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UncategorizedThis Is Why We Should Never, Ever Have A Dog For President
Here’s a silly take by Freddie Wong on what would happen if we had a dog for president. In this reality, all cats are eradicated until only one cat is left. The Last Cat. Naturally, the last cat on Earth is also a rather cute cat. And naturally, there’s also a group of select people…
By Patricia Hernandez Published May 16, 2013 - Culture
And Now I Have To Pay $25 For A Bag Of Chips. Happy, Lay’s?
Last week Lay’s decided to award the U.S. potato chip prize to Cheesy Garlic Bread, the least interesting of the three “Do Us a Flavor” competitors. A little over a third of America voted for it, allegedly. That leaves a little under two-thirds of America to the mercy of price-gouging jerks on Amazon and eBay…
By Mike Fahey Published May 16, 2013 - Uncategorized
The Kids Of Today Seem To Be Struggling With Super Metroid
SNES classic Super Metroid went on sale for under a buck earlier this week, the combination of price and the game’s status obviously resulting in a massive influx of new players. Players that, thanks to the wonders of the Miiverse, appear to be…struggling with 1990s game design. There’s always the chance these guys are trolling/joking,…
By Luke Plunkett Published May 16, 2013 -
UncategorizedThe Game That Fights Pirates With Piracy Was Just Greenlit On Steam
This batch of recently green-lit games looks fantastic, and not just because it includes the game development simulator where piracy battles piracy. Let’s take a closer look at the upcoming games that will eventually release on Steam, shall we? Bleed “An action platformer focused on stylist, acrobatic dodging and fluid, challenging gameplay.” Game Dev Tycoon…
By Patricia Hernandez Published May 16, 2013 -
UncategorizedThe Largest Transformer Ever Made, Until Metroplex Ruins Everthing
The late 80s was the best time to be a toy-obsessed child. Back then toy companies weren’t afraid to release a toy that looked like a gun, contained toxic paint or weighed more than the kids it was being marketed to. It was a time when Hasbro, a couple years after releasing a toy aircraft…
By Mike Fahey Published May 16, 2013 -
UncategorizedBeing A Vampire In This Game Seems Like A Lot of Fun
Dark, a shooter where you play as a vampire, still looks as cool now as it did when we initially saw that it wasn’t about being a sparkly, sensitive bloodsucker. After all, you will eat your enemies to regain health. You will teleport. You will become invisible and stalk your prey. You will hypnotize your…
By Patricia Hernandez Published May 16, 2013 - Uncategorized
To Win This Game, You Have To Guess Where It Abandoned You
GeoGuessr, as you might have guessr’d from the name, is a straightforward game. You get dropped in the middle of a random location on Google Street View and have to guess, based on your surroundings, where the hell you are. The closer you are, the higher your score. Pretty simple right? The difficulty varies wildly.…
By Chris Person Published May 16, 2013 - Uncategorized
Valve’s Next Dota Tournament Has One Hell Of A Payout
$2,019,002. That’s the current prize pool for 2013’s Dota 2 International tournament, which will be held this August in Seattle. It’s a massive payout—the biggest single-event prize pool in the history of competitive gaming—and it’s only possible because of crowdfunding. See, Valve is sellingInteractive Compendiums for their big event; for $10 you get an interactive…
By Jason Schreier Published May 16, 2013 - Uncategorized
The Most Amazing Video Game Title Screens
We did a gallery on the most awesome continue screens a few weeks ago, so it’s only fair that we give their complement—start menus and title screens—the same treatment. Starting off at the top there is Xenoblade Chronicles, one of the best title screen experiences, especially when you’ve got the music on. But let’s continue…
By Gergo Vas Published May 16, 2013 - Uncategorized
A Kid Who Doesn’t Want to Be Spider-Man Is My Favorite Panel This Week
Ultimate Comics Spider-Man #23 – People who’ve worn the webbed mask have abandoned being Spider-Man before. The cover of this week’s Ultimate Comics Spider-Man #23 riffs on the classic John Romita image from Amazing Spider-Man #50, when Peter Parker quit. And I want to say that Ben Riley stopped web-swinging because of angst, too. But…
By Evan Narcisse Published May 16, 2013 -
UncategorizedThank God Spam Emails and Viruses Aren’t Real People
Imagine if the most annoying parts of the internet—spam emails, viruses, things that exist to steal your identity—were real people. Real people trying to get into your house. Ugh, no. Things could get ugly quick, as shown by this video by HapstanceFilms. Well, until the porn lady comes around. Then you won’t even realize you’re…
By Patricia Hernandez Published May 16, 2013 -
UncategorizedThis New 3DS eShop Game Sounds Pretty Fantastic
The Starship Damrey is a video game. It’s for 3DS. It’s out today. It’s called The Starship Damrey That’s about all we know about this new Level-5 product, and the creators want to keep it that way: the point, they say, is to keep us on our toes, like back in the NES days when…
By Jason Schreier Published May 16, 2013 - Uncategorized
Has A Single Piece Of Concept Art Ever Sold You On A Game?
Before I knew a single piece of information about Lords of the Fallen, I knew I wanted to play it. Whatever is going on in this image, I want to be a part of it. Has that ever happened to you? I didn’t know Lords of the Fallen was an upcoming role-playing game from Poland’s…
By Mike Fahey Published May 16, 2013 -
UncategorizedEA Has No Games in Development For Nintendo’s Wii U
Less than two years after vowing to deliver on an “unprecedented partnership” with Nintendo, gaming giant EA is quiet on the Wii U front. “We have no games in development for the Wii U currently,” company spokesperson Jeff Brown told Kotaku yesterday. He did not rule out the chances of EA developing for the Wii…
By Stephen Totilo Published May 16, 2013 - Uncategorized
This Guy Has Been Using The Same Pokémon For Nearly A Decade
Many of us get kind of teary-eyed when thinking about how Mass Effect has allowed us to transfer Commander Shepard across three games over the last five years. That pales in comparison to Pokémon, which, barring the early games, allows you to transfer creatures for over a decade across many titles—a feature which blogger Cunzy1…
By Patricia Hernandez Published May 16, 2013 - Uncategorized
Having Secrets Is Awful—Or Great! Let Panel Discussion Tell You Why.
These might be the most important words in comics: “Hey, have you read that?” The medium’s lifeblood has always been the word-of-mouth that passes from one reader to another. The only query that might surpass the above is “So, what’d you think?” Here’s where we put the discussion into Panel Discussion. Of course, we want…
By Evan Narcisse Published May 16, 2013 - Uncategorized
This Artist Draws Evil Cheerleaders, Hunky Leon and The Last of Us
If you’ve tried to learn every little thing about the Last of Us, then chances are you’ve already seen Faith Erin Hicks’ artwork. She’s been drawing The Last of Us: American Dreams prequel miniseries published by Dark Horse Comics, which focuses on the character of Ellie before she meets up with playable protagonist Joel. But…
By Evan Narcisse Published May 16, 2013 - Uncategorized
Everything Wonderfully Insane About Harley Quinn In One Perfect Figure
I’d say the exclusive head on Sideshow Collectibles’ new Harley Quinn figure has a face only a deranged lunatic could love, but I’m worried about what that says about me. Sporting a full cloth costume, a giant wooden mallet and her trademark jester headgear, the standard version of Sideshow’s premium format rendition of Harleen Quinzel…
By Mike Fahey Published May 16, 2013 - Uncategorized
The Moneysaver: Super Metroid, Mechanical Keyboard, Wii U, Roku 3
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I- I took the one that cost less, And that has made all the difference. Needless to say, today’s deal selection is dominated by the 1500 games on sale at Amazon. See our coverage right here Aside from all those, dive down to the Tech section to grab…
By Shane Roberts Published May 16, 2013 - Uncategorized
Warren Spector Sure Wishes Metacritic Was Less Relevant
Add Deus Ex and Epic Mickey creator Warren Spector to the list of people who think the video game industry should stop caring so much about Metacritic. In his column for GamesIndustry.biz this week, Spector goes after Metacritic, a website that aggregates review scores for movies and video games and ranks them with a single…
By Jason Schreier Published May 16, 2013