Mr. Vaughn, what we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, an eating machine. It's really a miracle of…
Even if we play so far above our heads that our noses bleed for a week to ten days; even if God in Heaven above…
You probably think it's just a hamburger. A patty's just a piece of meat, but it can have character. See that…
When you decide to be something, you can be it. That's what they don't tell you in the church. When I was your age…
You're walking away from history! History, Alex! Did Chris Columbus stay home? Nooooo. What if the Wright Brothers…
Two actors pose atop vintage armor in the World of Tanks display outside the Los Angeles Convention Center's South…
You know, I hate to come down from Wayne County. I have businesses in Lansing. I have muffler shops, chicken chains.…
It was all that Dan Marino's fault, everyone knows that. If he had held the ball, laces out, like he was supposed…
May 21st, 2011, it's gonna feel pretty fucking real to you too. Anybody not wearing 2 million sunblock is gonna have…
He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Brody's got friends in every town and village…
One second, I'm on the phone with the distribution house now. I need one of each of the following -
There's no playing grab-ass or fighting in the building. You got a grudge against another man, you fight him…
You may think phone service stinks since deregulation, but don't mess with us, because we're all you've got. In…
The part of the story I don't like is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour. He didn't put…
You know, Mahoney, I'd like to spend the next ten weeks breaking you into little pieces. But I won't. Because you're…
I'm not much for giving inspirational addresses, but I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country…
This block is being designated a Neighborhood Watch Area. There's a guy up here named Snake. He's wearing…
He was only 9. I practically raised him since he was 2. Drive you crazy! Tell him to sit down, he'd stand up. Tell…
This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for coupons. I'm gonna have deals and you're gonna have…