OH NO, He's Hot!

This week we catch up on ALL the Cyberpunk 2077 news, check out a bunch of Xbox consoles playing Crimson Skies, get yelled at by Santa, watch the new trailer for Fall Guys Season 3 and look at shirtless Sephiroth.

Great Kotaku Content From The Past Week

https://kotaku.com/cyberpunk-2077-s-character-creator-the-kotaku-review-1845882374

Cyberpunk’s character creator has some highs, but it fails in a lot of other ways. At least the character creator isn’t super buggy…

https://kotaku.com/four-generations-of-xbox-console-can-play-the-same-game-1845881791

This is cool. But also, hey, maybe we should get a new Crimson Skies.

https://kotaku.com/mcdonalds-china-has-a-spam-and-oreos-burger-it-seems-1845910426

ILLEGAL!

https://kotaku.com/streamers-flabbergasted-after-twitch-partially-bans-the-1845904250

A fantastic headline for a great story. We all need to use the word flabbergasted more often. For example, I’m FLABBERGASTED (see) by that burger above.

Tweets!

https://twitter.com/embed/status/1339957484904181761

I expected some disappointment after Cyberpunk 2077 came out, that’s just how these long-hyped games go. But I didn’t expect the shitshow we are seeing now.

https://twitter.com/embed/status/1339415816844951553

“You fuckers also need to make like 10x as many PS5s. If I see another fucking skit on SNL about me, you are all fired!”

https://twitter.com/embed/status/1339727074932625408

Spongebob Squarepants got weirder than I remember.