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iOS 7 Giving You Vertigo And Nausea? Here’s An Idea.

The motion of iOS 7’s redesigned icons has many iPhone users complaining of motion sickness and vertigo. Jimmy Kimmel’s solution is the only guaranteed cure. Stop Looking at Your F***ing Phone Every 5 Seconds! [Youtube]

Can you smell that, Android gamers? The earthy mingling of vegetation and death? That means Plants Vs. Zombies 2 is coming. Popcap has announced a “soft launch” of the timed iOS exclusive in New Zeland and Australia, indicating the worldwide launch of the acclaimed free-to-play sequelon Android platforms is due “shortly.”

South Park Teaches Us How To Play Minecraft

Last night’s South Park took Randy Marsh and the rest of the town’s parents to the blocky world of Minecraft, the unavoidable indie sensation that played a key role in the plot. That meant we got to watch Randy Marsh learn something new, which is always a treat, especially when he’s learning about something as…

For goodness’ sake, have some manners. They might be robots, but they still have feelings—as evidenced by this screenshot of a rather awkward situation in Starbound Dayshot is an image-based feature that runs every morning, showcasing some of the prettiest, funniest game-related screenshots and art that we can find. Send us suggestions if you’ve got…

Oh Look, It’s Raining Steam Games Again

It’s been a productive three weeks for Steam’s Greenlight—not as preposterously productive as last time, but still, quite productive. This time, we have 57 freshly community-approved titles to examine, which should all hopefully arrive on Steam sometimes in the near future. Let’s dig in, shall we? Here’s the freshest batch of approved titles, revealed yesterday.…

Space Engineers Makes Crashing Spaceships Into Things Look Crazy Fun

Because clearly, the best thing to do with a freshly-built spacecraft is to crash it into an asteroid. From the makers of Miner Wars 2081 comes Space Engineers, a heavily physics-based multiplayer sandbox game about mining asteroids and engineering, building and maintaining space stations and spaceships. It is, per the developer’s words, inspired by “reality…

Here’s How You Turn A Friend Into a Tecmo Bowl Fan… In Song

Tecmo’s football game is a true classic, but it can be difficult to get someone else to play it, especially if they’re not sports game fans. Brentalfloss is one such person—at least in his newest themes-with-lyrics video. Tecmo Bowl WITH LYRICS feat. Niko Tsakalakos! [brentalfloss@YouTube, thanks Brent!]

Build A Ship, Lose The Ship, Build Another Ship, Go Shoot Some Ships

Defect SDK is a game about designing a ship, building it then going off into space to do some damage. The catch being that at some point, the perfect ship you’ve designed to beat will be turned against you when your crew defects. Forcing you to design an even more perfect ship to beat it.…

The Video Game That Began With…Pictures Of Ellen Page

It began with an idea. David Cage sits at his desk, but he can’t write. He looks for an image. He can’t remember the words he types into the search engine but, before he knows it, on his screen, a photograph of the actress Ellen Page. A funeral, a single idea and pictures of Ellen…

Cheap Robot Arm Turns Disabled Kid Into Sci-Fi Superstar

Dee Faught is 17, and suffers from osteogenesis imperfecta, commonly known as “brittle bone disease”. For years he’s been unable to perform even simple tasks like turning off his own lightswitch. Now, however, he’s got a degree of independence. All thanks to his badass new robot arm. A team of student engineers at Rice Universeity…

Playing As A Blind Girl Is More Colorful Than You’d Think

Beyond Eyes is a game by Sherida Halatoe, where you control a young girl who was blinded in an accident. Fearful of outside spaces, she nevertheless has to set off on an adventure when her cat goes missing. Despite being blind, she gets around by using her other senses to reveal the environment to you,…

Los Santos Is A Beautiful Place (If You Stand Still Long Enough)

Spend your time driving and everything whizzes past you in a blur. Spend your time running around and you’re likely more focused on shooting people than admiring scenery. But if you just stopped for a second and watched Grand Theft Auto V’s world pass you by, maybe you’d appreciate just how beautiful it is. A…

Pokemon Leaker Says “Heads Are Rolling” At Nintendo

A bevy of alleged Pokemon X & Y images and videos are currently floating around the web right now, but one leaker in particular caught the attention of a lot of folk on the internet…and Nintendo. The images we posted earlier today, came from Instagram user kosthedin—but by the time of publication, all pictures had…

Slo-Mo Skateboarding + Chalk = Shredding In Style

It might be messy to pull, but if you add a whole lot of chalk dust to your skateboard before doing a trick, the resulting cloud of colors can be amazing. So while you may have seen slo-mo skateboarding videos before, thanks to the chalk effects here, I doubt they were as visually arresting or…

The power of a dinosaur suit: Hyperbole and a Half is back, and you simply must read their latest update about a four-year-old going mad with power in a dinosaur suit.Freakin’ hilarious.

No objections here: Capcom’s got a great blog post today about the localization process behind Phoenix Wright: Dual Destinies. “…we’ve labeled him a samurai instead of a rōnin (which are technically a subset of samurai). This deliberate choice was made because samurai are simply more easily recognizable and readily understood by a Western audience than…

Just What I Needed, A Mod To Make Dark Souls Even More Difficult

With the PC version of the game installed and freshly updated, I’m finally picking away at Dark Souls. I’m liking it, but I think I’ll pass on this new mod for the game, which makes the enemies nightmarishly relentless. The mod, posted toInsane Difficulty by user JITD, makes enemies wander the map, allows them to…

Reminder: Not All Worthwhile PC Games Are On Steam

Steam is a fantastic service—of that, there’s no doubt. It’s so good, that many PC gamers use it as a filter of sorts: if it’s not on Steam, then it won’t be played. Not happily, anyway. Thing is, if you stick exclusively to Steam, you might miss a ton of genuinely worthwhile games. I’m not…

The New Pokémon Anime Was So Brutal

Oh. My. Goodness. You thought Pokémon was safe and all? Ha! Just look how Charmander gets jacked up and starts screaming like bloody hell. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh! This appeared in Pokémon Origins, a Pocket Monster special based on Pokémon Red and Blue. It was not effing around. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [AppleHack@YouTube] To contact the author of this post, write…

Nemo Goes Retro: Part of me is glad that Finding Nemo didn’t come out in the right era to get an annoyingly difficult side-scrolling tie-in game. But part of me is also happy to imagine what it would’ve been like, helped along by this latest “8-Bit Cinema” video from Cinefix