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UncategorizedThe First And Only King Of The Hill Video Game Came Out 19 Years Ago And It’s Boring
King of The Hill was on for from 1997 to 2010, aired over 250 episodes, won two Emmy awards and has been called one of the best-animated shows of all time. Yet unlike The Simpsons, which received many games across multiple platforms, the world was only granted one King Of The Hill video game and…
By Zack Zwiezen Published June 29, 2019 -
CulturePokemonPachirisu Hides Food In Electrically Charged Furballs
Every Pokemon is interesting and worth talking about. I don’t play a ton of Pokemon, but I do enjoy the universe and I love learning more about the creatures in it. So, Here’s Another Pokemon! It’s Pachirisu! Pachirisu Details Type: Electric Average Height: 1‘ 04“ Average Weight: 8.6 lbs. First Added In Generation IV When…
By Zack Zwiezen Published June 29, 2019 -
CultureMorning CheckpointLance Armstrong As A Bunny-Human Hybrid Is Creepy
Hello! Today we meet drink some semen, sacrifice a pizza, learn about the future of Gears of War, talk about Farmville (?) and meet the animal version of Lance Armstrong. It’s Morning Checkpoint! Great Kotaku Content From The Past Week Like most weeks, Kotaku was filled with some great stories. Here are a few of…
By Zack Zwiezen Published June 29, 2019 -
UncategorizedPokemon Sword & Shield Producer Says National Dex Will Not Be Expanded, Despite Controversy
After weeks of fan outrage and anger, the producer of Pokemon Sword & Shield, Junichi Masuda, released a statement yesterday addressing the decision to not have all Pokemon move forward into Sword & Shield. The statement is fairly short and the main takeaway is simple: They hear all the anger and disappointment, but they aren’t…
By Zack Zwiezen Published June 29, 2019 -
UncategorizedMario Maker 2 Online Multiplayer Is Laggy, Too Basic, And Tons Of Fun
Super Mario Maker 2 is the first Mario game to include online multiplayer, and it’s exactly what you’d expect from Nintendo: The tech kinda sucks, the implementation is extremely bare-bones, and despite all of that, it’s a lot of fun. You can access the various multiplayer options by going into Course World, the online portion…
By Chris Kohler Published June 28, 2019 -
EsportsThe Race To Have The Biggest Prize Pool In Esports History
When Epic Games announced $30 million in prize money for this July’s Fortnite World Cup, it seemed set to be the largest ever for an esports event. That increasingly looks like it might no longer end up being the case, thanks to Valve’s Dota 2 The International 2019, the biggest Dota 2 tournament of the…
By Ethan Gach Published June 28, 2019 -
CultureTwitchBernie Sanders’ New Twitch Channel Needs Fewer Campaign Ads, More Bernie Sanders
Bernie Sanders, America’s favorite curmudgeonly socialist grandpa who happens to be running for President, is now on Twitch. Last night, his channel aired its first two streams. Sadly, neither involved Sanders sitting in a chair that looks like it belongs in a race car and playing Fortnite as a means to demonstrate the ills of…
By Nathan Grayson Published June 28, 2019 -
UncategorizedCrash Team Racing PS4’s Got A Save-Corrupting Bug, But A Fix Is On The Way
A nasty bug that’s been causing PlayStation 4 players of Crash Team Racing: Nitro-Fueled to lose their save files is getting patched on July 3. In the meantime, Activision warns PS4 players to steer clear of time trials. According to blog posted today by Activision, the PlayStation 4 save-corrupting bug occurs when the size of…
By Mike Fahey Published June 28, 2019 -
OpinionImpressionsFinal Fantasy XIV Shadowbringers Log One: There’s A Dancer In My Bunny
Final Fantasy XIV Shadowbringers launched in early access this morning, and as it is with every FFXIV expansion, players are of two minds. Half are flooding into the expansion’s new area, The First, eager to begin their journey as the Warrior of Darkness. I’m with the other half, a rolling horde of Gunblades and Dancers,…
By Mike Fahey Published June 28, 2019 -
UncategorizedHow To Find Bloodstained‘s Cool Secret Area
Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night is a pitch-perfect throwback to the Castlevania games produced by veteran designer Koji Igarashi. As far as tributes go, it’s spot-on, resurrecting the ghost of Symphony of the Night and its successors—and if you know where to look, you’ll find a whole zone dedicated to an homage even older Castlevania…
By Joshua Rivera Published June 28, 2019 -
UncategorizedElaborate Sims 4 Mod Turns San Francisco Into (More Of) A Cyberpunk Dystopia
Simmers love to take the worlds that Electronic Arts has given them and remake them in their own image, sometimes rebuilding all the lots in a given world and replacing all the Sims in it. One went as far as to turn the game’s version of San Francisco into a cyberpunk dystopia, with a storyline…
By Gita Jackson Published June 28, 2019 -
CultureWhat Are You Playing This Weekend?
The weekend is for cleaning the fan on the back of my fridge. Even I bored myself with that sentence. It’s also for playing video games! There’s been a lot of talk on the site about Outer Wilds this week, a game I was really excited for then kind of bounced off—metaphorically and literally—when I…
By Riley MacLeod Published June 28, 2019 -
AnimeTen Anime To Watch If You Liked Neon Genesis Evangelion
So you just finished watching Evangelion on Netflix, and you’re wondering where to go from here. I have a few suggestions. Although Neon Genesis Evangelion is considered a classic among anime fans, a lot of people are seeing it for the very first time thanks to its availability on Netflix. If you’re one of those…
By Gita Jackson Published June 28, 2019 -
ReviewsMultiplatformBloodstained: Ritual of the Night: The Kotaku Review
Genre is mostly bullshit. It’s useful for discussion and for imagining where a certain game exists on the continuum of innovation and progress. These discussions are important, and for them, we need genre. But genre doesn’t do a lot for games, especially once they start to borrow from each other, forcing us to come up…
By Joshua Rivera Published June 28, 2019 -
UncategorizedLife Got You Down? Load Up The Sims 4 And Open A Semen Café
There’s a lot of potential in the mod scene that surrounds The Sims 4. You can tell your Sims not to wash their dishes next to the toilet, give them outfits that don’t suck like the base games ones do, or just make them get naked and have orgies. This week… I tried something a…
By Kate Gray Published June 28, 2019 -
UncategorizedI’m Still Thinking About The Final Fantasy VII Remake E3 2019 Demo
Despite the high possibility of my dying of brain-overload-related shock during my first experience with Final Fantasy VII Remake, I lived. Two weeks later, I’m still thinking about it. Here’s my fresh-off-the-moment video report from the E3 show floor. You’ll hear me gush about the battle system. This gushing is coming from a guy who…
By Tim Rogers Published June 28, 2019