Meet Cyberdwarf. Cyberdwarf is a character in the ridiculous (and wonderful) video game Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden. Cyberdwarf now has his very own body pillow.
See, when the folks behind Barkley launched a Kickstarter for the sequel (which is called The Magical Realms of Tír na nÓg: Escape from Necron 7 - Revenge of Cuchulainn: The Official Game of the Movie - Chapter 2 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa), one of the rewards was a body pillow. A Cyberdwarf body pillow.
Cyberdwarf, by the way, is a dwarf whose skin is made out of a basketball. He is a scholar on all things hoop(z).
When I saw that Cyberdwarf's body pillows had been sent to Kickstarter backers, I asked Barkley designer Eric Shumaker to send me some photos. And he delivered.

Go everywhere with your kids
This must-have bundle nets you either of Gladly’s award-winning Anthem2 or Anthem4 All-Terrain Stroller Wagons as well as must-have accessories like a parent cupholder, a removable storage basket, extra-large canopies, a nap system, quilted comfort seats, a cooler bag with a padded shoulder strap, and a travel bag.
Oh, he delivered.
Enjoy these photos of the Cyberdwarf body pillow. It's about as close as you can get to having a plush basketball dwarf cushion to call your own.