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The Wii U has Nothing to Offer a Sports Fan. Does It Even Matter Now?
If it wasn’t obvious at its launch in November, then this past week should have made it clear: The Wii U is functionally irrelevant to sports video games, and there is no reason for any sports fan to buy the console. The only question now is how much that will really matter to the fate…
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Police Blotter: His Face Fought the Law and the Law Won
Crime is a constant feature of video games writing. Somewhere, someone is doing something illicit with them—sometimes comically stupid, but also potentially tragic. Games and consoles are currency, objects of dispute, sometimes even weapons themselves. Kotaku‘s Police Blotter is here to round up the latest in games crime. Faces of Resisting Arrest WEST PALM BEACH,…
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Horrid Friday the 13th NES Game Gets This Special Edition Figurine
Friday the 13th, the 1989 game, is widely considered to be one of the worst video games of all time, certainly one of the worst ever made for the NES. So of course it rates a special edition figurine—Jason Vorhees in the strange purple getup he wore for the final, deeply unsatisfying boss battle. Figures.com…
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Kotaku ‘Shop Contest: Roboshop
Next week we should have plenty of absurd things and derpfaces coming out of the Next Xbox reveal, so it’s premature to parody that right now. We need a more timeless exploitable, something like—oh, yeah, this bigass statue of Robocop. Here we go. The statue, remember, was a Kickstarter initiative to place a tribute to…
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Kotaku ‘Shop Contest: Ridiculous Rift: The Winners
Oculus Rift isn’t even in production and the VR device already has been put to that most basic of human needs—vigilante executions. If experiencing the guillotine in full stereoscopic view isn’t intense enough, feast your eyes on this week’s set of ‘Shop Contest winners, led by arniejolt! Acnyc2000 (This means “Will there be cake after…
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Ouya Will Be at E3 … in the Parking Lot
Ouya, the crowdfunded Android gaming console, will be in Los Angeles during E3, but it won’t technically be *at* E3. That’s because its booth will be in “a parking lot directly across from the Convention Center’s South Hall.” Is it this one? That’s according to a message sent to Ouya developers by the company’s head…
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Madden Special Edition Includes ‘Sunday Ticket’—Even Without DirecTV
Yesterday, EA Sports announced a $100 “Anniversary Edition” for Madden NFL 25 that will include a code offering buyers access to DirecTV’s NFL Sunday Ticket—the channel that lets you watch any team outside of your local market—even if they aren’t subscribers to the satellite TV service. There’s been a bit of confusion as to what…
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Patton Oswalt’s Amazing Star Wars Episode VII Rant, Brought To Life
The totally improvised, 7 1/2 minute filibuster from an episode of NBC’s Parks & Recreation last month, in which Patton Oswalt outlines his vision of Star Wars: Episode VII (with Marvel crossovers) could not possibly have been more perfect, could it? Well, yes, it could, actually … YouTube video uploaded by iZacLess To contact the…
By Owen Good