-
UncategorizedA Fantasy Game Where Your Actual Voice is Your Only Friend
While Kinect developers struggle to wrangle a decent non-dancing game experience out of Microsoft’s peripheral, indie PC studio Indomitus Games are working on a PC game where you need a microphone. Because your voice will be the only way you can get stuff done. In Verbis Virtus is an upcoming fantasy title where you play…
By Luke Plunkett Published August 27, 2012 - Uncategorized
Commander Shepard Will Shoot the Next Cosplayer She Sees
Things you will see in this week’s round-up of the best in cosplay: comeone dressed as TF2’s Tentaspy. Two Mass Effect ladies. Two Warhammer 40K outfits. Raiden from Metal Gear Rising. A disturbingly life-like Connor from Assassin’s Creed III. And not one, or two, or even three, but eight Monster Hunters. While this is an…
By Luke Plunkett Published August 27, 2012 - Uncategorized
Aww, Guys, This Video Game Wedding Was Just Lovely
Kotaku reader Ben and his special someone Bethany were recently married in Indianapolis, and as you can probably tell by the fact I’m writing about this on the site, they didn’t just have a normal wedding. Their ceremony was one catered a little more to our interests, as it included a SNES wedding cake (complete…
By Luke Plunkett Published August 27, 2012 -
UncategorizedLet’s All Watch a Nintendo 3DS Melt in a Microwave. Then Turn up on Ebay For $2241.
That way we can share the experience. I know that as far as back as Day of the Tentacle I’ve been interested in seeing the effects of putting things in a microwave that are not designed to go in a microwave, but have been too cowardly (or…health-conscious) to do it. Thanks heavens for the internet,…
By Luke Plunkett Published August 27, 2012 - Culture
Because You Need to See More Bums & Strippers From the Star Wars Universe
That old Ben Kenobi really was a damn fool. Mos Eisley wasn’t the galaxy’s most wretched hive of scum and villainy. It wasn’t even Tatooine’s (um, Jabba’s Palace?)! No, you want scummy villains, you head to the planet where all the action is: Coruscant. This concept art from the upcoming Star Wars 1313 revels in…
By Luke Plunkett Published August 26, 2012 - Uncategorized
The Mystery of Pokémon Trading Finally Revealed
It’s 2012. We take stuff like the transfer of data for granted. But back in the day, for kids, trading Pokémon between Game Boys seemed like a little big of magic. Magic that’s explained, in great detail, above. It’s the Link. Cable. puraspokeweas [via Tiny Cartridge]
By Luke Plunkett Published August 26, 2012 - Uncategorized
Now That is One Fine Arcade Stick
I’ve got an arcade stick. Fancy Hori one. I had thought, up until this very moment, it was the bee’s knees. Turns out it’s not even the bee’s ankles. So thanks, Shadaloo, for the Monday morning downer. Shadaloo make custom fight sticks. Users can choose their components (serious arcade/fight fans being picky about their brands…
By Luke Plunkett Published August 26, 2012 -
UncategorizedCan a 3DS Survive a Four-Foot Drop?
Nintendo has a reputation for – the odd dodgy hinge aside – building sturdy, reliable hardware. As you’d expect, given the battery of tests they put their handheld systems through But that’s lab science. What about the real world? This series of tests, dropping a retail 3DS onto concrete from various heights, sets out to…
By Luke Plunkett Published August 26, 2012 - Uncategorized
The A-Team of Video Games Kicks Ass Sans Cigars, Jewellery
Artist Mike Sekowski takes the idea of fan fiction and drags it somewhere even Garry’s Mod would struggle to keep up with. A glorious image, to be sure, but just how much use would Mario be in a real fight? I’m imagining scenarios involving head-stomping and mushroom-swallowing are somewhat limited on the modern battlefield. Then…
By Luke Plunkett Published August 26, 2012 - Culture
The Week in Games: The August Wind is a Raider
It’s an unusually robust week considering it’s one dominated by two huge names—Guild Wars 2, which becomes available to everyone on Tuesday, and Madden NFL 13, on shelves the same day. There are three collections available for PlayStation 3, plus downloadable content and downloadable titles on all major services. Tuesday • Madden NFL 13 (Xbox…
By Owen Good Published August 26, 2012 - Uncategorized
I Think We All Know the Punchline to This Portal Picture
Reddit user Pheadlessg is to be married on Saturday. His fiancée allowed him one video game-themed gesture at the wedding reception, so he chose to dress these Portal turret figures from ThinkGeek in a bridal veil, hat and bow-tie and use them as cake toppers. Assuming they actually intend to serve one … I’m getting…
By Owen Good Published August 26, 2012 -
UncategorizedWith No Frills, Exhibition Modes Still Show Things You’ll Never Forget
In cataloging the greatest thrills and moments I’ve had as a sports video gamer, all but one or two have come in a career mode of some type. In some cases, it came because I strictly avoided the game’s exhibition features. For example, in 2011, just barely qualifiying to play The Masters meant something to…
By Owen Good Published August 26, 2012 -
UncategorizedFree-to-Play Shooter Looks to Have Borrowed a Map from Counter-Strike
Currently in closed beta, Arctic Combat appears to be set in the Middle East, despite its title. That’s not all that looks fishy about this free-to-play military shooter. One of its maps, “Sand Storm,” is almost a direct copy of de_dust2 from Counter-Strike. See for yourself in that video above. PC Gamer notes that some…
By Owen Good Published August 26, 2012 -
UncategorizedDisappointing Everyone, The World Ends With You Countdown Leads to a $20 iOS Port
A rogue online store listing last week meant today Square Enix more confirmed than announced that The World Ends With You-Solo Remix will be released for iOS devices, both in the west and Japan. The game goes on sale tomorrow. That’s its launch trailer above. This isn’t gonna be cheap. the iPhone version is $17.99,…
By Owen Good Published August 26, 2012 - Uncategorized
We Put a Madden Curse in Your Madden
Reader Jarren T. snapped this picture of the big news from Week 3 in his playthrough of Madden NFL 13, whose early-access weekend ends tomorrow. Not only is Madden acknowledging and evidently implementing the so-called curse that befalls its cover stars, it’s even referring to itself in the third person. So this edition marks the…
By Owen Good Published August 26, 2012 - Uncategorized
Kotaku ‘Shop Contest: Assassin‘s Cross-Breed
A screwed up listing by Best Buy earlier this week promised Madden fans that the PS Vita version of the game would deliver “slow-motion chain kills,” pickpocketing and canoe-based pursuit. EA Sports had a little fun with the concept, pretending to motion-capture some boat rowing for next year’s game. Still, it was a rather safe…
By Owen Good Published August 26, 2012 - Uncategorized
More Than 30 Years Later, Adventure Gets Another Sequel
Actually, Adventure, the Atari 2600 game that introduced video game Easter eggs to the popular imagination, among other things, now has its second sequel. Both were programmed by Byte Knight over on the Atari Age forums, and the latest, Evil Magician Returns II got an update on Thursday delivering a third level to the game.…
By Owen Good Published August 26, 2012