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ReviewsMcDonald’s Cone: The Snacktaku Review
The world’s most popular fast food restaurant does many things wrong. Every day McDonald’s serves up hundreds of thousands of sandwiches that are little more than fat stacked with fat coated in fat. They attempt to replace true happiness with oil-soaked paper sleeves filled with once-healthy vegetables and meats battered beyond recognition. They created the…
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UncategorizedIntroducing Pixel and Sprite, the New Cats in Town
I told you there’d be cats. No one cat could possibly take the place of Rande, my unofficial writing partner of several years. So I got two. The black and white lanky one is Sprite. The pretty white one is Pixel. They are brothers, and like many brothers, they enjoy a good scrap. They also…
By Mike Fahey - Uncategorized
The Dorkly Weekly: A Kakuna Named Pikachu
Last week we featured the premiere episode of Dorkly’s Pokémon Rusty, a series that follows the adventures of a less-than-proficient Pokémon trainer. I questioned Rusty’s choice of Kakuna as his starter Pokémon. This week he proves there’s no problem you can’t overcome by ripping a gaping hole in continuity. Kakuna cannot do what he does…
By Mike Fahey - Uncategorized
Fake Gamer of the Week: Watch Out, She’s About to Unleash Her Super Move
That sly look. The firm grip on the joystick. The dramatic pause. No, she’s not flirting with you. She’s warning you. Here comes her ultimate super move. You might think there are no super moves in an ancient arcade game that only costs a quarter to play. You would be wrong. “But that’s Galaga” you…
By Mike Fahey