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UncategorizedSkyrim Mod Videos Look Like A Next-Gen Elder Scrolls Game
It’s one thing to look at screenshots and gape, but video of Skyrim looking like a next-gen game is something else entirely. Austrian PC gamer SkyrimTuner runs a YouTube channel where all he does is post footage of the game running with all kinds of mods, sometimes with over 150 going at once. It’s basically…
By Luke Plunkett Published February 24, 2013 - Uncategorized
No, the Government is Not Paying $1 Million for People to Play Video Games
Did you know the government is spending $1.2 million to pay people to play World of Warcraft? I didn’t either! Maybe that’s because it ain’t true, but truth is a relative thing when you’re one of the assclowns leading an intellectually bankrupt legislature that can’t go two months without a self-inflicted hostage crisis. That describes…
By Owen Good Published February 24, 2013 - Uncategorized
Ready for Some Football? On the PS4, Not Really …
David Halberstam was killed in a car wreck the day I bought my Xbox 360. I don’t mean to trivialize the death of a great writer—October 1964 is one of my favorite books, in any subject—but it’s God’s honest truth that his death is the only reason I remember anything about the day. The rest…
By Owen Good Published February 24, 2013 -
UncategorizedWhat If Sony Hired Leonard Nimoy to Pitch the PlayStation 4—in 1981?
Hats off to IGN for making the past into a prologue with this PlayStation 4 hype video demake starring a pornstached Leonard Nimoy from 30 years ago. My God, I think the last time I heard that opening synthesizer anthem was in a Raycom highlight show before Maryland and Duke played in the 1984 ACC…
By Owen Good Published February 24, 2013 - Uncategorized
Cops Say Dad, Visiting Badly Burned Son, Stole Three Game Consoles From a Hospital
A five-year-old boy playing with a cigarette lighter set his shirt on fire and went to the hospital with serious burns on Wednesday. Cops allege that his father went to the hospital’s family waiting room, and consoled himself with a Wii, PlayStation and Xbox raided from a supply cabinet. Pittsburgh police say that Jim Skursky…
By Owen Good Published February 24, 2013 - Uncategorized
Kotaku ‘Shop Contest: Hands Down
Before you climb all over Bungie’s boy band for doing nothing and still looking ridiculous at the PS4 event, I want you to understand how damn hard it is get on stage and do nothing with your hands and not look ridiculous. This is why people still use handheld microphones or speak at lecterns they…
By Owen Good Published February 24, 2013 - Culture
Sunday Comics: Might as Well Jump
Welcome to your Sunday read of the week’s best in web comics. Make sure to click on the expand button in the bottom right to enlarge each comic. Nerf NOW!! by Josué Pereira. Published Feb. 20. Read more of Nerf NOW!! Penny Arcade by Jerry Holkins and Mike Krahulik. Published Feb. 20. Read more of…
By Owen Good Published February 24, 2013 - Uncategorized
Kotaku ‘Shop Contest: Diggin’ in the Desert: The Winners
There are two types of people in this world, my friend: Those who start video game companies, and those who dig. Nolan Bushnell is both. A staged shot of Atari’s founder in the Dubai desert launched last week’s ‘Shop Contest. Though perennial all-star Sciteach got two entries in this week, he’s not the overall winner—uscg_pa…
By Owen Good Published February 23, 2013 -
UncategorizedOh, look, Aquaman can win a fight after all. Oh, it’s against Cyborg … does that really count?
By Owen Good Published February 23, 2013 - Uncategorized
Captivate, Capcom’s huge annual showcase of upcoming games going back to 2008, won’t be held this year.
By Owen Good Published February 23, 2013 -
UncategorizedWar Never Changes—It Just Gets Modded
The modern fighting force must be highly adaptable to enemies capable of asymmetrically modifying the theater of combat at any time. No general in history has ever said that, it’s just some official-sounding jargon-laced bullshit I thought up to explain why Pac-Man, Skyrim and Team Fortress 2 all fit together in this video by AndrewMFilms.…
By Owen Good Published February 23, 2013 -
UncategorizedLess Than Two Weeks Before Release, MLB 2K13 Gets a Trailer
Last month I cast doubt on the idea that MLB 2K13 would be noticeably different from MLB 2K12. This trailer from 2K Sports, released Thursday, shows me that I am wrong. MLB 2K13 will have the Houston Astros realigned to the American League, and they’ll be wearing their new uniforms. So if you are a…
By Owen Good Published February 23, 2013 - Uncategorized
Ubisoft Wants ‘to Improve Our Relationship’ with PC Gamers
Ubisoft’s name has been mud with PC gamers for a good long while. Ending always-on requirement to play games and other DRM restrictions helped it somewhat, but it is still widely perceived as a publisher most interested in Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 titles—and for good reason, as Rayman Legends fans might say. So the…
By Owen Good Published February 23, 2013 - Uncategorized
Judging by the .gifs, Microsoft’s Console Announcement Should Be Right Around the Corner
Scuttlebutt has it that Microsoft is eyeballing an April date to reveal its next console, in an event similar to what Sony held for the PS4 on Wednesday. While this is very, very thinly sourced, we’ve heard the same murmuring, and a domain registration by the company that handles Microsoft’s E3 keynotes has drawn a…
By Owen Good Published February 23, 2013 - Culture
This Week in the Business: ‘$299 is the Magic Price Point for PS4’
What’s happened in the business of video games this past week … QUOTE | “$299 is the magic price point for PS4.”—Analyst Billy Pidgeon talking about what sort of pricing Sony needs for the PS4 in order to maximize sales while avoiding huge losses QUOTE | “Whatever launches in 2013 or 2014 or 2015, will…
Steve Peterson Published February 23, 2013