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UncategorizedMarshawn Lynch Can’t Handle Mortal Kombat X‘s Fatalities
You’d think that the infamous NFL player nicknamed Beast Mode would be okay with the gory finishing moves of Mortal Kombat. He’s not. At all. Marshawn Lynch isn’t down with seeing people’s intestines. In Conan O’Brien’s latest Clueless Gamer segment, he pits Seahawks running back Lynch against Rob Gronkowski of the New England Patriots in…
By Evan Narcisse Published January 30, 2015 - Uncategorized
Today’s selection of articles from Kotaku‘s reader-run community: How Historically Accurate is Skyrim? Part 4 • Final Fantasy 3. Not 6, Actually 3! – Part 1, Part 2 • Anime you might have missed: Chihayafuru • A Quick Look at Hyrule Warriors’ Fierce Deity Link • No Respect: An Ode to Under-Loved Enemies TAY Classic—TAY…
By András Neltz Published January 30, 2015 - Uncategorized
18 Pop Culture Billionaires And How Evil They Are
Only one guy is a better person than Bruce Wayne, and even he’s a bit of an outsider. Here’s the full chart below, compiled by the fine folks at Dorkly, with all kinds of billionaires, their wealth and how good or evil they are compared to each other. Everything looks fine, but I’m not really…
By Gergo Vas Published January 30, 2015 -
UncategorizedExplore Gondor’s Ancient Capital from Lord of the Rings in Minecraft
Osgiliath, capital of the Kingdom of Gondor, was the Kingdom’s greatest city before it was eventually abandoned in the Third Age. Now, you can take a walk in Osgiliath, both in its glory days and beyond, courtesy of two fantastic Minecraft builds. The two maps were each built over several months by two groups, EpicQuestz…
By András Neltz Published January 30, 2015 - Kotaku East
Amazingly, Akame Ga Kill Managed to Win Me Over
When it reached its midpoint, I wasn’t exactly thrilled with Akame Ga Kill. However, by consistently bucking trends and subverting expectations, it won me over in the end. [Note: This review contains massive spoilers for Akame Ga Kill. For a non-spoiler look at the series, check out our review of the first half.] Good –…
By Richard Eisenbeis Published January 30, 2015 - Uncategorized
The Origins of BioShock’s Vintage Art
We all know the Circus of Values clown. We’ve all bought ammo, EVE hypos and health kits “from him” dozens of times. But did you know that he originally sold melons? While the fact that some of the BioShock series’ period artwork appears to have been inspired by real-world vintage advertisements was already known (shown…
By András Neltz Published January 30, 2015 - Kotaku East
The Sailor Scouts Don’t Look Half Bad as Retro Game Sprites
As I wait out the two-week period between episodes of Sailor Moon Crystal, I often find myself jonesing for my next fix, which leads me to strange places on the internet filled with wonderful things—like collections of mid-90s Sailor Moon game sprites. So if you ever wondered what Sailor Moon and the scouts looked like…
By Richard Eisenbeis Published January 30, 2015 - Kotaku East
Dating Show Contestant Dresses Up as a Cat To Find Mr. Right
People are so superficial. That’s why one dating show contestant in China decided to hide her real appearance and dress up like a cat woman. As one does. The mysterious contestant appeared on dating program If You Are the One. It’s like watching a Khajiit character from Skyrim trying to make a love connection. According…
By Brian Ashcraft Published January 30, 2015 -
Kotaku EastFinal Fantasy Explorers Is Crystal Chronicles Meets Monster Hunter
It’s time to team up and go hunt some of Final Fantasy‘s most iconic creatures. Good – Iconic Monsters There’s not a lot of plot to Final Fantasy Explorers. You make a character, come to the one town on a remote island, and receive quests from its inhabitants. The island itself is a macrocosm of…
By Richard Eisenbeis Published January 30, 2015 - Uncategorized
Lordran, The Setting of Dark Souls, Almost Entirely Redrawn
From Firelink Shrine, where you first set foot in Lordran upon your arrival from the Asylum, to Blighttown and the Demon Ruins, it’s all there. Well, almost all there. The image was created by redditor tettix over the course of about three months, who shared it recently in the r/darksouls subreddit. It’s incomplete and may…
By András Neltz Published January 30, 2015 - Uncategorized
XCOM: The Board Game Works – You, Your Friends and a Table vs the UFOs
In real life Toby’s a database guy for Goldman Sachs. Tonight, he’s XCOM’s Chief Scientist and he’s spending worryingly large amounts of our money. This post originally appeared on Kotaku UK As Commander, I should be restraining his spending – after all, we’ll need that money to pay for Skyranger and Interceptor flights, to hire…
Daniel Griliopoulos Published January 30, 2015 - Kotaku East
Xenoblade Chronicles X Sounds Utterly Massive
Xenoblade Chronicles X is an upcoming big Wii U game. Literally. In a recent Famitsu interview (via Hachima), Monolith Software’s Tetsuya Takahashi talked about the upcoming Xenoblade Chronicles X. From the sound of it, the game is massive. According to Takahashi, during their most recent gameplay check, there was over 300 hours of playtime. “But…
By Brian Ashcraft Published January 30, 2015 -
UncategorizedGame About Building Ikea Furniture Is Tough To Finish
It’s one of life’s toughest challenges. Now it’s one of video games’ toughest challenges. Höme Improvisåtion is a game about building Ikea furniture. You twist, pivot and hope to God that the thing with the peg is going in the right hole before you go sticking any more shelves on it. Coffee tables look easy…
By Luke Plunkett Published January 29, 2015 - Uncategorized
How Thor Flies, According to Science
Of all the major superheroes who can defy the laws of gravity, Thor’s mode of flight seems like one of the most unlikely: spinning his magic hammer Mjolnir around and holding on after flinging it. Is there any way that would actually work? Science actually says yes. Sure, he commands the wind and the storm…
By Evan Narcisse Published January 29, 2015 - Culture
Skyrim Mod Lets You Marry Creepy Wooden People
I do not like the implications of Skyrim‘s craftable followers/NPCs mod. Not one bit. You can create life—give birth to fully formed adult wooden children—and then marry them if you so please. I can’t believe I even need to say this, but don’t marry your wooden children, people. OK, aside from the unholy matrimony, this…
By Nathan Grayson Published January 29, 2015 - Uncategorized
The Future Of Video Games
Who knows what the future will be like? Um, video games do. In 2027, we’ll never ask for cyborg limbs. In 2072, our Systems will be Shocked. In 2183 we’ll punch space reporters, and in 2174 we’ll wonder why Destiny still doesn’t have a story. Reader Norbert Demeter sent in this infographic he made, putting…
By Luke Plunkett Published January 29, 2015