We reviewed a bunch of games this week on Kotaku and dare I note that the sequels had a better batting average than the originals?
EyePet Review: His Master’s Voice
In which Luke Plunkett’s furniture and lighting fail to meet Sony standards.
https://kotaku.com/eyepet-review-his-masters-voice-5402930
Command & Conquer: Red Alert Micro-Review: Palm-Size Power Trip
In which freelancer Matt Cabral forgives a key omission.
https://kotaku.com/command-conquer-red-alert-micro-review-palm-size-po-5405008
Left 4 Dead 2 Review: We Don’t Care How You Did It Up North
In which Michael McWhertor no longer worries about the corny and the hokey.
https://kotaku.com/left-4-dead-2-review-we-dont-care-how-you-did-it-up-no-5405727
Assassin’s Creed II Review: A Season For Masterpieces
In which I praise, among many other things, the game’s infidelity joke.
https://kotaku.com/assassins-creed-ii-review-a-season-for-masterpieces-5405800
LEGO Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues Review: Nuke The Mini-fig
In which Brian Crecente finds a silver lining to a Crystal Skull.
https://kotaku.com/lego-indiana-jones-2-the-adventure-continues-review-n-5407380
Asphalt 5 Micro-Review: Pedal to the iPhone
In which Cabral is driven to temporarily dislike one of his favorite bands.
https://kotaku.com/asphalt-5-micro-review-pedal-to-the-iphone-5406879
Torchlight Review: The Fate Of DiabloCraft
In which Michael Fahey is on the verge of laughing — but holds back.
https://kotaku.com/torchlight-review-the-fate-of-diablocraft-5407427
Star Wars Battlefront: Elite Squadron Review: Deja Vu in Space
In which Brian Ashcraft fires the Ion Cannon a tad too much.
https://kotaku.com/star-wars-battlefront-elite-squadron-review-deja-vu-i-5408148
Art Style Digidrive Micro-Review: The Superiority Of Video Games
In which I praise a game that can be played on shaky boats, wobbly subways and other unstable places.
https://kotaku.com/art-style-digidrive-micro-review-the-superiority-of-vi-5409169
