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I’m Rather Worried About Assassin’s Creed Coming to Victorian London
Fifty quid says Queen Victoria is a Templar. Empress of India seems like a Templar-y thing to be, and the history books have it that at least eight people tried to off her. I’m placing another twenty on Jack the Ripper turning out to be at once a nice guy and a flawlessly animated woman.…
Angus Morrison Published December 11, 2014 -
Father Makes Son Play Through Video Game History, Chronologically
For the last ten years, Andy Baio has been performing an experiment on his son. It is equal parts cruel and fascinating. Rather than let him play whatever video game he wanted, Baio made his boy work his way to modernity by playing through the history of video games chronologically. Starting with 1979’s Galaxian. His…
By Luke Plunkett Published December 10, 2014 -
Forget His Face, Nathan Drake’s Rock-Climbing Is Getting Better
In video games we do many things. We run, we jump, we punch, we shoot and we climb That fact is most apparent in Naughty Dog’s Uncharted series. From this perspective Nathan Drake isvideo game man par excellence. He is the master of the video game verb. He is Mario, Kratos and Indiana Jones all…
Mark Serrels Published December 10, 2014 -
Unofficial Destiny, Force Awakens LEGO Is Expensive, But Worth It
David Hall makescustom LEGO minifigs. To get around copyright, he can’t call these amazing figures “Destiny” or “Star Wars” pieces, but we all know the score. And are thankful for it. The detail on the Destiny figures in particular is wonderful. The Titan – sorry, “Adversary Slayer” – is $32, but since he’s so close…
By Luke Plunkett Published December 10, 2014 -
Hooray, That Awesome Cyberpunk Game Is Back From The Dead
Once upon a time (read: a couple years ago), a crazy pretty cyberpunk game called 5734L3R—aka Stealer—took our un-cybernetically enhanced simian world by storm. But then, just as quickly as it appeared, it got canceled. The end? Hardly. It lives again, and this time it needs your help. A glitched out cyberscape painted in warm…
By Nathan Grayson Published December 10, 2014 -
Been a while since I played Crusader Kings II. I must have missed the patch notes about this.
By Luke Plunkett Published December 10, 2014 -
Man Has 203 Simpsons Characters Tattooed On His Back
Michael Baxter, an Australian prison guard, has more Simpsons characters tattooed on his body than I can either remember or recognise. His entire back is covered in a collage of the cartoon’s cast, with the Simpson family themselves flanked by everyone from Guntherto Kent Brockman, who resides just above Baxter’s asscrack. The tattoo forms part…
By Luke Plunkett Published December 10, 2014 -
Sunset Overdrive is getting a story-based expansion this month that adds an offshore oil rig and two new water-based traversal abilities to the game. It’s called “The Mystery of Mooil Rig,” and it comes out December 23rd. Now might be a good time to take Stephen and Kirk’s advice and give the game another shot!
By Yannick LeJacq Published December 10, 2014 -
The End Of The World, GTA V Style
It’s the year 2014. Grand Theft Auto V is now on next-gen consoles. So what’s that mean for last-gen? Why, the rapture, of course, if this fan video is to be believed. The folks at 8-Bit Bastard, in conjunction with Sonny Evans, put together this video about the last desperate souls roaming the abandoned wasteland…
By Nathan Grayson Published December 10, 2014 -
A Guide To The Witcher‘s Story, For Those Who Know Squat
Despite a recent delay, The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt continues to be the new-gen game to watch, but it’s the third entry in a massive fantasy series with lore lining every crag of its handsomely (and lustily) scarred face. Where to begin? This video will help. And no, it’s not about witches. ShoddyCast, they of…
By Nathan Grayson Published December 10, 2014 -
Ten Things You Should Totally Try In Far Cry 4
There are many things to do in Kyrat, lots of things to see. If you’re looking to make the most of your time in Far Cry 4, however, we have some suggestions for you. Far Cry 4 presents you with a playground. A lot of the fun comes from being creative with that playground, and…
By Patricia Hernandez Published December 10, 2014 -
Why Some People Are Freaking Out Over A New Tekken Character
Tekken 7’s new female character “Lucky Chloe” sparked some controversy online when she was revealed earlier this week, so much so that director Katsuhiro Harada took to Twitter to defend his work. His statements there have led to some confusion over whether that character will actually be included in the inevitable U.S. release of the…
By Yannick LeJacq Published December 10, 2014 -
The Honest Last of Us Trailer Deserves a High Five
Naughty Dog’s melodramatic post-apocalyptic survival game wowed almost everybody when it came out last year. Will the notoriously picky folks behind Honest Game Trailers manage to find fault with The Last of Us? Shh…. Clickers! Joel and Ellie’s emotional journey across a ruined America moved many a gamer to tears. But, damn it, it’s not…
By Evan Narcisse Published December 10, 2014 -
A Pokémon Fan Game Three Years In The Making
Legends of the Arena is a Pokémon game that’s been cooking for a while—and you should totally check it out. Developed by “Wackyturtle,” the fan-game focuses on a prestigious tournament, with Pokémon Colosseum-style battles. Think of it like a more extended Elite Four, except there seems to be a sense of history to the tournament.…
By Patricia Hernandez Published December 10, 2014 -
Halo 3 Animation Mod Is The Stupidest/Best Thing To Happen To Chief
Master Chief riding in a Warthog? Usually pretty awesome. A Scarab-skinned Chief riding in a Warthog? Possibly the most ridiculous thing I’ve seen today. YouTuber and Halo gamer Lord Zedd, known for modding and tinkering around with the Halo games, has done a number on Master Chief in Halo 3 in the video above. It…
By Tina Amini Published December 10, 2014 -
Smash Bros. Characters’ Recovery Moves Put To The Test
When weighing the merits of fighters in the new Super Smash Bros., a crucial factor players consider is their unique “recovery” abilities. These are the special moves each character has to help them make it back to a stage after being knocked off. One player has come up with a clever way to experiment with…
By Yannick LeJacq Published December 10, 2014 -
Free SimCity 2000, PS4/Xbox One Bundles, Inquisition, More Deals
The classic SimCity 2000 Special Edition is yours for zero dollars today. [ Origin] Still haven’t gotten your hands on one of the new consoles? Here are even more deals. Buy a PlayStation 4, get a Free Game | Amazon Xbox One Assassin’s Creed Bundle + Game of Your Choice ($350) | Microsoft refurb Xbox…
By Shane Roberts Published December 10, 2014 -
Stephen And Kirk Are Getting Back Into Sunset Overdrive
There was a time when Kirk and I really weren’t into the often-grating, tonally-annoying Sunset Overdrive. But substance wins over style and, what do you know? We’re both fans now. We had this chat a day ago. Then I played the game more last night and now like it even more. And to think this…
By Stephen Totilo Published December 10, 2014 -
When Hearthstone Revenge Goes Perfectly
Behold, one of the funniest Hearthstone matches I’ve seen in a long time, thanks to an insane new Goblins vs. Gnomes card that puts a friggin’ landmine in one player’s deck. Let’s set the scene. At the bottom is infamous YouTuber Totalbiscuit (narrator of the video), who here is trying to put together the insane…
By Jason Schreier Published December 10, 2014