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ESRB Describes “Creepy Voyeurism” And “Dental Floss Thongs”
Tecmo is bringing its girly beach volleyball, gambling and picture taking game to the PSP with Dead or Alive: Paradise. How does the ESRB describe it? The Entertainment Software Rating Board is responsible for rating titles in the U.S. market and is a source for often unintentionally wonderful descriptions of games. Check out the blurb…
By Brian Ashcraft Published February 3, 2010 - Uncategorized
Don’t Plan On Downloading Any More PlayStation 3 Games
While Sony is warming to the idea of releasing more PS1 and PS2 games on the PlayStation Network, those hoping for more PS3 games being made available for download might want to find something more constructive to do. Asked by IGN whether Sony would be releasing more “full” PlayStation 3 titles (like Warhawk and Burnout…
By Luke Plunkett Published February 3, 2010 - Uncategorized
This Buggy Xbox 360 Shooter Just Can’t Get Patched
DoDonPachi Dai Ou Jou Black Label EXTRA, the Xbox 360 port by developer 5pb of Cave’s arcade bullet hell shooter, was originally announced for Christmas Day 2008. Then it was delayed. Then it was released the following February, buggy. 5pb’s port was so buggy that shipments of the game were halted. The company also struggled…
By Brian Ashcraft Published February 3, 2010 - Uncategorized
Rumor: Take-Two To Cut 20% Of Total Workforce? [UPDATE]
According to a report on British trade site MCV, publisher Take-Two will soon commence a massive restructuring operation which will see up to 400 employees let go. Updated with comment from Take Two. That’s 20% of the company’s total workforce, with cuts expected to be made at both the publisher and development studio level. UPDATE:…
By Luke Plunkett Published February 3, 2010 -
UncategorizedPatrick Stewart Is Afraid To Open His Video Games
PBS premièred a series tonight called “Digital Nation”, where a bunch of people are asked their thoughts on modern technology. This one features Patrick Stewart, and how he’s afraid of his video games. While the man made famous by Star Trek (and Oblivion!) loves his iPhone, loves the internet and loves email, he’s not so…
By Luke Plunkett Published February 3, 2010 - Uncategorized
NSFW: Can You Believe This Game Is Rated 15 And Over?
Role-playing game Ar tonelico III is rated CERO C in Japan, which translates to ages 15 years old and up. The game already is heavy on the underwear and fan service. That’s not all. The cutscenes for nurse Yurishica leaves little to the imagination. As the Japanese internet has pointed out, it’s like you can…
By Brian Ashcraft Published February 3, 2010 - Uncategorized
Zelda, MGS And More, Japanese Game Creators Talk 2010
This year could be a huge year for video games. That’s what folks say every year, and that’s what we are saying about this one. In the upcoming issue of Japanese game magazine Famitsu, some of the industry’s biggest names talk about their current projects and hinted at things to come. Let’s have a look:…
By Brian Ashcraft Published February 3, 2010 - Uncategorized
The Street Fighter IV That Could Have Been
There’s an interesting piece up over on Capcom’s Japanese Street Fighter blog today, showcasing some of the concept art used during the production of Street Fighter IV. Of particular interest is this show of the various art styles the team toyed with before settling on the “bubbly”, rounded and colourful look of the final game.…
By Luke Plunkett Published February 3, 2010 - Uncategorized
Steam Down For Maintenance This Thursday
Valve let us know today that Steam, its online multiplayer hub and shopfront for the PC, will be down for maintenance this Thursday, February 4. It’s scheduled to come down at 1800 PST, Valve estimating it should take around three hours to perform the necessary fixes. During that time most of the network will be…
By Luke Plunkett Published February 3, 2010 - Uncategorized
Will There Be A Last Guardian Announcement At E3 Or TGS?
The Last Guardian is the upcoming title from Fumito Ueda, the designer behind Ico and Shadow of the Colossus. In an upcoming interview with Famitsu, Ueda revealed that he is hoping to announce new info about the game. The Last Guardian follows the adventures of a young boy and a large bird-like griffin-type creature called…
By Brian Ashcraft Published February 3, 2010 - Uncategorized
Mass Effect On PS3? BioWare Says No
We were inundated with tips this week about supposed “proof” that code found within Mass Effect 2 on PC “confirmed” the presence of a PS3 version of the game. It does not. Seeking to clarify the situation, a statement on BioWare’s forums reads: The Unreal Engine is cross platform, hence the PS3 code. This was…
By Luke Plunkett Published February 3, 2010 - Uncategorized
Armored Core 5, In Trailer Form
The game will feature new weapons, more robust and dramatic mission stories and stages that are more detailed and complex than the previous titles. Armored Core 5‘s concept is “mayhem” mechanical action. AC5 will feature smaller mecha as well — instead of being 10 meters, the AC mecha’s scale is 5 meters in this upcoming…
By Brian Ashcraft Published February 3, 2010 - Uncategorized
NBA Jam Screens Are On Fire (Sorry)
It was a little disappointing to hear that EA’s NBA Jam remake was destined for the Wii, if only because I like my multiplayer a little more convenient. But hey, if it looks this good, I can overlook that. These screens (well, the first two are screens) were featured in the latest episode of GameTrailers…
By Luke Plunkett Published February 3, 2010 - Uncategorized
This Is Exactly Why I Hate Peripherals
They are gaming’s extras. The add-ons. The bits that are outside the core elements. And I hate them. Well, not all of them. Those who have a solid fighting stick or a solid driving wheel, are able to use those peripherals in game after game, experience after experience. These peripherals work best because they are…
By Brian Ashcraft Published February 3, 2010 - Uncategorized
Snowboarding Over 9,000!
As seen on 2ch.
By Brian Ashcraft Published February 3, 2010 - Uncategorized
BioShock 2’s Launch Trailer Goes Under The Sea
With the game out in a matter of days, 2K has been ramping up the marketing for BioShock 2, culminating in this, the game’s launch trailer. If you saw it already on Jimmy Fallon, great. He’s a funny kid, deserves the viewers, doesn’t deserve the flak he gets. If you haven’t already seen it though,…
By Luke Plunkett Published February 3, 2010 - Uncategorized
Catch Dante’s Inferno’s New Trailer Without Having To Watch The Super Bowl
Having sorted out some problems over the use of the word “Hell”, EA and Super Bowl broadcaster CBS have agreed that a trailer for Dante’s Inferno can run during the game. This is that trailer. Click to view
By Luke Plunkett Published February 3, 2010 - Uncategorized
EB Games Pushing For Changes To Aussie Game Ratings
At the moment, Australia’s classification laws are stuck in the stone age. There’s support for changes from gamers, of course, but hardcore gamers don’t have much in the way of political clout. Multinational companies, however, do. EB Games Australia announced today that it’s throwing its weight behind the push for an R18+ classification (ie adults…
By Luke Plunkett Published February 3, 2010 - Uncategorized
Dante’s Inferno Producer Ponders Macbeth: The Game
Marc Ecko isn’t the only one taken with the idea of making a video game based on William Shakespeare’s Macbeth. Dante’s Inferno executive producer Jonathan Knight also sees gaming possibilities in the Scottish tragedy. Knight tells IndustryGamers that, if he were to focus on another classical piece of literature turned game, the Bard’s play would…
By Michael McWhertor Published February 2, 2010 - Uncategorized
Kotaku Off Topic: We Are The Children
Tonight’s edition of Kotaku Off Topic might be heading to Web MD to see what that aggravating lingering pain might be in relation to. But not every discussion needs to be about self-diagnosis. While I look in fear for confirmation that this is a possible kidney stone waiting to painfully work its way out of…
By Michael McWhertor Published February 2, 2010