Someone once told me that time was a predator that stalked us all our lives. I rather believe that time is a…
Pork belly prices have been dropping all morning, which means that everybody is waiting for it to hit rock bottom,…
Look, bullethead. If they're hiking through the jungle there's nothing I can do about it. I have a car. I am not…
Orphans! Listen to Ignacio. I know it is fun to wrestle. A nice piledrive to the face, or a punch to the face, but…
Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free? Gimme a liter o' cola. I don't want a large farva, I want a goddamn…
Hi, how are you. My name's Elliot, and I'm with the Cub Scouts of America. We're selling uncut cocaine to get to the…
I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door—that way Lumbergh can't see me—and, uh,…
I don't think I want to know a six-year-old who isn't a dreamer, or a sillyheart. And I sure don't want to know one…
Let's face it, half the things we do are window dressing. Take running alongside that limousine: it'd take an…
Listen, loyalty is very touching. But it is not the most important thing in your life right now! But what is…
You spend fourteen years in this tank, you begin to understand that you've only got two thing left they can't sweat…
You're wrong, eggroll, I know exactly what I'm talking about. I may not be the most pleasant person to be around,…
Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos,…
Mr. Vaughn, what we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, an eating machine. It's really a miracle of…
Even if we play so far above our heads that our noses bleed for a week to ten days; even if God in Heaven above…
You probably think it's just a hamburger. A patty's just a piece of meat, but it can have character. See that…
When you decide to be something, you can be it. That's what they don't tell you in the church. When I was your age…
You're walking away from history! History, Alex! Did Chris Columbus stay home? Nooooo. What if the Wright Brothers…