAX Prime keynote moments ago. Is Fuse a renamed Overstrike, or something entirely new? Along with the teasing screen, Insomniac Game’ official Twitter sent out a link to Fusegame.com, where a countdown clock…
By Mike Fahey Published August 31, 2012