Sep 10 2011
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I don't think I want to know a six-year-old who isn't a dreamer, or a sillyheart. And I sure don't want to know one…
Sep 3 2011
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Let's face it, half the things we do are window dressing. Take running alongside that limousine: it'd take an…
Aug 27 2011
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Aug 20 2011
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Listen, loyalty is very touching. But it is not the most important thing in your life right now! But what is…
Aug 13 2011
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You spend fourteen years in this tank, you begin to understand that you've only got two thing left they can't sweat…
Aug 6 2011
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You're wrong, eggroll, I know exactly what I'm talking about. I may not be the most pleasant person to be around,…
Jul 30 2011
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Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos,…
Jul 23 2011
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Mr. Vaughn, what we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, an eating machine. It's really a miracle of…
Jul 16 2011
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Jul 9 2011
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Even if we play so far above our heads that our noses bleed for a week to ten days; even if God in Heaven above…
Jul 2 2011
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You probably think it's just a hamburger. A patty's just a piece of meat, but it can have character. See that…
Jun 25 2011
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When you decide to be something, you can be it. That's what they don't tell you in the church. When I was your age…
Jun 18 2011
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You're walking away from history! History, Alex! Did Chris Columbus stay home? Nooooo. What if the Wright Brothers…
Jun 11 2011
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Two actors pose atop vintage armor in the World of Tanks display outside the Los Angeles Convention Center's South…
Jun 4 2011
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You know, I hate to come down from Wayne County. I have businesses in Lansing. I have muffler shops, chicken chains.…
May 28 2011
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It was all that Dan Marino's fault, everyone knows that. If he had held the ball, laces out, like he was supposed…
May 21 2011
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May 21st, 2011, it's gonna feel pretty fucking real to you too. Anybody not wearing 2 million sunblock is gonna have…
May 14 2011
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He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Brody's got friends in every town and village…
May 7 2011
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One second, I'm on the phone with the distribution house now. I need one of each of the following -
Apr 30 2011
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There's no playing grab-ass or fighting in the building. You got a grudge against another man, you fight him…