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The Honest Modern Warfare Trailer, Now With More Underage Racists
I’ve been waiting for Smosh to do an Honest Game Trailer for Call of Duty‘s Modern Warfare trilogy, and they do not disappoint. “Suit up for the least realistic war franchise since Contra.” My favorite moment comes during the multiplayer montage, when everything goes a little crazy. It’s the most accurate representation of the feeling…
By Mike Fahey Published June 28, 2014 -
What A Call of Duty In Vietnam Could’ve Looked Like
Remember when rumors were swirling about a Call of Duty game set during the Vietnam War? In 2010, when it seemed like Activision was going to Southeast Asia, the publisher delivered the first Black Ops (which featured a handful of missions set in Vietnam) instead. That game was darkly paranoid but now-circulating concept art, spotted…
By Evan Narcisse Published June 24, 2014 -
Ice-T Celebrates Call of Duty Wins by Dancing with His D***
It’s a good thing that the veteran rapper/actor doesn’t livestream his video game sessions, huh? During an interview with Conan O’Brien last night, Ice-T talked about his well-documented gaming habit. As you’d expect from a guy who rapped about thug life back in the day, he loves to trash-talk. But the most, um, pointed anecdote…
By Evan Narcisse Published June 24, 2014 -
Yo, Check Out This Wolf’s Hair
Check out this wolf. This is a wolf from The Witcher 3. Check out how his hair moves when he runs. Look at that hair. That is some hair, buddy. This latest glimpse of the future of hair-tech comes from a video by Nvidia about how their excellently named HairWorks program lets game developers make…
By Kirk Hamilton Published June 23, 2014 -
The Next Seven Shooters I’m Excited About
Just another bland, brown shooter, right? I’ve always been a fan of shooters—and it’s not like they’re unsung heroes by any means—but there’s this misconception out there that they’re all the same carbon copies of one another. The misconception reasons that all shooters are boring military shooters with the same characters and roughly the same…
By Tina Amini Published June 20, 2014 -
Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare Barely Looks Like It Happens on Earth
Hoverbikes. Super-jumps. Lots of neon. The next installment in Activision’s blockbuster FPS series is the most future-y one yet. Get ready for a lot of fancy screens and overlays! If not for the presence of recognizable stuff like lamps and doors with knobs, you’d think this game was happening on a far-off planet. It’s not.…
By Evan Narcisse Published June 9, 2014 -
Frozen, Done In The Style of Call of Duty Videos
Even beloved Frozen can lend itself to the Call of Duty montage style, provided few key changes—namely, adding dubsteb, obnoxious cuts, horns, and silly text. The result of the transformation is hilarious, as this video made by MemeMaster420 shows. I appreciate that it doesn’t just make some bad Doritos joke either—instead, it also incorporates jokes…
By Patricia Hernandez Published June 2, 2014 -
The Problem With Far Cry 4‘s Box Art
Far Cry 4‘s box art depicts a man wearing a lavish pink suit using what might be a religious statue as a throne. He has blonde hair and fair skin and his hand rests on the head of a man of color who kneels, passively, clutching a grenade in his hands. It’s caused quite a…
By Nathan Grayson Published May 22, 2014 -
Quickscope Simulator Is Everything That’s Horrible About Call of Duty
In Quickscope Simulator, there’s only you, Doritos, endless headshots, and weed. Just like our lord no-scope 360 would have wanted it. This game might make 0 sense to you if you’re never watched a stereotypical montage video—they’re basically Call of Duty videos full of obnoxious elements like dubstep and people screaming over every single kill…
By Patricia Hernandez Published May 16, 2014 -
If Hearthstone Videos Were More Like Call of Duty Videos
You can expect a few things when you watch a Call of Duty montage—like dubstep, horns, dramatic text about no-scopes, and weed references. It’s kind of eyeroll-worthy, so it’s probably not surprising to hear that when you give Hearthstone videos the same treatment, something very silly happens. I’d say that card games weren’t meant to…
By Patricia Hernandez Published May 13, 2014 -
Steam’s Community Is Already Trolling The New Call of Duty
Remember Steam’s tag feature, which lets users label games with anything they’d like—provided the tags aren’t abusive or spoilery? They’ve struck again, and this time, their target isCall of Duty. If you look at Call of Duty’s Steam page right now, you’ll come across this (click to expand to see the text clearly): Notice the…
By Patricia Hernandez Published May 8, 2014 -
Humble Spring Sale, Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare, Sony 65″ 4K
You probably didn’t have to watch the recent Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare reveal to know whether you’d be picking it up or not. Pre-order your version of choice and get $10 Best Buy credit. [Best Buy] Humble Spring Sale Humble has launched their Spring Sale, which runs for two weeks, has flash sales, and…
By Shane Roberts Published May 6, 2014 -
Report: Neversoft Merging With Call Of Duty Developer Infinity Ward
The studio that created Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater will soon be no more. According to an internal memo from Activision Publishing CEO Eric Hirshberg obtained by Giant Bomb, the 20-year-old studio is merging with Call of Duty developer Infinity Ward, and the Neversoft name is being retired. Neversoft was formed in July 1994 by Joel…
By Mike Fahey Published May 3, 2014 -
What We Can Learn From The First COD: Advanced Warfare Screens
In the year 2054, a private military corporation (PMC) emerges with the power to rescue humanity from a war devastated by a global attack on its infrastructure. We’ve seen the Spacey trailer for Call of Duty: Advanced Warfighter Warfare. Now let’s see what the first three screens can tell us. Right off the bat, I’ve…
By Mike Fahey Published May 3, 2014 -
CultureThe Internet Reacts To The New Call of Duty
Surprise! There is a new Call of Duty this year. Usually, Call of Duty reveals are met with a lot of cynicism and snark about how stagnant the franchise had supposedly become. But this year? This year things are a little different. It’s future warfare, for one. FUTURE. Also, the game stars Kevin Spacey and…
By Patricia Hernandez Published May 2, 2014 -
Call Of Duty: Advanced Warfare Is Real, Here’s The Debut Trailer
Because Modern Warfare isn’t modern enough any more. The next Call of Duty game is called Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare. Here’s the game’s first trailer. If you thought the second Black Ops game took some technical liberties, hoo boy. This one is going full-blown science-fiction. Note that the game doesn’t just star the vocal…
By Luke Plunkett Published May 2, 2014 -
The Next Call Of Duty Stars…Kevin Spacey?
UPDATE – Looks like Spacey is actually in the game. Way more here. There was a bunch of Call of Duty stuff teased earlier today that, yawn, was about as interesting as watching people complaining about Call of Duty. This little trailer, though, is interesting If there’s one thing that could revive my interest in…
By Luke Plunkett Published May 1, 2014 -
How A Dumb Gaming Rumor Spreads
Let’s take a quick trip into the strange world of video game rumors—and see how easy it is for misinformation to spread across the web. Today, rumors about the next Call of Duty popped up on a website called Bubblews.com. According to the article—posted under the byline “newsoftheday”—the next Call of Duty will be set…
By Jason Schreier Published April 30, 2014 -
Snoop Dogg Makes Call Of Duty Way More Fun
If your Call of Duty experience has been feeling a little repetitive lately, you can mix it up with the newest DLC, which replaces all voiceover with Snoop Dogg saying things like “You’ve lost the lead man, get your shit together!” Check out some of his best lines in this video from OutsideXbox. 30 Snoopiest…
By Steve Marinconz Published April 23, 2014