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UncategorizedTraining Pokémon In Smash Bros. Can Get Messed Up
We’ve all been through the maddening experience of playing a fighting game against someone who knows that one move that gets you every damn time. And once your opponent learns that one move, they never stop using it. Now, imagine if you were fighting against an Amiibo instead. Terrifying, or amazing? YouTuber Chadtronic put the…
By Yannick LeJacq Published December 15, 2014 -
UncategorizedDragon Age: Inquisition’s Ending, Explained
After dozens of hours of closing rifts, destroying red lyrium veins, and maybe even defeating some dragons, you finally beat Dragon Age Inquisition. Congrats! You may now be asking yourself: what the hell just happened? You’re not alone. Even as a Dragon Age fan that’s been playing since Origins, the ending to Inquisition—or more specifically,…
By Patricia Hernandez Published December 15, 2014 -
UncategorizedLindsay Lohan’s New Mobile Game Isn’t What You Think
I’m sitting at my desk with my iPhone in one hand, rapidly stroking the screen with the other. This is how my celebrity avatar builds her fan base in Lindsay Lohan’s The Price Of Fame — simulated masturbation on a grand scale. There are no missions to perform, soirees to attend or events to organize…
By Mike Fahey Published December 15, 2014 - Uncategorized
Assassin’s Creed Unity Patch Delayed As Game Continues To Struggle
Last week, Ubisoft said that it was planning to release a major patch to fix many ongoing problems with Assassin’s Creed Unity today—as in Monday, December 15th. Now, the developers have announced via their live updates page, “we are choosing to hold off until we can give you the improvements we’ve promised.” The highly anticipated…
By Yannick LeJacq Published December 15, 2014 -
UncategorizedWhat System Shock 2’s Greatest Scene Would Look Like Today
There’s a horrifying scene PC gamers of a certain generation will never forget. It takes place midway through System Shock 2, the predecessor to BioShock and, to many who played it, the scariest game ever made. One fan has been hard at work recreating the game’s iconic plot-twist, and it looks scarier than ever. It’s…
By Yannick LeJacq Published December 15, 2014 - Uncategorized
Hot Toys’ Age Of Ultron Iron Man Is Totally Metal
What’s red, gold and silver all over and seems really upset about his dead baby Ultron? It’s Iron Man Mark XLIII, the diecast masterpiece the fine folks at Hot Toys are prepping for preorder prior to next years Avengers: Age of Ultron. While I prefer my Iron Men two-toned — it’s red and gold OR…
By Mike Fahey Published December 15, 2014 - Uncategorized
Discounted eShop Credit, $250 Wii U Deluxe, Futurama, and More Deals
Nothing like free money, especially free money good toward video games. Grab yourself some discounted eShop credit and pick up Super Smash Bros., Mario Kart’s awesome new DLC, or any number of other great titles for your holiday gaming. [Get 10% Off Nintendo eShop Cards at Best Buy] 124 episodes and 4 feature-length adventures, all…
By Shep McAllister Published December 15, 2014 -
UncategorizedHere’s Final Fantasy XV In English For The First Time
With every passing week comes new assurances that Final Fantasy XV is actually a video game that will be released at some point in the future. Today’s assurance: English voices! Above, via Square’s Facebook page: a localized version of the FFXV trailer from TGS a few months ago, demonstrating the highly-anticipated RPG in English for…
By Jason Schreier Published December 15, 2014 -
UncategorizedCongratulations!
You won.
By Chris Person Published December 15, 2014 -
UncategorizedDmC—the 2013 reboot of Devil May Cry—is getting an improved, new-gen edition next year. Upgrades include an beefier framerate, enhanced graphics and tougher difficulties, along with all DLC bundled in with the March 17 release. More details here
By Evan Narcisse Published December 15, 2014 -
UncategorizedShe Hears A Nintendo Theme Once, Then Makes Beautiful Music
Sonya Belousova is one of today’s most accomplished young composers and pianists. Watch her demonstrate her skill by listening to a series of Nintendo themes — most for the first time ever — and then coming up with gorgeous arrangements on the spot. I can pick out a tune on just about any instrument you…
By Mike Fahey Published December 15, 2014 - Uncategorized
Today’s selection of articles from Kotaku‘s reader-run community: Redesigning the Smash Bros Menu! • Better Late Than Never: Me Playing Mass Effect for the First Time • TAY Explores Light Novels: Mushoku Tensei • Karen Senki: The Ani-TAY Review TAY Classic—TAY Open Forum—Beginner’s Guide To TAY Follow them here.
By András Neltz Published December 15, 2014 -
UncategorizedFilm Trailer Made in GTA V Is Better Than Some Real Movie Teasers
Y’know, Rockstar’s open-world games would be a great place to make a goofy comedy about bumbling crooks… The Most Wanted trailer clip from the folks at YouTube’s Commandoflauge channel hits all-too-familiar beats that are standard fare for loads of criminal caper flicks. But, something about seeing those familiar plot points done in GTA V makes…
By Evan Narcisse Published December 15, 2014 - Uncategorized
Naruto’s Next Ultimate Ninja Storm Targets PS4 And Xbox One
After five installments on the PlayStation 3 and four on the Xbox 360, the long-running Naruto Ultimate Ninja fighting series makes its PlayStation 4 and Xbox One debut in next year’s Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm 4. The manga’s over, but the merchandising never ends. I expect to see big things from the next generation…
By Mike Fahey Published December 15, 2014 -
UncategorizedSomeone Made Nigel Thornberry In Dragon Age: Inquisition
Because every game needs a Nigel Thornberry character, or someone else from the Wild Thornberrys, the show about the famous cartoon family that studies wild animals. Playng this character properly would mean unnecessary communication with the wildlife all the time. And of course, smashing everything. No doubt, it’s him: Nigel Thornberry in DAI [YouTube, via…
By Gergo Vas Published December 15, 2014 -
UncategorizedTen Ways To Become a Better WoW Player
One of the hardest things in World of Warcraft is making the transition from leveling and playing casually to joining raids or even dungeon groups. YouTuber LazyPeon’s video, tuned for Warlords of Draenor, helps a lot. It’s a really good summary of everything, from UI setups to group communication, that’s necessary to do to make…
By Gergo Vas Published December 15, 2014 -
UncategorizedA metaphor for the struggle of the common man, or perhaps a reference to the mythical tale of Sisyphus? Nah. YouTuber BetaTheData’s machine is merely a tribute to a skit found in the 2012 clip Bite-Sized Minecraft, itself likely a variation on your average Useless Box. 15-second video with a humorous ending below. I recreated…
By András Neltz Published December 15, 2014 -
Kotaku EastChina’s Official News Outlet Thinks GTA Was Made in 1968
Chinese Central Television is interesting. It’s worth watching just to guess at what the Chinese government wants to disseminate, but one thing about CCTV that is true is that it’s often error prone. In a recent broadcast about violent video games, CCTV claims that GTA was made in 1968 1968 During a report about the…
By Eric Jou Published December 15, 2014