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Lords of Football is a Sports Game About Booze, Gambling (And Football)

While most officially-licensed sports games need to keep their images squeaky clean, when you step outside the realm of governing body endorsement you get the freedom to do something different. Lords of Football is doing just that, with an awesome name and a fantastic premise. It’s a football management sim. Think Sega’s Football Manager series…

A Video Game Based on a War You’ve Probably Never Heard of

There’s too many games set in the Middle East, and there are/were too many games set during the Second World War. Common complaints, which imply a desire for people to be able to see conflicts beyond the most prominent, but would you ever want to play a game set in a war you’ve likely never…

3D Video Games Sound as Good as Dead. Good.

3D was everywhere a year or two ago. Now it’s…nowhere. Not even the 3DS, a handheld designed with the tech as its key selling point, uses it that often anymore. So is the tech dead in the water? It is according to EA, with EA Sports boss Peter Moore telling Eurogamer “3D is certainly not…

How Many Horror Movies? All Of Them. In Two And A Half Minutes.

Fequent off-topic readers will know that I, like any red-blooded moviegoing person, love a good supercut. I also love horror movies. So, it’s no surprise that I love this supercut called “163 Horror Movies in 2 1/2 Minute.” Can you guys what it contains? And how long it is? Probably. But you should watch it…

The Kinect May be Saved By Letting People Make Out With Themselves on Camera

The Kinect may be a lost cause for proper games, but there’s still hope for it to live on as a party trick. Which is exactly what the sequel to Double-Fine’s Happy Action Theater is trying to do. And it looks to be succeeding. This clip, taken from Giant Bomb’s Quick Look of the game,…

Microsoft Releasing Another Zombie Game (Though This One’s About Teamwork)

In early 2011, Microsoft quietly announced an ambitious zombie game called Class3. Then said nothing about it for 18 months. It’s back today, though, with a new name – State of Decay – and it’s not looking too shabby. Yes, zombies are played out, and yes, Microsoft themselves released a bleak zombie game only last…

Grand Theft Auto Grew From A Glitch, And Other Little-Known GTA Facts

The latest video from “Do You Know Gaming” covers Rockstar Games’ Grand Theft Auto opus. I’ve read a whole lot of stuff about GTA, but I didn’t know some of this. Especially not that Retro City Rampage was previously called Grand Theftendo I would’ve played that!

A Loving Video Tribute To Nintendo Power

Today came the sad news that Nintendo Power, the magazine that guided many of us through our early video games days, has reportedly been shuttered This video from Patrick Scott Patterson shares a ton of the ads, news segments, and other things we most remember about the beloved, long-running publication. “It’s a bird. It’s a…

Some Free-to-Play Games Work Out Just Like Shareware Used to: Badly

Gamers who are old enough to remember the PC experience before AOL brought dial-up internet access into everyone’s homes will probably also remember shareware. My family had dozens of these discs and, later, CD-ROMS over the years. Each one promised HUNDREDS! OF! GAMES! and while most were simply trashy clones of some other game, or…

We have added Sound Shapes to our list of the best games on the PlayStation Vita. Our full review is here

Which TV Shows Would Make The Best Video Games?

If you like video games, there’s a good chance that you like TV shows. But which TV shows would make for the best video games? Is there anything that video games could learn from TV shows? Would some shows be better if you could watch them from within a game? And when the heck are…

Fall of Cybertron‘s End Credits Dap Our Darkest Hour

When the end credits rolled for Transformers: Fall of Cybertron I was pretty sure High Moon Studios was actively engaging in fan trolling. Specifically fans of Stan Bush’s Transformers the Movie anthem, “The Touch”. Earlier this month during a Q&A here at Kotaku, a fan asked the game’s lead designer, Matt Tieger, if he could…

30 Players Embrace Their Darker Instincts In A Grueling Two-Month Minecraft Experiment

Minecraft is a blank canvas—the world exists, and you can build whatever you want out of it. That tabula rasa quality is only multiplied when multiplayer gets involved—get a bunch of people together, put them in a map, and almost anything can happen. If you’re really devious, you can put people together into an unwitting…

The People Who Make Rock Band Want Us To Make More Rock Band Puns

Yesterday I wrote about how Rock Band creator Harmonix is working on a totally new game with combat and stuff. I also threw in some hypothetical game names that probably won’t happen, since it’s a new IP and all. This wasn’t enough for Harmonix’s John Drake, who insisted that I write more. So without further…

The Past is Full of Great Time Travel Games, But I Want Them In My Future

This morning, I received a link to a twenty-year-old video. It’s the first-ever preview of The Journeyman Project, as shown at Macworld in 1992. Perhaps appropriately for a game about time travel, I felt a distinct sense of journeying into the past while I watched it. What once looked so painstakingly rendered now, in the…

You Try to Give Them An Education, and They Steal Your Damn Pokeball

Commenter GiantBoyDetective is going to cry, because little kids can be dicks. In today’s Speak Up on Kotaku he tells the sad story of misplaced trust and children that need a good spanking. Something happend today. Something that made me so angry I almost cried out of frustration in front of my 6th grade class.…

How To Lay People Off in the Video Game Industry

A layoff is a layoff is a layoff, to misquote Gertrude Stein. Surely, they all suck. But they also happen. Some would say they have to happen, capitalism being what it is and such and such. So, all of you big, powerful gaming industry executives who employ people to read Kotaku for them, when you…

What Went Wrong With OnLive?

I remember the first time I saw OnLive demoed for me. Three years ago, I was ushered into a conference room on Manhattan’s Midtown East neighborhood and saw Crysis running of the cloud gaming service’s network. It looked impressive, sure, but there could have been all sorts of tomfoolery going on to make the streaming…

What’s More Fun Than Playing Counter-Strike: Global Offensive? Watching Us Play It.

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive is officially available as of today. But if you haven’t touched the beta or purchased the game retail, feel free to get familiar with some of the old school maps and new(ish) school modes right here. This video gives you a glimpse at what the first-person shooting action in CS: GO is…

Four New Comics You Could Buy This Week, But Just One That You Must

Regular Kotaku comics man Evan Narcisse had to dash off to a meeting and asked me, the guy who has pretty much only been reading all—yes, all—of Brian Michael Bendis’ Avengers run for the past month, to recommend some new comics worth buying this week. Hmm. Let’s see. How about… Dragon Age: Those Who Speak…