The Guy Who Makes Terrible Video Games (On Purpose)

Bad video game ideas. We all have them. But what if, across the dank expanses of the internet, there existed a man who could make your bad video games a reality

Friends, that man exists. He goes by the name of Bonerman_Inc.

Bonerman_Inc will make your bad video games. He will actually make them. He will make them better than you ever thought they could be.

Bonerman_Inc’s quest to make your bad video games: it started with one simple tweet.

someone tweet @ me a very bad video game idea

— Jorkin B. Peanitson (@bonerman_inc) August 10, 2015

Then this started happening.

tweetjam idea by @ABigBagOfKeys "an rpg where you have to walk from your house to the bar" pic.twitter.com/1GN3OYpN2p

— Jorkin B. Peanitson (@bonerman_inc) August 10, 2015

And this…

tweetjam idea by @vanasty "typing the wifi password at your parents house as your mom reads it out from undernea…." pic.twitter.com/tfCqleqhcj

— Jorkin B. Peanitson (@bonerman_inc) August 11, 2015

And sometimes this:

tweetjam idea by @quendergeer "surgeon simulator but you have to simulate being an adult" pic.twitter.com/yczNZSFnIl

— Jorkin B. Peanitson (@bonerman_inc) August 12, 2015

One by one, he made these games.

Bonerman_Inc is an Australian game developer — a successful one in fact. He is the creator of ‘Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015: Do You Still Shower With Your Dad‘, a gamewe actually covered here on Kotaku last month.

We asked Bonerman_Inc if he had a real name, but he told us that Bonerman_Inc would work fine.

According to Bonerman_Inc, his inspiration was Problem Glyphs, an art project that involves making glyphs based on anonymous submissions. He started making these games just to satisfy his own creative curiousity but now he has a massive collection of terrible video game sketches and doesn’t quite know what to do with them.

For now he’s collected them all into a super handy Twitter Storify

For the record, from a thematic standpoint, this is Bonerman Inc’s favourite:

@3liza this one is kinda unfair because it is actually a GOOD idea but i got something

— Jorkin B. Peanitson (@bonerman_inc) August 13, 2015

But he claims that Cat Rescue is best from a gameplay perspective.

tweetjam idea by @Zoeofdoom "
try to keep the cat from running out the front door when yr leaving late to work" pic.twitter.com/cnYSvT57BO

— Jorkin B. Peanitson (@bonerman_inc) August 20, 2015

Bonerman_Inc plans to keep making games from your terrible video game ideas. He has a backlog that he refers back to when inspiration takes him, but he wants more ideas. You can tweet him your terrible video game ideas here.

This post originally appeared on Kotaku Australia, where Mark Serrels is the Editor. You can follow him on Twitter if you’re into that sort of thing.