Don’t worry, it’s only Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015. Or maybe worry. Up to you. Mind the video filled with pixel penis.

So the other day I am standing in line at GameStop behind a man and his young son—probably around eleven or twelve—as the game advisor or whatever they are calling them was trying to sell them on opening a Steam account.

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“There aren’t any adult games on it, are there?” The father asked, to which I chimed in, “Nothing too horrible, plus there are tons of great games for kids.”

Then I came home and saw Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015: Do You Still Shower With Your Dad? from Marbenx had just been released. And it’s only $.99? Man, that father could have bought a much smaller Steam card.

Speaking of Steam descriptions:

“Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015: Do You Still Shower With Your Dad?” is a fast paced shower-simulation where you shower with your 8-bit dad.

- Fast Pace Dad Showering Simulation

- Includes 3 dads! That’s likely more than the average amount!

- 3 different game modes including ENDURODAD (Endurance Run), DADATHLON (Fast Pace Dad Matching), and DAD DIVISIONS

- OST included!

All I can say is that if my biological father were alive today he’d probably be less embarrassed by this game and more angry over the cremation.

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