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Video of Live Action Pitfall!
Well, the video itself isn’t that intense, but if you wanted to see what live-action Pitfall! looked like, reader Chris took three videos of the event. The best sequences are ones requiring the rope swing; the rest of the time, you’re looking at people with tiny vertical leaps, if not waiting contestants’ backs. But thanks…
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Lots of Bad Career Choices in Fallout
A list of the 11 worst virtual jobs in video games gives us places three from the Fallout series in the top 8, including el numero uno. That would seem to make sense. If your country’s economy, infrastructure and landscape has been obliterated by nuclear warfare, then everyone’s job is gonna suck in some way.…
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Toothless People Can Still Be Cover Models, Too
The champagne from the Stanley Cup final is still fizzy and we’ve already named next year’s NHL 2K coverboy – it’s Washington’s Alex Ovechkin, sporting a grin a jack o’lantern would love. The burly Russian appears “with fists clenched and mouth agape in a celebratory scream,” says the Capitals’ official website. It looks like he’s…
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Old Atari Cart Remade Into Wallet
It is $55, however, the maker of this fine conversation piece says all of an Atari 2600 cartridge’s parts, except for one screw, are repurposed to help make it into a wallet. The maker, Nilesz, is running a win-a-wallet contest over on his site, which of course gives you the info on how to order…
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Final Fantasy Tactics Gets Rated, Likely PSN Bound
The guys at One Last Continue went panning for ESRB gold and found this nugget: Final Fantasy Tactics got a rating for the PS3, which likely means it’s going to PlayStation Network soon. Friday, Bash informed us that FF Tactics would be among the next batch of Square Enix “Ultimate Hits” releasing July 30, but…
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–> L@@K Nintendo GOLD Cartridge RARE Only $25K!!! <—
Last year some guy bought a Nintendo World Championship Gold Cartridge for $15,000. Only 26 were made, 11 known to exist. Now an eBayer is listing one for the superlow price of $25 grand. Seller unish25 admits he doesn’t expect to get the $25,000, but still listed it for the Buy It Now price, because…
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Here’s Your $300 Stick to Play a $15 Game [Updated]
So, Virtual On: Oratorio Tangram has a “devoted fanbase,” which in peripheral makers’ lexicon means “cash geyser.” The XBLA title runs $15; Hori’s custom stick costs 20 times that. But it misses a big point. Knoxximus at TheFour11.org notices the twin-stick layout is a little off. See, the label under the left stick says “D-Pad.”…
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L4D is NS4W With Nude Zoey Mod
I could be reading from the Nacogdoches phone book to you right now and you wouldn’t care. You saw “nude zoey” and clicked the link, right? Hope your boss/girlfriend/mom isn’t in the room. Modder Zaigo has painstakingly recreated Zoey as a quite deshabille zombie fighter. It goes without saying that if you go to L4D…
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Do Not Judge This PS2 Casemod By Its Cover [Updated]
If I ever go to prison, I want this modder on the outside. That, gang, is a PlayStation 2 inside Jack Thompson’s page-turning tribute to himself. And yes, GTA III was the first game played. The modder is Mattigus, a user on the Halflife2.Net forums whose sheer brilliance shines like a gold mine. He’s “almost…
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Weekend Talk Amongst Yourselves
Another day, another TAY. Consider this your Sunday brunch, albeit with more conversation and fewer eggs sardu. However, nothing prevents you from pouring a bloody mary while you chat up Kotaku’s official open thread. Confused about commenting on Kotaku? Read our FAQ.
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Burnout Dev: No One’s Ever “Maxed” a Console
The technical director for Criterion (Burnout Paradise) wants to put a stop to a persistent cliché in development: The idea that some game or project is maxing out a console’s capabilities. Such a claim is “proof that you’re not the best,” Richard Parr said to Eurogamer. “It means you’re out of ideas.” The line of…
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Ghostbusters PC Requires Internet Connection, Doesn’t Use It
I’m not sure anyone explicitly said it would have online multiplayer, but I’m also not sure anyone explicitly said Ghostbusters for the PC wouldn’t. Some are saying explicit things about the game’s authentication requirement, too. Ghostbusters enthusiast site Ecto-Web did a compare of the system requirements and, while noting an Internet connection is needed to…
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Live Action Pitfall! in NYC Tonight
Teams of four will traverse the hazards of Atari 2600 classic Pitfall!, using a projected background and a theater stage, in the “Come Out & Play Festival 2009” tonight in Manhattan. Up to 100 players will be entered in the game, which begins at 7 pm, so if you want to participate, you should plan…
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EA’s Fake Protest Riles Some Religious
We didn’t report on Electronic Arts’ staged protest of Dante’s Inferno at E3 because it was an obviously fake marketing stunt (Although I was fooled). But people’s reactions, different story. In case you didn’t read the free ads put out by the Associated Press and the Los Angeles Times, EA hired a bunch of people…
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New Juarez Trailer Sounds Like Porn Movie Script
I was going to introduce this clip with something about the game. But then, at 0:35 – "Don’t you move, bitch." Followed by, "Yeahhhh! I’m comin’!" Please. There is no way that wasn’t deliberate. Call of Juarez:: Bound in Blood is cummin’ to you June 30. [via Gametrailers]
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ESRB on iPhone Games: We Can Handle This
The game-focused Worldwide Developers Conference held by Apple this week raised questions regarding ESRB ratings for App Store games. The ESRB followed up with us to further clarify its vision for rating these games. In the past two weeks, ESA chief Michael Gallagher and ESRB head Patricia Vance have both called for the rating of…
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Weekend Coupons: Success has a Thousand Fathers
Father’s Day is reason enough for a big sale. Even if you’re not a dad (even if you haven’t enjoyed the essential act of becoming a dad lately) you can take advantage of them too. Let’s get on with the deals: Hardware • Wii Motion Plus released last week, if you’re looking to pick it…
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SFIV on Wii: Never Say Never?
Hey, doused off yet after watching Olivia in the pool? We have more unrequited tease. Capcom reminds everyone that never is a long time when it comes to Street Fighter IV’s absence from the Wii. Noting that Tatsunoko vs. Capcom is a Wii exclusive, some Capcom-Unity types were wondering if that isn’t proof enough that…
By Owen Good