Jul 30 2011
Shake and Bake

Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos,

Jul 23 2011
Shark Week

Mr. Vaughn, what we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, an eating machine. It's really a miracle of

May 28 2011
Laces Out, Dan!

It was all that Dan Marino's fault, everyone knows that. If he had held the ball, laces out, like he was supposed

May 21 2011
Judgment Day

May 21st, 2011, it's gonna feel pretty fucking real to you too. Anybody not wearing 2 million sunblock is gonna have