Mark of the Ninja: The Kotaku Review

Most people might take their stealth tips from Solid Snake or Sam Fisher. Me, I’m more in tune with, uh, the Kool-Aid man. Seriously. Just burst into the room in the most reckless way possible and “problem solve” by shooting people up close in the face—that’s how I do things. Patience, finesse and furtiveness aren’t…

How Badly Is James Vega Going to Screw Up in Mass Effect 3‘s Anime Prequel?

Freddie Prinze, Jr. reprises his role as Mass Effect 3 super-soldier James Vega in this December’s animated movie Mass Effect: Paragon Lost. The first trailer hit in July. The new one here intensifies the action. Paragon Lost tells a story about Vega and his squad of special forces as they fight against the Collectors. The…

The Fart Comes on Little Cat Feet in Fart Cat!

By far my favorite aspect of Fart Cat!, a fun and utterly deranged iOS game that released Wednesday, comes when you finish a level. A foghorn blares, the gassy kitty smiles and purrs, the screen fills with a stinky cloud and the game tells you, very proudly, “ROOM CLEARED.” You probably will want to play…

Grand Theft Auto 2 Lives, Sort of, Inside of GTA IV

The last numerical installment of Rockstar’s open-world crime franchise has proven to be a goldmine of really awesome mods on PC. We’ve seen everything from giant megaladon sharks to Transformers to the Back to the Future DeLorean in Liberty City. And there have been self-referential mods, too, with a GTA IV to GTA III conversion…

Hear the head of this site yammer on about 10 weird gaming topics in the new Insert Credit podcast: My Neighbor Totilo

Even Square Enix Admits The PlayStation Era Was The ‘Golden Age’

Seen at Square Enix’s Final Fantasy party at PAX last week: these posters, complete with game names, dates, and monikers describing each era of the iconic RPG series. As you can see, even Square Enix has some strong notions about when they got things right. (Although Final Fantasy VI should clearly be part of the…

PC Players Can Now Get A Look At, And Pre-Order, Their Version Of XCOM: Enemy Unknown

I enjoyed getting my hands on XCOM: Enemy Unknown last month. I even liked the multiplayer. One omission, though, kept leaping out to me: there I sat, playing a remake of one of the most widely beloved PC games I could think of, and I had only seen the Xbox 360 version. Well, no more.…

Hey Kids! Now You Can Buy Skylanders Toys Directly from the Mobile Game

The Skylanders Cloud Patrol game is coming soon to the Kindle Fire and Kindle Fire HD with exciting new functionality that will forever change the nonchalant manner we hand our tablet devices off to our bored children. Exclusive to the Kindle Fire version: in-app physical toy purchases. In the IOS version of Cloud Patrol, players…

Here Are 19 Ways to Destroy the Undead in Resident Evil 6

They say ‘There’s more than one way to skin a cat’. Man, that’s such a weird saying. Who skins cats? They should replace ‘cat’ with ‘zombie’ and ‘skin’ with ‘utterly destroy’. That’d make way more sense! In that vein, here are 19 ways you can utterly destroy the living dead in Resident Evil 6. Served…

Violent Video Games Increase Pain Tolerance? Okay, Hit Me.

Researchers at Keele University in England decided it would be neat if they had 40 volunteers play either a violent or non-violent video game for ten minutes and then submerge one of their hands in ice-cold water. This study into the sort of silly things researchers can make subjects do yielded fresh information on the…

The Fictional (Yet Amazingly Popular) Singers of Japan

In the past we here at Kotaku East have talked a lot about Hatsune Miku and some of Japan’s other virtual idols. But the one thing we haven’t really touched on so far are the numerous fictional singers of Japan. While initially designed to be pop stars in manga or anime, these singers have transcended…

Bikini Lady with an Anime Head Is More Than *Just* Nightmare Fuel

Standing out in the world of Japanese pin-up models is not easy. Being attractive is often not enough! Anna Amamiya decided the best way for her to separate herself from the competition was an anime mask. Debuting in 2010, Amamiya released an image DVD, which featured her in various provocative poses, wearing said anime mask.…

Fans Make a Peaceful Online Protest for Final Fantasy Versus XIII

While Square Enix recently confirmed that it is still making Final Fantasy Versus XIII and that it’ll be out when it’s good and ready, some fans are having a hard time waiting. It’s only been six years. What’s the rush? Recently, a group of fans on the GameFAQs boards banded together to form Project Crystallis…

Project Diva f Takes a Few Missteps, But in the Generally Right Direction

As we move toward the end of the year, it can mean only one thing: it’s time for a new game with everyone’s favorite virtual idol, Hatsune Miku. Project Diva f, this year’s iteration in the series, is filled with firsts. There are new game mechanics, new songs, new costumes, and a from-the-ground-up graphical revamp…

Next year, Clamp’s supernatural manga xxxHolic is getting a live-action series in Japan.

This Beautiful Voice Belongs in a Ghibli Movie

If you’ve seen the wonderful Ghibli anime Whisper of the Heart (and if you have not, you should), you’ll know that the it features John Denver’s “Take Me Home, Country Roads” throughout. The Japanese version of that tune is fantastic. The lyrics are different, of course, but they’re still wonderful and rousing. So is this…

Nyan Cat Runs Amok in Project Diva f!

There were many things I expected when I picked up Hatsune Miku: Project Diva f: Vocaloid songs, Miku in tons of crazy costumes, the ability to make “Call Me Maybe” into a playable level, new touch screen controls, and a major graphical overhaul—as the series takes the leap from the PSP to Vita. What I…

The Z.O.E. Premium Bundle Is Pretty Damn Big

The upcoming HD version of Zone of the Enders is getting a “Premium Package”. It’s enormous and heavy. Don’t believe me? Compare below! The game and this jumbo-sized collector’s edition will be out in October. 重いw, 並べてみたw [@Kojima_Hideo] Kotaku East is your slice of Asian internet culture, bringing you the latest talking points from Japan,…

The Geekiest Humidifier I’ve Ever Seen

And, let me tell you, I’ve been looking! So here you go, the Neon Genesis Evangelion humidifier, which is based on the iconic anime of the same name. It features Eva Unit 01 standing atop NERV head1quarters in Evangelion and looks more like a diorama and less like a humidifier. It also looks completely bonkers.…

Dragon Quest X Wii U will appear at the Tokyo Game Show as part of a stage demo.