I’m Going To Bounce On Toilet Paper While Roleplaying As A Cat All Day

Are you telling me there’s an iOS game called Rainbow Tissue Cat and you think I wouldn’t choose it as my Gaming App of the Day? In Rainbow Tissue Cat, you bounce around on platforms and off the tops of birds’ heads as Mr. Tibbles who sits atop a roll of bouncy toilet paper. Meowji…

These Action Figures Make Star Wars‘ Scum & Villainy—and Military Heroism—Look Damn Good

I still remember the lone Star Wars figure I owned a long time ago in a childhood far, far away. Getting that Imperial Guard was a rare treat for me as my two siblings and I were raised by a single mom. Money was always tight and I always had to plead with my mom…

Kotaku Water Cooler

Our week-long experiment continues. One of your Kotaku staffers (me, today, obviously) drops in some odds and ends in the discussions below, stuff that may turn into stories or might just be for your own amusement here. See below….

Talk Amongst Yourselves

Today’s topic: Barbecue hangovers… do they exist? If you’re a vegetarian or just don’t care, you fine folks can talk about the games you’re playing, loving and hating, too. Head over to Talk Amongst Yourselves, the place where we gather on a daily basis to discuss all things video game and existential. Go to the…

Dearest EA, This Is What I Thought of Crysis 3

Occasionally we in the world of games journalism are asked by people in the world of public relations what we thought of a game we just saw. Surely, anything I could say to them, I could say to you, reader of Kotaku. And I should, right? Otherwise I’m just doing free consultation. In answer to…

Sideshow Collectibles’ Comic-Con Exclusives Star Wars Figures gallery

Heroes of Ruin and The Legend of Zelda Clash in This Week’s Nintendo Download

Old school action role-playing meets newfangled dungeon crawler in this week’s Nintendo download, as a free demo for Square Enix’s Heroes of Ruin goes head-to-head with one of Nintendo’s most legendary games. If you were one of the folks that picked up the Nintendo 3DS before they dropped the price from $250 to sensible, then…

Ten Achievements I’d Like To See In The Final Fantasy VII Re-Release

Yesterday, Square Enix confirmed that it will re-release Final Fantasy VII on PC at some point in the near future. What’s most interesting about this re-release is that it adds new features to the seminal role-playing game, like achievements. But Square hasn’t shared any details on exactly what these achievements will comprise. So I’m offering…

Even Hitman: Absolution‘s Characters Think Killer Fetish Nuns are Inappropriate and Exploitative

Hitman: Absolution‘s E3 2012 trailer depicting Agent 47 brutally dispatching a group of killers dressed as sexy nuns caused quite a stir. People called it exploitatitive. People called it misogynistic. In the latest in a series of ICA Profile videos for the game, an unseen bureaucrat agrees with these assessments. Hitman: Absolution‘s developers apologized for…

Monster Hunter 4 Will Have A Bunch Of New Features… No News On A PS Vita Version

The Monster Hunter series will be getting its “fourth” numbered game (Seeing as they seem to have a different numbering system from the rest of us… What kind of game series considers “3rd” and “3” (tri) as two separate numbers?) next year with Monster Hunter 4 scheduled for release in Spring 2013. As a whole…

To Get Ready for the 3DS XL, Nintendo Cutting Japanese Plug Prices

In Japan, Nintendo is not selling the 3DS XL with an AC adapter. According to Japanese site Famicom Plaza, Nintendo is cutting the price from ¥1,500 (US$19) to ¥1,000 ($13). [Famicom Plaza]

The Difference Between New and Old Phantasy Star? Better Underwear.

So, you’re thinking of making the leap from Phantasy Star Universe to Phantasy Star Online 2. You know that, yes, PSO2 is free-to-play, but what else? Twitter user Dawy posted an image that shows the difference between Phantasy Star Universe and Phantasy Star Online 2 in one fell swoop. That’s right, more realistic undergarments to…

Scrolls Is Going Alpha Today. Here are the First Details.

Scrolls, the upcoming game from Minecraft developer Mojang, is entering alpha today. Yes, that means that Mojang is sending out alpha codes for players; however, before it does, the studio gave a rundown of how the codes will be sent out and what the alpha includes. According to Mojang, the alpha codes are being sent…

Here Are A Couple Of Companions For Your Journey Into The World Of Soul Sacrifice

In Soul Sacrifice, players take on the role of an imprisoned servant awaiting imminent death who must fight their way to freedom by wielding the magic of sacrifice. Apparently pulling out your spine and wielding it as a sword is too dangerous to do alone. Two companion characters have been announced for the game: A…

Thieves Led Cops on a Comic Book Car Chase

On July 2 at around 2:20pm, three young men in their twenties allegedly stole 98 comic books from a video rental store in Sendai, Japan (at Japanese video stores, manga are often available for either rent or purchase). The total value of their alleged pull was ¥56,000 or US$702. The trio escaped in a small…

July 4 Had a Different Meaning in Japan: All You Can Eat Fried Chicken

Japan loves KFC. The fast food chain is somewhat of a cultural institution in Japan: whether that’s Christmas dinners or baseball superstitions. It’s no accident that Japan digs The Colonel so much: the boneless Japanese dish chicken karaage resembles fried chicken. In Japan, KFC is a tad upscale for fast food—it’s pricier than McDonald’s, but…

Namco Bandai Announces New JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure Game, But Not Before Confusing The Hell Out Of People

Namco Bandai recently posted a teaser site for a new Japanese game “All Star Battle” (not to be confused with Playstation All-Stars Battle Royale) which featured a daily countdown and an image that slowly revealed itself. People anxiously waited, wondering what the reveal might be. Finally, the full image was revealed to show an image…

So, There Might Be a New PS3

According to a Federal Communications Commission filing, there appears to be a new PlayStation 3 on the horizon. The model numbers are CECH-4000A and CECH-4000B; the current model number is CECH-3000. Thus, this new model would usher in the 4000 seres. The FCC label position on the CECH-4000 PS3 is different. While the filing does…

Here, Have Some Monster Hunter 4 Concept Art

Slated for a 2013 release in Japan, upcoming 3DS title Monster Hunter 4 was first revealed with a concept trailer. Now, have a look at the game’s concept art. Monster Hunter 4 [Capcom]

From Androids to Fighters, This Lady Does It All

Meet Akatsuki Tsukasa. She’s a Taiwanese cosplayer, who is starting to make a splash outside her homeland by catching the attention of Japanese cosplay blogs like Asagawo In her homeland, Akatsuki appears at tech and game promotional events. She’s also done traditional fashion modeling. But it’s her cosplay that Akatsuki is best known for. Colorful…