The NMA Video About the SimCity Launch Disaster Goes from Funny to Cringeworthy in 39 Seconds

NMA, the wacko Taiwanese animation studio, has become a kind of grim reaper in the world of Internet scandal. If you end up in an NMA video, it ain’t good—although I am sure Francis, the YouTube comedian who rants about video games, is happy to cameo here on behalf of the outraged. That said, NMA…

The ESA announced a new game-ratings awareness campaign in a statement endorsed by Democratic and Republican lawmakers.

Watch StarCraft II: Heart of the Swarm‘s Global Launch Party Right Here

Let the zerg rushing begin. StarCraft II‘s first expansion comes out tomorrow, and to celebrate, Blizzard is streaming StarCrafty things all day. The Heart of the Swarm global launch event, which you can watch using the embedded stream below, is hosted by the much-beloved Sean “day9” Plott. They’ve got cameras at a bunch of the…

Miyamoto Wishes That Pikmin 3 Could’ve Been a Wii U Launch Game

It’s been a rough few months for folks who bought the Wii U right at launch. Almost none of the third-party games that came out alongside Nintendo’s new home console set the world on fire and the first-party offerings made by Nintendo didn’t deliver a lightning-bolt success like Wii Sports. It’s no wonder that Shigeru…

If SimCity Were A Noir Film

With SimCity slowly stabilizing, more and more user-created content surfaces—which means we finally get to have some time to kick back and enjoy the beauty of our creations. YouTube user Calvin Chan put up this melancholic, noir-themed (the music from L.A. Noire fits right in) montage of his city at night. SimCity – My City…

Look At This Cool Journey Hoodie That You Can’t Have

I was browsing Reddit casually last night and stumbled on this seemingly well-made Journey hoodie by user volpinazzurra (you can only tell so much from pictures). “It’s reversible, too,” I excitedly proclaimed to myself and my cat. Quickly check the comments and…oh. Not for sale. Not on Etsy. Probably can’t bribe volpinazzurra with cookies and…

Why Some Korean Fans Are Upset about StarCraft 2: Heart of the Swarm‘s ‘Collector’s Edition’

StarCraft 2 expansion Heart of the Swarm is launching in South Korea. Some gamers are very excited! Others are excited, too, but also totally ticked off. Besides concern over whether or not fans can get the special package game, there’s also concern about a flood of non-gamers trying to snap up these physical copies to…

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NetCafe Offers Free Transport to Gamers… In a Limo

Shuttle services are a great way for business owners to attract customers. In China, Carrefour and WuMart offer free transportation for grocery shoppers, but for internet cafes to offer a shuttle, that’s a first. Spotted outside of the Nanjing Institute of Technology today was a stretched Lincoln Town Car, with a banner that welcomed students…

Japanese Games “Just Suck” Target Has a Message for Phil Fish: Thank You

I didn’t know what to say. I thought the mild-mannered Japanese man in glasses, perhaps, wanted to talk to me about a game he had made. But no, it was about an article I wrote about him. His name was Makoto Goto. And at last year’s Game Developer Conference, Fez creator Phil Fish (above) trashed…

Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5 sure is pretty! Here’s a show demo. [KHInsiderVideos via ゲーム情報！]

Chinese Company Offers House Call Maid Service… To Play DoTA

My apartment is a mess, my many online game accounts are in terrible disarray and need attention, but with two jobs and a dog, I really don’t have time to do everything I should. However, according to a post on Sina Weibo, a Chinese IT company is offering a service that can change all that;…

You’re Not Worthy of this Avengers Thor Figurine

As people may have realized from my previous few reviews of figures from Hong Kong collectible toy company Hot Toys, I have been slowly gathering the Avengers team (among other cool figures). I suppose I’ll get to my reasons as to why eventually. Anyhow, I received an email shortly after my Joker 2.0 review informing…

Man Eats Burger King Burger with One Hundred Slices of Grilled Onions

Remember the dude who ordered a Burger King burger with a thousand slices of bacon? Well, he’s back! This time he’s ordered a hamburger with a hundred slices of grilled onion. Because a thousand slices would be insane. After unwrapping the tower of sliced onion burger, it promptly toppled over, leaving Mr. Sato from Japanese…

Chinese Gamer Shuts Self In Home For 6 Years

Last week, a post broke out on the Chinese Twitter clone Sina Weibo about a young a man who hasn’t left his home in 6 years. The post, an impassioned plea for help, was written by the man’s father in hopes that someone could help his son return to his normal life. The post on…

Japan’s Indie Games Are an Untapped Resource of Cool

The entire room was packed. This has to be a fire hazard, someone said. It probably was, but no one cared. They were too busy looking at cool games they had never seen before and meeting game creators they had heard of and never heard of before. “I had no idea there were so many…

Sand, Smog, or Something Covered Japan in a Yellow Haze

This weekend, sand storms blew through Japan. Cities like Tokyo were covered in an unreal yellow haze. Every year, yellow sand from the deserts of Mongolia and northern China blow over North and South Korea as well as Japan. The sand is called “kousa” (黄砂) in Japanese and “Asian Dust” in English. The winds also…

Here’s the trailer for Gero Blaster, the upcoming iOS game from Cave Story‘s creator.

Confessions of a Female Cosplayer’s Secret Boyfriend

I have a confession to make: I am dating a cosplayer. You’ll never know exactly which one, because I am a secret boyfriend. And because I am a secret boyfriend, I can’t tell you my name or hers. This is probably an issue that most of you know nothing about because—like me—it’s a secret. Yet…

You Can Download 700 Free Marvel Comics Right Now [UPDATE: Offer postponed]

Between now and 11pm ET on Tuesday, March 12, you can download some 700 first issues from Marvel Comics for free. And… it’s legal! The ComiXology Comics app for iOS and Android is offering 700 Marvel comics as part of a Marvel promotion announced at this weekend’s SXSW festival in Austin, Texas. You could probably…