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Siri Isn’t Happy About Those Sexts You Send

It’s 2013. Some people send sexts; the practice is not abnormal. But if Siri could talk freely, like she does in this sketch by Slacktory, I doubt that she’d be very happy about what people send as attachments in texts, or in Snapchats. With good reason! Welp. You could always play Dungeons and Dragons with…

One of Grand Theft Auto V’s Achievements Is… Surprising

Xbox360Achievements does their thing once again, this time revealing the achievements for the next Grand Theft Auto. If you’d like to be spoiled on what these are, keep reading—otherwise, steer clear! You can read the full list of achievements here, but let’s talk about “From Beyond The Stars.” It’ll require you to collect and return…

The Nirvana of Video Games? Video games need a grunge movement, or at least that’s what Kotaku contributor and 90s aficionado Leigh Alexander argues in this excellent piece over at Gamasutra. It’s a version of a talk she recently gave at a UK games convention, and it involves Paula Abdul.

Biggest fear for Season 2 of The Legend of Korra: so much this. Probably not unreasonable either, given that in interviews, the writers highlighted Mako and Korra’s relationship as a point of tension in the upcoming season. (GIF via avataraang)

This Amazing Life-Sized Mass Effect Party Member Is Made of Paper

You might not be able to have conversations or go into combat with this papercraft version of Jack made by tankball, but you’ve gotta admit, it’s pretty freakin’ cool. I mean, geeze, look at how tall this thing is! Although it makes for a slightly creepy picture, this Jack comes apart, too. It’s for easy…

The Heisenberg Conspiracy: Wired‘s posted a whole bunch of theories about how to read Breaking Bad and predict what’ll happen at the end of the series. Some are way too out-there, but a couple are sharply observed and even a little bit mind-blowing.

Watch Blizzard’s New Collectible Card Game In Action

Hey, remember back in March when Blizzard said their new game would be coming out “IRL soon”? Well, they were telling the truth, because they just gave us a beta to show you wonderful people. Take a look at the video for a walk through the opening of the game, a look at the quests,…

The Grim Reality Of Grand Theft Auto Online

GTA Online sounds pretty freakin’ great, right? There’s so much stuff to do, and a lot of it is nonviolent…OR IS IT? That’s the question asked today by Dorkly. Their answer stands in stark contrast to Chris’ more utopian take.

Terrific Indie Game Trailer Is Your Gateway To 80 Other Trailers

Skip the first 26 seconds of this trailer for the 2103 PAX Prime Indie Mega Booth. Get right to the good stuff… a cascade of picture-in-picture links to trailers for 80 or so cool-looking indie games. Some of these games are out already. Some are forthcoming. All will be at PAX, the massive open-to-the-public gaming…

This Guy Really Wants Shrek To Be In The New Smash Bros

Oh, Miiverse. You’ve got such amusing characters making all sorts of silly posts. Take “Sakurai” here, a poster which cronicstate found, for instance. Sakurai is almost assuredly a troll, but everyone takes the bait and argues with him over the possibility of having Dreamwork’s Shrek in the new Super Smash Bros. It’s hilarious. For reference,…

Read Polygon‘s Version Of the Harassment Story Folks Are Buzzing About

Did you hear the one about the ex-BioWare writer who supposedly quit her job because she was being harassed? Hopefully not, because that’s wrong, despite it being today’s supposed hot news. That “fact” is wrong, but it’s been ricocheting all around the Internet today thanks to a writer for a publication called Metro getting a…

Are Video Games Taking Over My Life?

What do you do if you don’t like a video game everyone else in the world seems to like? Are you too worried about getting in your gaming fix? What’s your favorite pudding? These questions and more on this week’s Ask Kotaku. Don’t forget to send me questions for next week! Get wild! Ask me…

The Legend Of Cortana: She’s been damsel and savior, commander and follower, and she was a part of the Halo series before the first game even began. Check out this great (spoiler-filled) feature over at Edge Online about the humanity—and inhumanity—of Cortana.

New Beta Test: The closed beta for Hearthstone—Blizzard’s Warcraft-themed card game—has just begun. You can sign up right here

Some of the Best Cosplay From Otakon 2013

Otakon might’ve been last week, but beatdownboogie brings us a taste of the con and its cosplayers today with two compilations of awesome costumes at the show. Also, there’s breakdancing. Gotta have breakdancing. Recognize everyone? Got a favorite? Perhaps it’s not surprising that I’m charmed by the Pokemon cartridges, although there were a bunch of…

Dreaming Up A New Mario RPG

At one point, Mario & Luigi: Dream Team was going to have a volcano. It’d have been quite the spectacle: hundreds of little Luigis would gather together and morph into volcanic form, then erupt into a trickle of Luigis that would strike enemies. But it didn’t work—not quite as well as the ball of Luigis,…

One Of The Prettier Games I’ve Ever Played Is Also About Bugs

It’s not often you get to experience the transformative journey of insects while enjoying some illustrative art. But that’s exactly what you get with Morphopolis, a casual adventure game that just looks beautiful. If you wish to see more of the visually lovely game and have the are-video-games-art question definitively answered, then please do watch…

Moneysaver: Elder Scrolls Anthology, Pre-Order Mania, Haswell, 3DS

… with a balsamic price reduction. Join us for the first ever Moneysaver Co-Op segment where we’re discussing and voting on the best gaming mice. Deal Leaderboard Check out all those Amazon pre-orders and the whole PC section. Get $30 off the new Nexus 7 right here Best Buy has regular 3DS’s starting at $135…

Let’s Crowdsource This Video Game’s ‘Magic Eye’ Posters

I’ve always been pretty good at Magic Eye posters. I even had one in my room as a kid. It was of dinosaurs, I believe, and I got very good at crossing my eyes just so and making the Tyrannosaurs and the Archaeopteryx come to life. True to its 90s setting, there are a couple…

12 Very Impressive Minutes Of Next-Gen Zombie Parkour

Here’s a 12 minute gameplay demo of Dying Light, Techland’s free-running zombie survival game. It looks impressive, every bit the Mirror’s Edge-meets-Dead Island thing that Stephen talked when he first saw the game earlier this year It’s nice to finally see the game in action. Dying Light will be released next year across both current-gen…