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Patton Oswalt Trolls The World, Wins Twitter

If you were watching Twitter this past weekend, you might have seen comedian Patton Oswalt saying some surprising things. Offensive things. Hateful, even. The things he was saying came as even more of a surprise given his typically left-of-center political views. For example: Then, if you’re anything like me, you would have gone to his…

Now Origin Does At Least One Thing Better Than Steam

Usually, if you buy software online, you’re kind of stuck with it. But today, EA has set a new policy for games on Origin: you can return game downloads for full refunds within 24 hours of the first time you launch the game, within seven days from when you purchase it, or within the first…

In An Alternate Universe, People On Xbox Live Rage Like This

If only we never had to deal with obnoxious ragers when we play games on Xbox Live. You know, the people who lose their cool while playing games? …what if there was a reality where ragers like the kind we know of didn’t exist? Dorkly guesses they’d sound a little like this guy in this…

Sir, You Can Now Play This Cool Game: The alpha of the procedurally generated robot-avoidance sim Sir, You Are Being Hunted is now available via Steam Early Access. That means if you pre-order, you can play an early version right now. I’ve been playing the alpha for the last couple of weeks and having a…

Steam Developer Accidentally Trolls Half-Life 3 Fans

Earlier today, the Steam store featured a news itemwritten by a developer claiming that the Half-Life 3 internal beta had been released. As you might’ve guessed, it was fake—but anyone looking at Steam could see the “news.” The item is gone now, but people took screenshots, naturally. And here’s the best/worst part: the trolling wasn’t…

That’s Not How You Play Disney Infinity, Good Morning America

“A brand-new game where all the Disney characters are available to everyone who plays it anytime.” Good Morning America is slightly off in its description of Disney Infinity, but not as off as they are when they start hopping on a giant replica of the game’s interface module, pretending to play. Lara Spencer’s enthusiasm for…

Game Designer Would Like You To Stop Fixating On Review Scores

Platinum Games’ Hideki Kamiya has a new video game out. It’s not getting perfect scores or perfect reviews. Yeah, like he cares. Here’s one of video game’s most expressive game designers brushing off criticism as only he can. These Tweets are in reference to reviews of The Wonderful 101, a Wii U game that’ll be…

The Evolution Of Minecraft, Summed Up In 7 Minutes

Minecraft will step into its fifth year soon. Damn. It really reveals how fast the years are passing by. SamalotPlays created this beautiful time-lapse video that shows how the game began to shape up from its early stages—including additions like the day/night cycle and rideable horses—and continuing through to the game we have today. Which,…

This Is Why We Love Spelunky

Spelunky is finally out on the PC, and it’ll be out on PS3 and Vita on August 27th. Chris Person and I sit down to play through the game and explain why we like this game enough that I bought wired controllers to hook up to my PC instead of just playing it on the…

“I never pay more than $500 for one item.” Check out this fascinating new interview with video game memorabilia all-star Brett Martin over at Gameological.

Majora’s Mask, a Moon And Some Cool Gen Con Cosplay

Talk Amongst Yourselves‘ Giant Boy Detective went to Gen Con this past weekend and found a parade of cosplay. The Majora’s Mask one is great! Check out the rest below.

If You Can’t Slam With The Best, Then Jam With This Barkley 2 Trailer

Not gonna lie—finding out that The Magical Realms of Tír na nÓg: Escape from Necron 7 – Revenge of Cuchulainn: The Official Game of the Movie – Chapter 2 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa will be at PAX was pretty much the highlight of my week. The Barkley: Shut Up And Jam Gaiden sequel, which…

Announcers Rule. We Don’t Appreciate Them Enough.

Alert! First blood. Double kill. Triple Kill. Mega Kill. Overkill. …Executed. Game over. They might set the tone of the game, they might always remember to direct you to the objective, heck, they might even feed your ego by lauding every minor triumph you have while playing a multiplayer game, but man, announcers—those disembodied voices…

A Possibly-Drunk Ric Flair Made This WWE 2K14 Panel Extra-Entertaining

The best thing 2K Sports has done for pro wrestling games so far is assemble this incredible panel consisting of Jim Ross, Dolph Ziggler, Daniel Bryan (he was robbed last night!), Rey Mysterio, Steve Austin, Paul Heyman, Mick Foley and a seemingly intoxicated Ric Flair. Jump about 40 minutes in for the good stuff. 2K,…

How To Sync Plants vs. Zombies 2 Saves Across Multiple Devices

Maybe you’re one of the lucky ones. Maybe you’ve got Plants vs. Zombies 2 working perfectly across multiple iOS devices. Maybe you’re able to play it on the go on iPhone and at home on iPad with your progress carrying between the two without a second thought. Or maybe not. As an avid Weeds vs.…

Wow, 20% Of Americans Don’t Use The Internet

Some 60 million American adults don’t use the Internet on their computers or phones, says a New York Times report today. That’s 20% of the country. Insane! The Times cites economic difficulties, lack of interest, and lack of computer skills as reasons for this statistic. Some can’t afford to get plugged in, and others just…

Incredible 20-Second Tetris Game Must Be Seen To Be Believed

Are you ready to see something incredible? I’m not sure you’re ready. Get ready. Are you ready now? Okay. Check this business out. There’s playing Tetris, and then there’s PLAYING TETRIS. This video, of a Tetris “sprinter” who goes by Keroco, falls into the latter category. Mental Floss has a more in-depth breakdown of what’s…

If Attack on Titan Characters Were Pokemon Trainers…

It might be a little grim to imagine Pokemon in the world of Attack on Titan, but, hey! Titans only eat humans, remember? That said, if for some reason the worlds collided, Goldfinch figures these would be the pairings we’d see. What do you think, who would you pair up? I’d probably put Eren with…

Oh Jeez, The Fan-Made Mother 4 Looks Amazing, And It’s Out Next Year

The fanmade Mother 4 project now has a release window (winter 2014) and a trailer (above). It’s stunning. Mother 4, which has been in development for quite a few years now, is a fanmade sequel to Mother 3, which is a sequel to Mother 2, also known as Earthbound, which was re-released in the U.S.…

Saints Row IV In 20 Minutes

Only one more day until you can get your hands on Saints Row IV! So you can kill 20 of the minutes between now and then by watching us run around and show off some highlights of the game. In the video we jump through various parts of the game, so if you want to…