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Alien Rage: Boring Name, Boring Game

The game has one redeeming quality, and that’s a completely out of place narrator that says things like “Double kill!” and “Ten headshots!” to remind you that you’re doing a good job. Thanks guy! I started the game with high hopes, but in the hour or so that I played, the game just got more…

This Is Actually The Citizen Kane Of Video Games

There’s been a lot of chatter, in recent years, about the “Citizen Kane” of video games—that one achievement that will drag the world of gaming into our collective cultural consciousness, and convince all the naysayers that video games are indeed works of art. Well, it’s here. Our Citizen Kane has arrived. Citizen Kane: the JRPG.…

Moneysaver: Monoprice Monitor, Splinter Cell: Blacklist, Samsung EVO

Grab Bioshock Infinite, Brave New World, and Blacklist at deep discounts today, or upgrade your PC gaming with a Monoprice Monitor or Samsung EVO SSD. PC Bioshock Infinite ($11) | Gamefly | Use promo code GFDSEP20 Brave New World ($8) | Gamefly | Use promo code GFDSEP20 Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell Blacklist ($45) | Amazon…

Man, There Are So Many Ways Breaking Bad Could End Next Week

One episode left before it’s all over in Breaking Bad—you know what that means, right? It’s practically impossible not to hypothesize over how it’ll all end. Some theories are ridiculous, some theories are amazing, and if the rest of the show is any indication, almost all guesses will end up being wrong. But hey, that…

One Of Gaming’s Most Iconic Swords Got A Massive Steampunk Replica

No wonder there’s no one in these pictures wielding the massive 6.5 feet tall Buster Sword, Cloud’s iconic weapon from Final Fantasy VII. It probably weighs a ton! More specifically it’s a slightly modified steampunk version of the weapon, made by the folks at Brick Replicas There’s a cog-wheel and an indicator attached, so we…

Sonic The Hedgehog’s Latest Enemies Are An Odd Bunch

Dr. Eggman’s great and all, but he’s just not deadly enough for Sonic: Lost World, so we end up with these guys — the Deadly Six. One of them is a sullen teen. Sounds pretty deadly to me.

Even Selfies Become Awesome When You Add Space Jam

Okay, to be fair, Space Jam makes everything better—but even so, let’s not undersell the work of Gabriel Valenciano here. The fellow seems intent on souping up the selfie (aka, self-portraits) via what he calls “Super Selfies.” Basically, Super Selfies are short, condensed video clips of the man going wild on camera while a song…

Valve Announces Steam OS

Steam is getting its very own operating system, Valve announced today. It’ll be a combination of Steam’s current platform and Linux. SteamOS is a free operating system designed for living rooms that Valve says “combines the rock-solid architecture of Linux with a gaming experience built for the big screen.” Valve says they’ve already got “hundreds…

No, These Aren’t Vacation Photos. They’re GTA V Screenshots.

This isn’t a postcard or a promotional shot for the Union Pacific Railroad. It’s a picture taken within Grand Theft Auto V by a professional photographer looking for the beauty of Los Santos and Blaine County instead of taking crass selfies and vulgar crotch-shots. Phil Rose, a photographer with more than two decades’ worth of…

The iPhone 5S May Break When Exposed To .50 Caliber Rifle Rounds

The iPhone 5s holds up to being dropped on concrete or submerged in a bowl of water, but put a couple of .50 caliber rifle rounds through it in slow motion and it nearly disintegrates. This wouldn’t have happened if Steve Jobs were still alive. Having tried and failed to procure an iPhone 5S in…

Nintendo Is Shockingly Honest About a Recycled Sequel

This is … remarkable. Well, that’s my view of it anyway. Nintendo published a news release this morning that described FIFA 14 on the 3DS in just about the worst terms you can apply to a new sports video game. “FIFA 14 Legacy Edition delivers unmatched authenticity that reflects the current football season with updated…

I Sold Too Many Copies of GTA V To Parents Who Didn’t Give a Damn

Dear Parents… We need to talk. There is something that has been eating at me for awhile, and I have had enough. I have been working in video game retail for almost 10 years now. I love my job. Some of my best memories begin with loving, bewildered parents walking into our store, naïve to…

How To Become Mayor Of An Animal Crossing Town

Step one: be you. Step two: be there. Check out Kotaku reader and TAY contributor Stormborn’s cute new comic series below, with promises of more to come.

Here’s what’s going on Talk Among Yourselves, our reader-written blog: JollyBootsofDoom wants to know if you had to make one of the three main characters in GTA V a woman, which one would it be?. Mandalorian armor lovers rejoice! General McFist has more ideas about what would make a great Boba Fett game. And Crisco…

Cool Short Film Puts Ryan Gosling Inside Two Grand Theft Auto Games

What’s the mystery connection between Grand Theft Auto IV and Grand Theft Auto V? It might be Ryan Gosling’s no-name character from Drive. Gamebill Studio’s Nabil Ayari captured footage from GTA IV and GTA V and stitched them together with shots from the 2011 miniimalist action thriller. The result? A moody, well-edited clip that throws…

115 League of Legends Champions, Voiced Perfectly By One Girl

YouTuber Elspeth clearly had a lot of fun mimicking the voices of all 115 League of Legends champions—especially when she impersonates the male champs. But all of them are very well done. My favorite? Definitely the murr-murring of Kassadin around the 2:01 mark. What’s yours? Voicing ALL League of Legends Champions (EVEN THE MEN!) –…

Final Fantasy XIV MMO Log Three: Play Us Out, PlayStation 3

Welcome to the third and final MMO Log before we slap a review on Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn and call it the better part of a month. This week I’m taking a look at the PlayStation 3 version of the game, which is just like the PC version after three or four beers.…

Mega Man Creator Keiji Inafune Will Answer Your Questions Tonight

Wanna know more about Mighty No. 9, or the history of one of gaming’s legendary franchises? Well, you’re in luck. Kotaku’s next live Q&A will star Keiji Inafune, father of the original Mega Man and its spiritual successor, who also worked on countless other games, including the Onimusha and Dead Rising series. The Q&A is…

What a time to be alive! Thanks, GTA V! Now let’s wait till someone does this with a forklift—or puts it on a truck, tows it with the tow truck and lifts the whole thing with one of the larger cargo helicopters. Dayshot is an image-based feature that runs every morning, showcasing some of the…

It’s just a few stills, but this indie RPG already looks promising. The Last Hero’s creator submitted an annotated image album to Reddit in hopes of generating some attention for his side-scrolling RPG, which is currently waiting to be funded at IndieGoGo. If you dig hand-drawn pixels, give this one a look.