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The Street Fighter V Beta Is Back Online If You’re Incredibly Lucky

Back online briefly last night after launch problems brought it down, Capcom’s beta test for Street Fighter V is up and running for those lucky enough to get online past an assortment of numbered errors. Capcom continues to struggle to handle the massive numbers of pre-order customers (and those with codes) who were guaranteed a…

You’ve Lost Me, Adventure Time Puzzle Quest

And so an eight year love affair with the original puzzle role-playing game franchise ends with a game that should have been the best thing ever but just isn’t. There’s no going back to the heady days of 2007, when Puzzle Quest: Challenge of the Warlords combined match three puzzles and role-playing elements in a…

Nintendo’s Shutting Down Wii U TVii Next Month

After nearly three years of letting Wii U owners in North America and Japan awkwardly interact with cable and streaming video services via their game pads, Nintendo TVii is officially going off the air on August 11. Everyone try to stay calm. One of the Wii U console’s most promising pre-launch features, Nintendo TVii promised…

One Of The Biggest Upsets In UFC History

TJ Dillashaw wasn’t supposed to beat Renan Barao. He wasn’t even supposed to be in the ring with him. There are two kinds of upsets in the UFC: the fast, unexpected kind, and the slow-motion car wreck, where it’s like watching somebody get hit by the same truck over and over and over. The first…

Even Nintendo Doesn’t Know What’s Up With Splatoon’s Disturbing Sounds

Over time, fans have noticed that underneath all those bright colors and cheery attitude, Splatoon can be a pretty creepy game. Surely Nintendo has an explanation for that, right? Well… Some background, in case you’re not caught up with it: earlier this year, YouTuber Siertes found that certain Splatoon boss levels play disturbing sounds that…

Are you a former troll? I’m rounding up stories from reformed internet jerks, and would love to hear the tale of what caused you to change your ways. If this sounds like you, drop me an email at [email protected]

The X-Men Are Great As Old Farts

Fourteen years ago, a run of X-Men comics took Marvel’s famous mutants out of superhero costumes, put them in rockstar leather uniforms and detoured away from years of dead-end storylines. The X-Men got much cooler. This week, we get to see what happens when the X-Men’s cool runs out. One of the core conceits of…

Suikoden II‘s Apple Says What Everyone Was Thinking

I’ve been playing Suikoden II for the first time, and in between the epic battles and the heartwarming flashbacks, it can be a pretty silly game.

A Creepy Game Where You Have No Idea What The Hell Is Going On

I want to tell you about Strawberry Cubes, a game that’s causing me to lose my grip on sanity. Designed by Loren Schmidt, Strawberry Cubes was quietly released a few weeks back without much—any?—explanation. The website offers no useful information, and the instruction manual with the game recommends you “try pressing other keys” to learn…

10 Things We Learned About Fallout 4 From QuakeCon 2015

Today, QuakeCon attendees were treated to a brand new Fallout 4 demo chock full of new information. While there’s no footage of this panel, we’ve rounded up the most interesting details for you. Thanks to a combination of an IGN liveblog, as well as Twitter updates from PC Gamer and Kotaku friend Dave Oshry, here…

All These Things Actually Happen In Adam Sandler’s Pixels

As you have likely heard, Pixels is a bad movie, almost pleasingly stupid. After watching it last night, I had more fun retelling the plot to my wife, who had never heard of the movie, than I did sitting through Pixels. I am now going to spoil it, all of it, so that you don’t…

Fallout Shelter Coming To Android August 13th

Rejoice, Fallout fans on Android. Soon, you too will be able to create a vault full of productive citizens, according to news coming out of QuakeCon 2015. Additionally, Mr. Handy—a character from Fallout 4—will be added to Fallout Shelter as well, for both iOS and Android users. You can use him to collect resources more…

Everything We Know About Five Nights at Freddy’s 4 (So Far)

The final chapter of the Freddy Fazbear horror saga dropped last night—and I’ve spent hours playing and reading about the game. Here’s everything I’ve found out about the game so far, from the new mechanics, the disturbing story, and the juicy secrets hiding within. The premise As you might already know, FNAF 4 puts you…

“It just boils down to what kind of meta we want to see.” Avid Smash Bros. player and YouTuber Omni makes a strong case for not allowing custom moves in the game’s tournaments in the aftermath of EVO accepting them last weekend. I guess this means the debate is officially not settled yet!

League Of Legends Is Buffing Its Master Troll Champion Teemo

Ladies and gentleman, it’s time to panic. Teemo, theundisputed king of troll champions inLeague of Legends thanks to his infuriating poison attacks that’ve caused many a painful and infuriating death for his opponents, is getting a few adjustments that are expected to make the cute and deadly creature more powerful in a few key ways.…

Randy Pitchford Tries To Defend Aliens: Colonial Marines

It’s Friday, which means a new installment in Worth Reading, our weekly roundup of the best writing about games in the past week. Except, of course, when one story is from four years ago. Hey, You Should Read This “An hour with Randy Pitchford” by Wesley Yin-Poole It’s tough to hoodwink game fans, and though…

Street Fighter V Beta Taken Offline Immediately After Launching

Intended to launch yesterday on the PS4, the highly anticipated beta for Street Fighter V suffered an inauspicious debut last night. Now it looks like it’ll be a while before the beta gets fully up and running again. Or ever get up and running, really. The game’s servers were deactivated barely an hour after the…

Best iPhone Gaming Surprise This Week: Prune

Fascinating video games come out of nowhere these days. Take Prune, a new $4 iOS game about growing and pruning trees. I never heard of it until it popped up on the app store yesterday. I played a bit of it for you in the video above. It’s good! Here’s a trailer, too: Good stuff…

World of Warcraft Hyperlapse Shows How Big Azeroth Really Is

With flying and a number of portals added to the game, the days of traveling 20-30 minutes just to finish a quest, and exploring Azeroth on foot or on a ground mount might be over—but BigCliffy’s cool hyperlapse video will bring some of those memories back. Even though the video only features Kalimdor, the Eastern…