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Crowd Control Is A Real MMO Problem. WildStar Has The Solution.

Maybe there is something to this whole WildStar being subscription-based MMO thing. Every time I turn around, the folks at Carbine Studios are rolling out some incredibly fresh idea, like a “Disarm” skill that makes you have to run after your weapon. It’s sorcery! Let’s see how the game handles other annoying forms of crowd…

No that’s not Call of Duty: Ghosts, even if the image is full of dogs. It’s just someone on Reddit messing around in ArmA III‘s editor. Good to see so many breeds in-game, but I’d also like to see the frame rate when so many creatures are on screen at the same time. Dayshot is…

Rain has a release date: IGN reports that Sony’s PS3-exclusive downloadable adventure arrives on the first of October in the US, the second in Europe, and the third in Japan Rain will cost $15, and comes with an extra music montage, an avatar pack, and a dynamic theme for those who preorder.

Combining Precision Platforming, Cubes, and Gratuitous Cleavage

That’s gratuitous cleavage or kittens. Take your pick. On Steam’s Greenlight, currently trying to collect votes is Team Shuriken’s Xbox 360-exclusive Uncraft Me!, a Super Meat Boy-esque platformer with visuals (and a name) seemingly inspired by Minecraft. Also, there’s backgrounds featuring large-breasted anime women. But have no fear! Should you be too distracted by the…

Diablo III Gets Its First Expansion Pack

Reaper of Souls is the first expansion for Diablo III. Blizzard revealed a whole new act, a new hero called The Crusader and the act boss: Malthael. What has been revealed so far, behind closed doors [Updated]: The expansion is called Reaper of Souls The new, playable, mid-range melee class is The Crusader. Focuses on…

No, This Final Fantasy Character Didn’t Say “F**kball”

Well, I don’t think he did. This new trailer for Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII is a little over two minutes. But the last several seconds are what might raise eyebrows. Skip to around 1:50 to see, er, hear what I’m talking about. While it sounds like Sazh is saying “blasted fuckball,” I believe he’s…

Can’t wait for the next-gen version of Call of Duty: Ghosts? Activision’s got your back. If you buy the game’s PS3 version, you’ll be able to upgrade to the PS4 version as soon as it releases ten days later, at a price of 10$ (or €10, or £10). In the US, Amazon and Gamestop will…

You’ll Pay A Monthly Fee To Play The Elder Scrolls Online

Putting an end to speculation that the massively multiplayer entry in Bethesda’s award-winning role-playing franchise would be free-to-play, Zenimax Online’s Matt Firor has confirmed The Elder Scrolls Online will follow a subscription-based business model. The general manager of Zenimax online confirmed monthly subscriptions for the eagerly-anticipated game during a pre-Gamescom interview with German site Gamestar.…

XCOM: Enemy Unknown Gets Its First Major Expansion This Fall

Just when you thought you were out… they pull you back in! Into another war against an invading alien menace, that is. This November, Firaxis’ fantastic (andKotaku Game of the Year-winning) strategy game XCOM: Enemy Unknown is getting its first major expansion, titled XCOM: Enemy Within. Here’s a teaser, featuring everybody’s favorite faceless guy in…

Not All New Skylanders Split In Half. Some Are Sabertooth Turtles.

More of a sabertooth turtle dinosaur, I suppose. This is Slobber Tooth, and he’s one of the latest non-splitting Skylanders champions, joining the fray when Swap Force hits October 13. The whole Swap Force mechanic is nice and all, but I’m a sucker for a well-designed one piece with a focus on function. I had…

EVE Online‘s Stunning Oculus Rift Demo Becomes A Real Game

Members of the press at E3 2013 and fans at this year’s CCP Fanfest wouldn’t shut up about how cool the Oculus Rift-powered EVE VR demo was, so CCP is making EVE: Valkyrie, a multiplayer space dogfighting game set in the EVE universe. I hope you’re all happy. I know I am. There can never…

Dungeon Keeper Returns… As A Mobile Game

The original dungeon defense game returns, but not to the PC from whence it came. EA is bringing back Dungeon Keeper as an iOS and Android mobile game this winter. I know you’re upset, PC folks. Bullfrog’s classic was the sort of game you could only find on PC back in the late 90s, a…

Defiance ‘Castithan Charge Pack’ Adds Playable Creepy White People

Nothing plays on the TV screen quite as well as an alien race whose defining feature is cake makeup and contact lenses. Defiance‘s dorkiest extraterrestrials look much better as playable characters in today’s ‘Castithan Charge Pack’ release. The ‘Castithan Charge Pack’ is a two-pronged bit of downloadable content for the video game portion of trion…

Well This Ad For Ouya Sure Is…Excessive… [UPDATE]

I don’t really have the words to describe this ad, although it’s not official according to Ouya. Whoever made this sure tried a ridiculous way to try to sell someone on an Ouya, though. Kind of has the style of Superjail!, yeah? In any case, we’ve contacted Ouya to ask about this ad and will…

The Fix For Disney Infinity PlayStation 3 Problems Is In

After two days of PlayStation 3 players being unable to play Disney Infinity properly without the game locking up and save game corruption, patch 1.03 has arrived to make things all better, mostly. The previous patch, 1.01, caused the game to lock up shortly after launching, as well as corrupting game saves. A workaround for…

According to GLaDOS, We’ve All Been Pronouncing ‘Dota’ Wrong

Good news: Dota 2 is getting a GLaDOS announcer pack, meaning that you’ll have the ability to pay to have GLaDOS chide you as you play. “Bad” news: the clip that teases her inclusion has a most surprising revelation. Listen to this GLaDOS clip of the upcoming announcer pack, courtesy of PC Gamer, which they…

YouTube Reacts Hilariously To Video of Geeky Women

Last month, we wrote about a song that featured women who take issue with the idea of a “fake geek girl.” Naturally, these women feel that they shouldn’t have to prove their geek cred. Since that sentiment was expressed via YouTube video, people left comments—and these comments could sometimes be ridiculous. Cue this dramatic reading…

Indie Game: The Infomercial. “If StarCraft is a sport, Divekick is a crime scene.” That’s Action Button founder (and sometime Kotaku contributor) Tim Rogers giving histrademark infomercial-style pitchfor Divekick, an absurd two-button fighting game he did not make but would still like for you to play. Tim, if you ever get sick of making games,…

With Xbox One Gaining Momentum, Sony Still Has Confidence

The most remarkable thing about Sony’s Gamescom press conference today wasn’t the big game announcements (Sony still loves indie games) or the PS4 feature demonstrations (the new menu looks like a video game console menu). It was Sony’s overarching, at times infectious confidence. While the event didn’t have the same razzle-dazzle of their PS4 reveal…

Looking good, Ratchet. Here’s Insomniac with a very promising look at the next Ratchet & Clank game, subtitled Into The Nexus. Some of this stuff—in particular the Nightmare Box—looks awfully interesting.