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Grand Theft Auto Publisher: ‘THQ Won’t Be Around In Six Months’
Speaking at an MIT conference today, Strauss Zelnick, CEO of Take-Two and publisher of Grand Theft Auto, criticized the practices of THQ, the company behind Saint’s Row. Zelnick predicted that the struggling THQ won’t last much longer. [Joystiq]
By Jason Schreier Published April 5, 2012 -
UncategorizedThis Is Exactly How Google’s Glasses Will Go Wrong
It’s hard not to be at least a little wary of Google’s cool new augmented-reality glasses prototype. I get distracted enough by my phone walking down the street as it is, and voice recognition on my Droid is more than a bit dodgy. Would blasting all that into my line of sight really help? Internet…
By Kirk Hamilton Published April 5, 2012 -
UncategorizedConan O’Brien Debuts Call of Duty: Teenage Girl Edition and Keeping Away From the Kardashians
Black Ops 2? Forget that noise. Late-night funnyman Conan O’Brian has the scoop on Activision’s not-actually-real bid to win over a segment of the population who probably isn’t playing the company’s hit FPS franchise. Call of Duty: Teenage Girl Edition led the way in a segment of fake video games that the red-haired talk show…
By Evan Narcisse Published April 5, 2012 - Uncategorized
No Random Encounters Tomorrow. Blame PAX East!
Because I will be off in Boston for PAX East during tomorrow’s edition of Random Encounters—and because it lands smack in the middle of our panel, Take Over Kotaku—there will be no JRPG column this Friday. Sorry! Instead, you’ll get to watch the horror hilarity as Kotaku readers take over the website for their own…
By Jason Schreier Published April 5, 2012 - Uncategorized
Valve And Nexon Partner for Counter-Strike Online 2
Publishers Nexon and Valve will collaborate to bring the shooter Counter-Strike Online 2 to Asian territories, they said today. In a press release explaining very little about how this will be different than older Counter-Strike games, the publishers write: Counter-Strike Online 2 will offer enhanced graphics, more realistic gameplay and powerful impact sensations powered by…
By Jason Schreier Published April 5, 2012 - Uncategorized
Take Over Kotaku. For One Hour. In Boston. Friday.
After three months of running Kotaku, I’ve decided to bring you on board. Yes, you. You will be paid nothing. You will only be on the team for one hour. After that, consider yourself fired. But think of the fun you can have before then! This amazing opportunity is available to all attendees of PAX…
By Stephen Totilo Published April 5, 2012 - Uncategorized
Shadowrun Returns is Officially a Going Concern
Thanks to an overwhelming response from fans of both video games and table-top role-playing, the Shadowrun Returns Kickstarter has reached its $400,000 goal in a little over 24 hours. It’s all additional features from here. [Kickstarter]
By Mike Fahey Published April 5, 2012 -
UncategorizedLet Me Show You What Doesn’t Work In Kinect Star Wars—And What Does
Kinect Star Wars is not the world’s greatest new video game. I’ve said as much in my review. But you should see this game’s failures—and its triumphs—for yourself. Watch the video and allow me to demonstrate. As you watch, bear in mind that this game might be lovely for little kids who have a high…
By Stephen Totilo Published April 5, 2012 - Uncategorized
Notch’s Upcoming Space Game Will Have a Multiplayer Monthly Fee. And Fully Functional Computers.
Minecraft creator Markus “Notch Persson” has been tweeting all sorts of details about his upcoming space simulator, the oddly titled 0x10c There’s a full unofficial roundup over at a new website called 0x10.cc, but here’s some of the salient stuff: There will be a monthly fee for multiplayer, because free-to-play games are “a scam,” Persson…
By Jason Schreier Published April 5, 2012 - Uncategorized
New York State Just Banned 3,580 Online Gamers (Who Are All Sex Offenders)
As of today, thousands of sex offenders will no longer be able to log onto online gaming platforms, thanks to a joint operation between New York State and some of the world’s biggest video game companies. In a statement issued this morning, it’s been revealed that the New York Attorney General’s office has been working…
By Evan Narcisse Published April 5, 2012 - Uncategorized
Day-One DLC Isn’t Always Evil, Says Borderlands 2 Guy
Everyone hates day-one DLC. But even haters of the practice don’t really understand why it exists. The exact procedure that goes into launching a game means that developers aren’t always on-hand with a game up until to the day it is launched. Teams are left free to work on bugs, patches, or extra content after…
By Tina Amini Published April 5, 2012 - Uncategorized
Here’s Your First Look At Cortana in Halo 4
Cortana sure looks blue in this brand new Halo 4 art, which will be on this month’s cover of the gaming magazine Game Informer The May issue of Game Informer will show off some pretty pictures of the highly-anticipated upcoming shooter, as well as more details about the story and multiplayer mechanics May Cover Revealed:…
By Jason Schreier Published April 5, 2012 -
UncategorizedLaunch Your Friends Off Helicopters in Grand Theft Auto IV
I love Gav and Geoff from Rooster Teeth’s Achievement Hunter. They always find the most pointless, yet hilarious things to do in games. In today’s edition of pointless, yet hilarious things to do in games, the duo launches their character into the air in Grand Theft Auto IV. GTA is known for some wacky glitches…
By Tina Amini Published April 5, 2012 -
UncategorizedThumbs This Fast Should Be Illegal
I have no idea how YouTube user thedotnetkid trained his fingers to play Scramble with Friends this well, but I want to learn. “So far my best score is 3700 points in one round,” he says in the blurb of this new video he uploaded to prove that he isn’t cheating when he racks up…
By Jason Schreier Published April 5, 2012 - Uncategorized
Cloud Patrol is an Addictive Little Shooting Gallery With a Skylanders Hook
When Activision first announced the toy-meets-video game concept of Skylanders: Spyro’s Adventure, Apple’s iPhone was on the list of supported platforms. Today we finally get to see how the colorful plastic warriors interact with iOS in Skylanders Cloud Patrol. Rather than the story-driven adventures of the console, PC, and 3DS versions of Skylanders, Cloud Patrol…
By Mike Fahey Published April 5, 2012 -
UncategorizedWatch Lollipop Chainsaw’s Blood-Splattered Cheerleader Clean Up
Cosplayer extraordinaire Jessica Nigri garnered the most votes to become the real-life version of Juliet, the ass-kicking heroine of horror action game Lollipop Chainsaw. That victory comes with responsibilities, like posing at parties during promotional events and making commercials. In the faux TV spot, Nigri goes from filthy to feisty thanks to imaginary detergent Zom-Be-Gone.…
By Evan Narcisse Published April 5, 2012 - Uncategorized
Thursday Watch This, Play This
Watch! Launching friends off helicopters in GTA IV is just as hilarious as that sounds. Watch! This guy is insanely good at Scramble with Friends. Play! Fahey takes a look at Skylanders on the iPhone. Watch! This is how Juliet gets the zombie blood off of her in Lollipop Chainsaw.
By Tina Amini Published April 5, 2012
