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Donks, Hoopties and Shitmobiles Winners
A tricked-out tarted-up Sonic and Friends Crown Vic in an Illinois Walmart parking lot was the canvas upon which you were called to paint your latest masterpieces. We have 20 of them inside, plus SalamanderJuice’s! liniert99 (09) gets us started with the first and best Street Fighter car destruction concept. pan1da7 (12), a repeat offender…
By Owen Good Published October 1, 2011 - Uncategorized
2K Sports: Unfortunately No Longer DLC Virgins
This week, NBA 2K12 revealed that certain of its features—like playing online as one of the NBA’s all-time greatest teams—would be available at an extra cost. And thus, 2K Sports became sports gaming’s last major publisher to lose its DLC virginity. Long a holdout against premium downloadable content and “online pass” strategies that horned in…
By Owen Good Published October 1, 2011 -
UncategorizedThankfully, Subway Does Not Appear in Uncharted 3‘s Trophies
After just a five minute ride on my bike, all of my toppings usually slide to one side of the sandwich. But Nathan Drake still has a pristine sweet onion chicken teriyaki or whatever the hell it is, with perfectly tessellated cheese, I’d bet. Looks like Sony’s figured out that multiplayer is where you stick…
By Owen Good Published October 1, 2011 - Uncategorized
Next Resident Evil Flick Brings Leon Kennedy to the Big Screen
Milla Jovovich, in her role as wife of the director of lead publicist for the Resident Evil movie franchise, just confirmed that Leon Kennedy will make a live-action debut in the next RE film, where he will be played by something called Johann Urb. You might remember Urb from films such as (adjusts glasses, reads…
By Owen Good Published October 1, 2011 -
UncategorizedHere’s the 3DS Hacked and Running a 3DS Game
Shortly after its release in Japan, hackers demonstrated that, yes, the 3DS could run an R4 cartridge, the notorious piracy medium that has given Nintendo fits throughout the lifespan of the DS. That was to be expected, as the R4 is a DS medium, and the 3DS is backward compatible. The 3DS cartridge is a…
By Owen Good Published October 1, 2011 -
UncategorizedSwiss Officially Neutral on SHODAN vs. GLaDOS
Switzerland’s public broadcasting company this week released that advertisement below—”The Phony Wars”—to tout the service’s new iOS and Android apps. And, Swiss to the last, they declare their neutrality between those two platforms. They’re also, as evidenced by that framegrab at 0:24, agnostic in the gamer bar argument of which is the baddest-assed AI, SHODAN…
By Owen Good Published October 1, 2011 - Uncategorized
When Console Exclusives Collide (at Walmart)
Reader billdcon spied Resistance 3 and Gears of War 3 hot-bunking a PS3 kiosk at his local Walmart. “Not pictured, people asking for Gears for PS3, and Walmart employees actually looking all around to try to find a copy,” says billdcon. We’ll believe him. You can contact Owen Good, the author of this post, at…
By Owen Good Published October 1, 2011 - Culture
Vote on Sunday Comics‘ Newest Strip
Last week we took nominations for a new feature to take Rooster Teeth‘s place in Sunday Comics. After reading through all of your suggestions, we’ve come up with a list of eight candidates for your vote. This is your decision. Please make it carefully. The eight candidates are in that gallery above, published in alphabetical…
By Owen Good Published October 1, 2011 - Culture
Sunday Comics Poll
Vote here for your choice for the newest feature in Sunday Comics. The candidates are listed in random order there, so be sure you know the name of the feature you prefer. Voting is open until noon on Thursday. We will try to have a new 10th comic in place by next Sunday. Thanks again…
By Owen Good Published October 1, 2011 - Uncategorized
Double Bacon Cheeseburger, It’s for a Cop
Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free? Gimme a liter o’ cola. I don’t want a large farva, I want a goddamn liter o’ cola! “Liter” is French for “Give me my fuckin’ cola before I break vous fuckin’ lip!” Hold the spit! I just told them that so they make it good. Here…
By Owen Good Published October 1, 2011 - Uncategorized
Dead Island‘s Delayed Preorder DLC Should Get a New Release Date Next Week
Sept. 30 has come and gone, meaning “Bloodbath Arena,” the multiplayer DLC due to those who preordered Dead Island (and those willing to pay $10 after the fact) is officially delayed. It Originally, the game’s publisher said it would be out later in September. Subsequent comments to Kotaku suggested Techland was more focused on fixing…
By Owen Good Published September 30, 2011 - Uncategorized
Pick Up the Third Volume of Portal 2‘s Soundtrack for Free
Hot on the heels of the game’s “Peer Review” DLC, Valve has made available the third and final volume of “Songs to Test By,” free of charge (as usual) through the game’s official publicity site. There are 24 tracks, including the closing credits theme “Want You Gone,” plus another six snippets for ringtones. The Volume…
By Owen Good Published September 30, 2011 -
UncategorizedYou’ll Laugh, You’ll Cry
Whew. What a week. I could really use a beer or six and a shot of Jim Beam and a burrito and ten hours of sleep. Maybe some off-topic conversation in an open thread would complement that body destruction and recovery nicely. I think so! Folks, I won’t bore you with the details, because I’ve…
By Michael McWhertor Published September 30, 2011 - Uncategorized
Saints Row: The Third ‘To Release When We Said it Would’ on PC
Unlike Batman: Arkham City and Assassin’s Creed: Revelations, Saints Row: The Third‘s PC version has not been “delayed by any unforeseen development problems, shipping issues, inclement weather, or zombie apocalypse,” says THQ. Bucking the trend! I like it. [Saints Row]
By Michael McWhertor Published September 30, 2011 -
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An Advanced Class in How to be a Giant Dickbag in Halo: Reach
I’m not above a good multiplayer betrayal every now and then. I use my color-blindness as an excuse the way a good forum troll uses Asperger’s or agoraphobia. But this guy, UnstoppableLuck, takes it to the next level. If you see that Gamertag in your party, I’d advise leaving. Otherwise the one guy with no…
By Owen Good Published September 30, 2011 - Culture
This Week in the Business: ‘PSN is an Almost Complete Failure’
What’s happened in the business of video games this past week… QUOTE | “PSN is an almost complete failure.” – Indie developer Guillaume Boucher-Vidal, Studio Manager at Nine Dots Studio, reacts to PSN having “low standards” and he calls out Team Meat as “loud crybabies.” QUOTE | “Consoles will continue to be gold standard.” –…
James Brightman | IndustryGamers.com Published September 30, 2011 -
UncategorizedSubway Gets You Into Uncharted 3 A Month Early, Adds ‘Five Dollar Footlong’ Taunt
Visit your local sandwich artist if you want a leg up on the competition in Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception‘s multiplayer mode. You can spend the entire month of October ranking up, unlocking in-game items and acquiring Subway-themed goods—including the five dollar footlong taunt. Whether that taunt is implied to illustrate your frugal fast food choices…
By Michael McWhertor Published September 30, 2011 -
CultureHostess Chocwave and Snoballimus Prime Light Our Darkest Snacktime
With the third installment of Michael Bay’s Transformers movie saga on store shelves, can anything wash the taste of frustrated disappointment from the mouths of hardcore fans? Rise, Snoballimus Prime. Just in time for the DVD/Blu-ray release of Dark of the Moon, Hostess and the Baybots combine to form a pair of snack cakes colored…
By Mike Fahey Published September 30, 2011 -
UncategorizedIt’s All Fun and Games Until Batman Dives (into action)
Traveling about Arkham City need not be done on foot or primarily by grappling hook. The game’s developer, Rocksteady, laid out the city to take advantage of Batman’s ability to grapple to a ledge and then launch off that point into a long glide. Theoretically, you could go from one end of Arkham to the…
By Owen Good Published September 30, 2011 - Uncategorized
Do the XP
Mountain Dew XP –A can of Mountain Dew flavored Call of Duty… or is it Call of Duty flavored Mountain Dew? Anyway this showed up at the house today. These Four New Batman: Arkham City Screens Are A Punch To the Face Batman loves to put his fist into people’s faces. And developer Rocksteady really…
By Brian Crecente Published September 30, 2011