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Killzone Mercenary Is The Vita FPS With Crotch-Stabbing

The PlayStation Vita is a good, powerful handheld machine that’s run some piss-poor first-person shooters. After rushed, clunky Resistance and Call of Duty shooters, the system will get a Killzone in September. It merely needs to be mediocre to improve Vita FPSing dramatically. After having played the Vita’s Killzone: Mercenary last night at a Sony…

There’s a Nintendo Direct coming this morning at 10am Eastern. You can watch it right here, or keep up with Kotaku for live coverage of 3DS/Wii U news as it happens.

A Fünke Bit of Arrested Development Makes These Capcom Games Amazing

Arrested Development’s imminent return means that its stars have turned up in the weirdest places. Like frozen banana stands in various cities. And while Tobias Fünke’s sizzle reel had a brief snippet of video games in it, Capcom’s taken things to a whole new level. The publisher of Street Fighter and Dragon’s Dogma took David…

The Inevitable Minecraft Parody of Psy’s “Gentleman” is Here

Worldwide musical sensation Psy spends the entirety of his music video for “Gentleman” griefing real people. Now it’s time to grief some virtual block folks. StageFiveTV made the vid with the easy-to-use Mine-Imator, deftly capturing the spirit of Psy’s performance without having to spend too much time building sets. With such powerful tools readily available,…

New GTA V Screenshots Show Chases, Car Theft, Deep Sea Adventures

Rockstar has released five new screenshots for Grand Theft Auto V, and they’re looking as gorgeous as ever. You can take a look at them below, and don’t forget to click ‘expand’ to bask in their full glory.

It Took Them 19 Years To Add Fishing To The Elder Scrolls

Morrowind even hadfishing poles. No way to use them, though. Luckily, it appears we’ll finally have actual fishing in Bethesda’s RPG series with The Elder Scrolls Online (wading into the water and hitting the use key over fish in Skyrim doesn’t count). Also, crafting and loot and stuff. TES Online is coming in 2013.

Wow, This Counter-Strike Trailer Is Fantastic

Unless you’re actually a player, you probably think Counter-Strike is a bit old-fashioned. A little stale compared to other modern shooters. And hey, I think you’re right. I also think that doesn’t matter here, because this is a Korean commercial commissioned in 2012 for an Asia-onlyCounter-Strike game most of you will never have played anyway…

Four members of LulzSec, the group behind 2011’s hacker attacks against Sony and Nintendo, were sentenced at a London court yesterday. The youngest member received a suspended jail term of two years, while the other three were sentenced to prison time ranging from twenty-four to thirty-two months. [via GI.biz]

Nerdy Cafe Latte Art Is More Amazing in Color

You know what’s more mind-blowing that latte art? Latte art drawn in vibrant color. And this Japanese coffee craftsman has mastered it. You are looking at the work of “Nowtoo Sugi”. Starting this past February, Sugi began using colored bartender syrups to, as the hobby artist says, “paint” on coffee. Sugi isn’t the only one…

Playing The Games That Nobody Else Has Played

The site Zero Feedback has a noble mission statement: to track down and play independent, freeware games that for whatever reason have gone completely unnoticed. The criteria for inclusion is that a game must have been submitted to a forum or site and received zero feedback (hence the name) within a 3-6 month period. If…

To celebrate the 15th anniversary of Gran Turismo, reader Ilya made this tribute clip that rivals anything developers Polyphony Digital have made for the series over that time. It took him three months to make, was shot entirely in Gran Turismo 5 and features 50 cars racing on over 30 tracks. So pretty. 15th Anniversary…

There’s An E3 Presser For People Sick Of E3 Pressers

Last year’s E3 was in many ways a lowpoint for the annual industry showcase, tepid press conferences dominated as much by…ill-advised crowd reaction as they were by an endless parade of games all seeming to promote the same ol’ mindless violence. That’s led this year to the establishment of HORIZON, an alternative E3 press conference…

Tobias Fünke: The Video Game

As part of the promo campaign for the upcoming Arrested Development comeback, there’s now a Tobias Fünke sizzle reel on YouTube. You know, because he’s an actor It’s fantastic stuff, especially the part where he gets all multimedia, and manages to star in a shitty old video game.

These Giant Robots Look Like They’re Made Of Steel, But They’re Not

They’re made of paper. Amazing stuff. Reader VJIII, aka shieldcore, sent these in. I’m in awe. I mean, the papercraft itself is impressive enough, but sticking lights in there is just too much. Some of these are small papercraft models. Others are papercraft outfits for figures. Some are human-sized papercraft cosplay! shieldcore [DeviantArt]

This Badass Buzz Lightyear Could Definitely Save The Galaxy

Dan LuVisi – who we only just featured on our daily concept art showcase – is to thank for this “realistic” portrayal of Buzz Lightyear, which puts Star Command in the hands of the US government and turns the cartoon hero into someone you could easily imagine kicking ass in a 2013 video game. To…

Just How More Detailed Are PS4 Characters Over PS3 Characters?

Earlier this week, Guerilla Games released a report onthe studio’s PlayStation 4 reveal demonstration, which had people playing a real-time demo of the new Killzone game. It’s mostly super-technical, but there’s still enough interesting stuff in there for regular folk to get something out of. Stuff like: While the demo ran at “only” 30fps, it…

Meet The Real, Ass-Kicking Chun Li

There’s been a gif doing the rounds this week of a French cosplayer performing an impressive rendition of Chun Li’s lightning kick. It’s based on this 2011 clip, and it’s pretty good! I’m not sure who the cosplayer/performer in question is, but seeing it reminded me of a similar clip in which we do know…

This Is Why We Should Never, Ever Have A Dog For President

Here’s a silly take by Freddie Wong on what would happen if we had a dog for president. In this reality, all cats are eradicated until only one cat is left. The Last Cat. Naturally, the last cat on Earth is also a rather cute cat. And naturally, there’s also a group of select people…

The Kids Of Today Seem To Be Struggling With Super Metroid

SNES classic Super Metroid went on sale for under a buck earlier this week, the combination of price and the game’s status obviously resulting in a massive influx of new players. Players that, thanks to the wonders of the Miiverse, appear to be…struggling with 1990s game design. There’s always the chance these guys are trolling/joking,…

The Game That Fights Pirates With Piracy Was Just Greenlit On Steam

This batch of recently green-lit games looks fantastic, and not just because it includes the game development simulator where piracy battles piracy. Let’s take a closer look at the upcoming games that will eventually release on Steam, shall we? Bleed “An action platformer focused on stylist, acrobatic dodging and fluid, challenging gameplay.” Game Dev Tycoon…