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Why SimCity Needs Subways
I live in New York City. Everyday I ride the subway to work; most people here do. I haven’t owned a car in 10 years. I live in the densest large city in America, one full of massive skyscrapers, immense culture and people of every race, culture and creed. Which is why SimCity is so…
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UncategorizedSurely, This DayZ Squad! Trailer is Joking (It Is. And Don’t Call Me Shirley)
Police Squad! lasted one, glorious, six-episode season 31 years ago. (It’s still famous enough to have this memorable introduction sequence, which swapped gags each week.) The show was the forerunner to The Naked Gun, and this DayZ is a perfect tribute to the ZAZ (that’s the filmmakers Zucker, Abrahams and Zucker) brand of slapstick, absurdist,…
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UncategorizedTwitter Trends Turn Deadly in This Insane Experimental Shooter
In the screenshot you see here I am being killed by zombies, but they aren’t normal zombies. They are #ReplaceMovieTitlesWithPope zombies, and they are legion. Created by Hamsteria! creator Sean McCracken (with game design support by his five-year-old son, Geoffrey), TweetsOfTheDead is a simple zombie shooter for iOS and Android that spawns enemies based on…
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UncategorizedWith Simple AI Like This, Why Does SimCity Need Cloud Computing?
With more and more players able to connect to and consistently play SimCity now, they’re seeing what GlassBox, the game’s simulation engine, has to offer. GlassBox has been pitched as an enormously sophisticated engine that supposedly requires the game’s servers to supply some computing power, necessitating the game’s notorious always-online connection. But a lot of…
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UncategorizedSome Bullet Hell Shooters are Too Hard. Some are Too Easy. This One is Just Right.
I want to be an amazing shoot-em up player, effortlessly weaving between endless streams of multicolored bullets, beams of light from my spaceship/airplane/magical girl painting enemies with glorious destruction. If only I were that coordinated. Sunny Tam’s Danmaku Unlimited 2 for iOS does not magically transform me into a proficient bullet hell shooter pro, but…
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