Bayonetta, Watching Bayonetta, Playing Bayonetta

The gag’s played out fifteen seconds into a 47-second clip, but I digress: this is Bayonetta. Being played by…Bayonetta. While Bayonetta watches. That’s it! Sorry, nothing else. Just some leather on leather on console action to start your morning. It’s going to be a rough day. You may as well get going with something that’s…

Japan Getting Lost Planet 2 Xbox 360 Bundle

On May 20, sci-fi action game Lost Planet 2 will be released in Japan. Know what that calls for? An Xbox 360 bundle. You got it! Priced at ¥24,800 (US$265), the bundle comes with an Xbox 360, a 60GB HDD, a copy of the game and 2GB of premium game content in a USB memory…

How Guitar Hero Is Made

Already feeling bogged down by April Fool’s Day fluff? Why not settle in with a meaty feature on how Guitar Hero games are made, right down the excruciating details of audio programming. It’s the perfect counter-measure to a day’s worth of stupid jokes and red herring news pieces, as it plunges straight past the fluff…

Why Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 DLC Launched Broken

When the Modern Warfare 2 “Stimulus Pack” downloadable content launched, it did not work. Surely there had to be a reason for that. Turns out, there is. Issues included: Multiplayer lobbies not working, images for maps not showing up and no option to play private matches. According to Xbox LIVE Operations Manager Eric Neustadter, the…

Porn Star Gives Gamecrush Something To Think About

I won’t link to them, but you should just…know, there are plenty of porno flicks based on movies, books and comic books. But video games? There’s some, but not many. One porn star would like to change that. “I’ve actually talked about It with my guy before”, Belladonna, a former winner of the “Dirtiest Girl…

Twitter Becomes A Japanese Role-Playing Game

Even those who find social networking tool Twitter a vapid waste of time might be interested in this, a new role-playing title from Japanese publishers Marvelous that takes a person’s Twitter feed and builds a game out of it. Called Followars, it builds a role-playing party for you out of whatever’s on your Twitter feed:…

Milla Jovovich All Set (And Totally Wet) In First Resident Evil Afterlife Images

Set photos for the upcoming Resident Evil: Afterlife film have already made their way to the internet. But not production stills of the survival horror film. Until now. Loosely based on Capcom’s horror series by the same name, Resident Evil: Afterlife’s official plot summary reads like this: In a world ravaged by a virus infection,…

Let’s Watch Game Trailers in ASCII Art

Put down our April Fool’s Survival Guide and get to YouTube. Pronto! To commemorate the day, YouTube has a “TEXTp” option to turn videos into ASCII form. You can see the “TEXTp” option games ranging from Super Mario Bros. Galaxy to Uncharted 2. Enjoy it while you can! This feature will most likely be on…

Your April Fool’s Survival Guide [Update]

Oh dear. It’s now April 1, making this officially the worst day of the year for all things internet. Over the next 24 hours things might get a little rough. But it’s OK. We can get through this. Together. In this post, we’ll collect all the pranks, jokes and ill-advised attempts at either we come…

NSFW: Is This The Most Violent Recruitment Site In Japan?

There are a lot of companies in The Land of the Rising Sun. The majority of them have boring recruitment sites. Not this company. Shinji Mikami, the creator of survival horror series Resident Evil, has started a new game development studio called Tango. Mikami, who was previously based in Osaka, is setting up shop in…

Rumor: Killzone, Resistance Sequels Added To PS3’s Greatest Hits Line

According to this scan from a new Walmart catalogue, Sony has just added some big-hitting new games to its line-up of budget “Greatest Hit” titles for the PlayStation 3. Games like Killzone 2, Resistance 2, Infamous, LittleBigPlanet’s fancy Game of the Year edition and even surprise multiplatform hit UFC Undisputed (the latter of which readers…

Who Makes More, Game Designers or Game Programmers?

Maxim has listed the the average game industry salary, courtesy of Game Developer Research. Let’s have a look: • Business and marketing: US$131,000+ • Producers: $129,000 • Programmers: $90,000 • Sound designers: $80,000 • Artists and animators: $70,000 • Game Designers: $67,000 • Quality Assurance: $32,000 Huh, the average game designer salary is lower than…

NBA Jam Also Features 80’s Basketball Legends

The new NBA Jam may be set in the present day, but that doesn’t mean every player in the game is on a 2010 NBA roster. Two in particular stand out: legends Larry Bird and Earvin “Magic” Johnson. Yes, pitched at those aged 30 and up, the game will include a campaign mode which culminates…

Super Mario Galaxy 2 Screenshots: Levels, Yoshi & A Dense Mario

To go along with the new trailer released earlier today, Nintendo also let loose some new screenshots and character art for one of 2010’s most eagerly-anticipated Wii games. So, yes, there’s Rock Mario, along with Yoshi and some of the game’s many planet levels. All of it looking exactly the same as Super Mario Galaxy…

Barack Obama Passes Historic Video Game Health Care Bill

Pixelated president Barack Obama proposes the “Video Game Health Care Bill,” with Phoenix Downs, med kits and antidotes for every Moogle, woman and child being chased by ghosts. Inspiring stuff. [College Humor – thanks, MC Double Def DP!]

Kotaku Off Topic: No Foolin’

Welcome to a very serious edition of Kotaku Off Topic, one free from April Fools’ Day pranks, mostly because it’s March 31, damn it. OK, that maybe wasn’t true, because tonight’s selection of links features at least two hoaxes, but they’re things one should be aware of. This edition of Kotaku Off Topic also features…

Super Mario Galaxy 2 Screenshots & Character Art

Zeno Clash’s XBLA Release Is Delayed

Perhaps you noticed that today Zeno Clash: Ultimate Edition was supposed to release on Xbox Live Arcade. Perhaps you noticed that it did not. “It’s been pushed back a tad,” says the developer. “Sorry about that to everyone,” wrote Andres Bordeu on the ACE Team forums. “It should come out early April. Atlus will be…

Real Bullet Hell Action Coming To Your iPhone, Courtesy Cave

Fans of frenetic arcade shoot ’em up action of the Cave variety will be able to put their touchscreen twitch skills to the test this spring with the release of Espgaluda II for the iPhone and iPod Touch. Cave promises a port of the 2005 arcade game—which also saw release on Xbox 360 in Japan…

Five Stars Will Also Suffice

Funny, I think the same thing can be said of NPR’s music and book reviews. Via Fake AP Stylebook, which anyone in media should be following. And anyone outside of media.