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I Left Clicker Heroes Running All Night, And Here’s What Happened

What you’re witnessing is monsters dying as fast as they’re spawning. I couldn’t even click them. For the uninitiated, Clicker Heroes is a massively popular Steam game that nearly plays itself. Monsters appear on screen, and then you click them until they die. Or they die on their own, more quickly depending on your total…

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Clicker Heroes Is Super Popular On Steam… For Some Reason

Grand Theft Auto V DOTA 2. The Witcher 3. Those are some of the most played games on Steam right now. And then there’s Clicker Heroes… for some reason. As spotted by PCGamesN, Clicker Heroes is a clicking game (think Cookie Clicker) that somehow had 40,000 people playing it on Steam today. At the same…

When A GTA Heist Comes Together

On today’s Highlight Reel we have heists, easy Bioshock splicers, canons, unconventional knock downs, exploding Diablo creatures and much more! Watch the video above, then link any of your favorite highlights in the comments, and be sure to check out, like and subscribe the original videos via the links below. Bioshock Infinite: Burial At Sea…

Lost Planet Toys Are Better Than Most Lost Planet Games

Before the folks at Toy Notch got in touch with me about checking out their latest figures, I had nearly forgotten that Capcom’s Lost Planet series was a thing. This is how they remind me. Technically it was my pals at Toy Dojo who reminded me during a conversation about Transformers (most of my conversations).…

The Week In Games: Who Witches The Witchmen?

Just about everyone who can, I would think, with the rest playing Farming Simulator 15. Gird your loins, everybody, because The Witcher III: Wild Hunt is going to be completely inescapable for the next several weeks. Sure, we’ll get the odd Destiny expansion shout out, and maybe the third episode of Life is Strange will…

Sunday Comics: Spontaneous Cookie Generation

Welcome to Kotaku’s Sunday Comics, your weekly roundup of the best webcomics. The images enlarge if you click on the magnifying glass icon. Nerf NOW!! by Josué Pereira. Published May 13. Read more of Nerf NOW!! Awkward Zombie by Katie Tiedrich. Published May 11. Read more of Awkward Zombie Penny Arcade by Jerry Holkins and…

Carl’s Jr. And Hardee’s Hot Dog-Topped Burger Solves A Serious Problem

As delicious as the court jester of the sausage world can be, fast food hot dogs are rarely worth the asking price. Carl’s Jr. and Hardee’s have come up with an elegant solution to this age-old problem—they’ve turned the hot dog into a topping. I love a good hot dog. Hell, I love a bad…

Steam Game Wants To Be Diablo Meets Skyrim

Umbra, eh? I like the sound of this one. Problem is, it sounds almost too good to be true. Umbra is an action-RPG that aims to fuse the open-world freedom of Skyrim with the top-down hack ‘n’ slash combat and character progression of Diablo. It is also, as you may have noticed, gorgeous. It looks…

Triple Zombie Headshot, Aww Yeah

On today’s Highlight Reel we have heroic shots, Zombie headshots, GTA stunts, traffic jams and more! Watch the video above, then link any of your favorite highlights in the comments, and be sure to check out, like and subscribe the original videos via the links below. Project CARS – Too many cars for Monaco –…

‘Sodomize Me Jesus’ And Other Crazy Video Game Stories

Hoo-boy, have you guys done some insane things in the name of gaming! I asked you guys to share some stories of the great lengths you’ve gone through for games, gaming systems, gaming lifestyles…and you certainly did deliver. Here’s a hand-picked selection of some of the, uh, ‘best’ ones, edited for clarity. Never stop being…

Ask Dr. Nerdlove: Help, My Sex Drive Is Out of Control!

Hello, Internet! Welcome to Ask Dr. NerdLove, the only dating column to conquer the Tomb of Horrors on the first try. This week, it’s spring, and people are celebrating the season by banging like rabbits. What better way to get in the spirit than by helping a pair of readers sort out their sex lives?…

Portrait Of A Doge

Kan Liu is an artist and illustrator based in China. Aside from pooches, he also does some mean paintings of dragon hunters. You can see more of Liu’s work at his personal site and ArtStation page To see the larger pics in all their glory (or, if they’re big enough, so you can save them…

I Didn’t ‘Get’ DOTA 2 Until I Watched It Live

I’ve tried watching DOTA 2 online. I’ve tried playing it. It just wasn’t for me. Going to a big pro event changed that. Walking into the Red Bull Battlegrounds DOTA 2 event at The Warfield in San Francisco (it’s a venue, not a, er, field of war) was kinda surreal. For one, I’d seen countless…

Heads-up: retrolicious metroidvania Axiom Verge is now available on Steam It’s basically a nostalgia volcano, so beware of nostalgia lava, which corrodes new ideas. However, it’s still quite good, as our own Mike Fahey explained in his review

An Unfinished Game About Finishing An Unfinished Game

Sometimes, the stars align a little too perfectly. The Magic Circle, from former BioShock 2 director and recent Kotaku Asks participant Jordan Thomas, is now on Steam Early Access. This means that it’s unfinished, which is wonderful when paired with the fact that the game is about these things: “You are the protagonist of an…

Time For Some Badass Art

Maciej Kuciara was last featured solo (there have been cameos) here on Fine Art over two years ago, which is too damn long. So here’s an update, with a ton of amazing art. In those two years he’s been busy, working on everything from Jupiter Ascending to The Last of Us. You can see more…

Malebolgia Is Dark Souls‘ Frustration Without Dark Souls‘ Fun

Should I care about Malebolgia? I wish I could say yes. It’s a Dark Souls-alike with its own intriguing world and atmosphere, but it feels awful to play and treats the player like garbage. What’s it about? I was gonna put its Steam description here, but its a monster-sized hairball of untanglable lore. Basically though,…

Valve Isn’t Evil, They Just Don’t Understand People

In recent times, people have taken to calling Valve “evil.” Not negligent, not out of touch with their fans, but evil. I do not think Valve is evil. But I think it matters that people have started to view them—once gaming’s do-no-wrong golden child—that way. I think Valve’s brand of “evil” comes from a place…

Assassin’s Creed Guy Seems Fine Without A Head

On today’s Highlight Reel we have Call of Duty sprees, grenade throws, headshots, headless (yet alive) guillotine victims and much more! Watch the video above, then link any of your favorite highlights in the comments, and be sure to check out, like and subscribe the original videos via the links below. Bloodborne – Bloodborne Clerical…