Kindly Old Man Gives Sage Advice On How To Slack Off At Work

Okay, it’s not the sagest advice I’ve ever heard, but it is pretty enjoyable advice nonetheless. This is Mr. Forthright, an older chap who gives all sorts of advice on his YouTube channel including how to pass a drug test and how to escape from a nursing home. His latest looks at how to goof…

Nine Minutes Of Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes, In English

You might have already seen this footage from the next Metal Gear Solid game, if you were paying attention last year around PAX time. But you haven’t seen it in English yet. Today, via Hideo Kojima himself, you can watch the entire intro to Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes, presented with glorious Kiefer Sutherland…

In this, the year of Luigi: critic Cameron Kunzelman wants to settle the question of what comes after the Year of Luigi via a Nintendofied version of the Mayan calendar. Fun thing is, there are 4 different ways to interpret this calendar.

GTA V‘s Weather Is Even More Beautiful In Time-Lapse

Grand Theft Auto V‘s Los Santos is easily one of the most gorgeously rendered, thriving digital creations put on a disc. So it was only a matter of time before someone made a time-lapse video showing the game’s shifting weather in all its glory. This video, directed by Ben Buja, comes to us from Machinima.…

Track: From Time | Album: Nothing Was The Same | Artist: Drake Kotaku Soundtrack is a selection of the stuff we’re listening to – and gaming to – at the moment.

Breaking Bad Lead Actor Reads An Amazing Erotic Fan Letter, Oh My

If you’re famous, then you probably have fans. Fans like to send fan letters, but not all fan letters are created equal. Some letters are simply better than others, and this sexual fan letter that Bryan Cranston received, which he reads out-loud on Conan? It’s fan-tas-tic. I’m kind of surprised this letter got to Cranston,…

An Illuminating New Use For The PS4 Controller

My greatest hope for the coming next-gen consoles is that they will surprise us. I hope that we haven’t guessed all the ways the Xbox One, PS4 and Wii U will use their new hardware to make us play games slightly differently. And what do you know, just today, the people making Thief described a…

A New Mario Statue Line Begins With The Perfect Plumber Outfit

First 4 Figures and Nintendo are launching a new series of Mario statues, and what better version of of the iconic Italian than the one that’s already halfway there? Gotta love the old Tanooki suit. This is my Mario. Whenever I think of the good old days of gaming, I recall sitting in front of…

Marketing hype? Brutal truths? A combo of both? On FIFA 14‘s release day, let’s take another look at how EA Sports promotes this year’s sports games by being awfully blunt about the shortcoming’s of last year’s.

Five Ways You Can Make Grand Theft Auto V More Immersive

Much of the joy of Grand Theft Auto V comes from a sense of freedom, of exploring an entirely different world. The story missions are fine, the heists are neat enough, but the bustling state of San Andreas is the game’s crowning achievement. Too bad it’s far too easy to run through it and miss…

Listen To a Very Different Kind of Musical Video Game

“In Germany, saying that you want to make games is like saying you want to make porn.” There’s rhythmic thumping in Beatbuddy but, don’t worry, it’s safe for work. The quote above comes from Denis Rogic, one of the members of Threaks, a German indie dev team that recently released their first game. Rogic talked…

The New, Hip Way To Eat Ramen: With Your Beard

Some folk like to joke about how beards come in handy when it comes to food, as facial hair can act as storage (eww, I know)…but this is something else entirely. Incredibeard isn’t using his beard for storage, but as a bowl. That’s not all. There’s also footage of this dude using his beard to…

A Ridiculously Elaborate Minecraft Take On Assassin’s Creed IV

Sure, lovely vistas and detailed visuals are two of Assassin’s Creed IV‘s biggest draws. But if they made the whole game in Minecraft and it looked this good, I’d play that, too. This video comes from SkyDoesMinecraft, and re-imagines one of ACIV‘s cinematic trailers entirely in Minecraft. It’s awfully impressive. I think the adorable Kraken…

Super Hexagon Maker’s Latest Breaks Brains In A Totally Different Way

Perspective is a funny thing. You can be so, so sure that you know something is laid out, then turn your head a few degrees and see it in a whole other way. That’s the basic conceit of Naya’s Quest, a new puzzle/platformer from Super Hexagon maker Terry Cavanagh. The game starts out unassumingly enough—you…

Destiny no more: Joseph Staten, the writer/design director of Destiny, has left Bungie, he announced today. Bungie’s sci-fi MMO/shooter is still slated for next year.

Why Video Game Movies Suck, According to Man of Steel’s Screenwriter

SPOILERS FOR THE ENDING OF MAN OF STEEL One of the men responsible for the much-talked-about ending of the latest Superman movie has commented on what happens in the film, saying, “We were pretty sure that was going to be controversial… It’s not like we were deluding ourselves, and we weren’t just doing it to…

Watch The Stupid Burn In Godus

Being a God is tough work. First you have to try your best to make sure people don’t die, then you’re clearing space for them to repopulate. It’s like being the world’s busiest omnipresent parent, and how do all your children repay you? With Atheism. Hello, I’m finally back. I’ve been pretty ill the last…

You Are The Lone Survivor: Here’s a PSA for survival horror fans: Jasper Byrne’s terrific horror game Lone Survivor is out today on PlayStation Network for PS3 and Vita. Up top, a new trailer for the extended Director’s Cut—if you haven’t played this game, do yourself a favor and check it out.

Myst Is 20 Years Old Today. Go Turn a Crank To Celebrate.

Twenty years ago, if you were getting a computer, you were getting one with a newfangled CD-ROM drive. And you were getting a game to justify it. That game was probably Myst. And if that wasn’t the case for you, it was for your mom or grandfather or cousin. Like few games before or since,…

Wheelchair-Using Man Arrested in Xbox Deal Gone Bad

Here’s one that can’t wait for the next Police Blotter roundup. Cops in the Philadelphia suburb of Upper Darby say a man who uses a specialized wheelchair was trying to sell an Xbox, “started talking like a gangster” and then stabbed his potential buyer five times when the man reneged on the purchase. Andrew Hinson,…