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Sometimes Nothin’ Can Be a Real Cool Hand
To: Luke From: Owen Re: Kotaku Signs Syndication Deal The Oscars are tonight of course, and one of my favorite parts about this show – inveterate sentimentalist that I am – is the montage of all the great artists, directors and contributors who passed away in the preceding year. They always pull the most iconic…
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Week in Games: In the Killzone
This week is Killzone 2’s world, everyone else is just temporarily occupying it. The highly anticipated and acclaimed PS3 exclusive releases Friday, although, naturally, we’re hearing of some retailers breaking street date already. For those without the PS3, 50 Cent goes hunting for his bling-encrusted skull in Blood on the Sand; Endwar arrives on the…
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Stock Photos Capture Gaming at its Most Fail
Everyone loathes posed photos where neither the models nor the photographer know what the fuck they are doing. Yet they’ve glutted stock photo sites, which charge ridiculous amounts for them. The -Minus World did a brilliant rundown of 30 among the worst, capturing “gamers” in various states of rigor mortis and/or douchebaggery. They’re using wrong…
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Microsoft Overpaid Some Layoff Severances, Asks for It Back
“An inadvertent administrative error” meant that some of the 1,400 Microsoft laid off recently received overpayments in their severance packages. The company’s asked for the money back, making this a hat trick of HR Kops komedy. “We ask that you repay the overpayment and sincerely apologize for any inconvenience to you,” says the letter, which…
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More Madworld Gameplay Mayhem
The sick minds of Madworld released three more gameplay trailers this weekend. Commodes, jet engines and bus stop signs are some of the improvised weaponry in the first, covering the game’s subway levels. They are not holding back with the language, too. Unlike the last trailer I posted, it comes in much more clearly, and…
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A Conversation With the Portal Gun Maker
Everyone remembers the ultrafantabulous do-want Portal Gun prop we showed you back in January. This weekend its creator, Harrison Krix, revealed future summa-cum-badass prop projects he’s working on. Among them: • Life-sized Big Daddy from BioShock. “I realize this has been done before, but I think I can bring it to life in a more…
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Mystery Rocker is in Fact King Diamond
Probably not much of a surprise, but inspection of the Guitar Hero: Metallica trophies list reveals one for “Rock Out as King Diamond,” meaning he’s a playable character in the game. Gene Simmons is thrilled. Lars Umlaut is readying his own C&D letter. Guitar Hero: Metallica is out March 29 in the U.S., May 5…
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Sunday Timewaster: Shopping Cart Hero
Unlockables give this jump-physics Flash game some pretty strong replay value. I spent at least 30 minutes tricking out my cart and practicing midair handstands. The object, bobsled your shopping cart down a hill and then up a ramp, collecting dollars for the distance, height and difficulty of your jump. Use them to buy upgrades…
By Owen Good