They Held A Parade For A Video Game

There was a parade for a video game in New Orleans yesterday. For Madden NFL 11. That makes it a parade that’s also a marketing stunt. Still, we are surely in the early days of video game parades. Baby steps. Official caption for the second pic: Former NFL players Ricky Jackson, Deuce McAllister and Mike…

Weepy Toy Story 3 (An Answer For Ron Gilbert)

To: Totilo From: Bashcraft RE: I’ll Be Me, You Be Ron Gilbert Today, I worked. But Mrs. Bashcraft took Mini-Bash and his friend to the movies. They saw Toy Story 3. When he left the theater, he was apparently sobbing! 🙁 He said Toy Story 3 was “a moving film”. Haven’t seen it yet! I…

What Did Tekken Developers Think Of The Tekken Movie?

You hate the Tekken movie? You’re not alone. The guys that make Tekken hate it, too. “That Hollywood movie is terrible,” Tekken producer Katsuhiro Harada tweeted. “We were not able to supervise that movie (It was cruel contract) I’m not interested in that mv.” The movie, which stars…some actors, has gotten a theatrical release in…

Beat Takeshi Hates Games, Computers And Email (What About Twitter?)

In 1986, Japanese comedian and actor Beat Takeshi designed a video game. A very hard video game. Dubbed Takeshi’s Challenge and released by Taito, the game defines video game masochism. In Takeshi’s Challenge, players must sing karaoke into the Famicom controller mic. After they do that successfully, every character in the bar tries to kick…

Portal & Ico Are Perfect For Each Other

While this crossover would make Portal’s combat clumsier, you’d imagine on the flipside it’d make running around that empty old castle a breeze. By junkboy, as seen on Bytejacker

New Fallout Game Stars Hellboy, Felicia Day And Wayne Newton

With the next Fallout game being set in Sin City, it’s only natural the game would star the vocal talents or Mr. Las Vegas, Wayne Newton. Newton is in the game as the disembodied voice of a radio DJ long dead. Which is a bit of a shame. You’d think that were an atomic apocalypse…

NSFW: Bald Man Humps Pillow For Android Exercise

Getting in shape is hard. Some people need motivation. Others need motivation Android app “Issho ni Training” (Training Together) features a 16-year-old anime lady named Hinako in skimpy clothes exercising. The app encourages folks to work out in tandem with the anime lady and even tracks their progress through an array of sit-ups, push-ups and…

Look At The New Pokemon Anime, Do It!

The fifth generation of Pocket Monsters are getting their own television anime in Japan. The show, Pokemon: Best Wish!, will replace current Poke-programming, anime Pokemon: Diamond and Pearl. As you can see in this spot for the TV anime, Best Wish! (and in turn Pokemon: Black and White) is filled with new Pocket Monsters. While…

Mafia II Demo Out Now

On the fence about 2K’s Mafia II? Why not try the demo, which is now out on Xbox Live, the PlayStation Network and Steam.

Microsoft Looking To Beat China’s Ban On 360 Consoles

The Xbox 360 is, officially at least, banned in China. Microsoft, however, hasn’t given up hope of getting the machine cleared for a legal release. While you can find one easily enough at an importer, like most other games consoles in China (aside from the Nintendo DS), it is barred from official distribution, as consoles…

What Was In The Pulp Fiction Briefcase?

This. As seen on KOG_KYOTO @ Yfrog

Force Unleashed II Cancelled On PSP

Hope you weren’t hoping to play Force Unleashed II on the PSP, because that version’s just been binned

The Ghost Of id Software’s Past

John Romero haunts game developer id Software. Yes, he co-founded the studio and thus more than earned his place in id history. But Romero only worked there between the years of 1991 and 1996. Yet, there Romero remains, like a ketchup stain on the carpet. When you think of id, you think of Romero. Whether…

The Indie Battles Of An Endless Universe

As a lover of games like Homeworld and Sins of a Solar Empire, I’m intrigued by Star Ruler, an upcoming indie strategy title that promises the world. Well, the universe. Boasting a procedurally-generated universe with a massive scale (“you are limited only by the speed of your cpu”), the game combines strategic management of your…

Plants vs Zombies vs Chinese Kids

This isn’t mere cosplay. It’s straight-up re-enactment of in-game footage from Popcap’s Plants vs Zombies. Mouse pointer and all. You’ll need to skip to around 2:30 in the below vid to get to the main attraction. Or 3:00 if you’re feeling lazy. Click to view [via tuduo, thanks Mark!]

Video Shows Gran Turismo 5 Has Painfully Slow Load Times [Correction]

The realistic driving simulator isn’t out until this November. Heck, the game isn’t even finished. But a video of a recent demo shows sluggish loading times. According to this video of a Nurburgring demo, GT5 takes over a minute and a half to load. This track is quite long, so that might be a factor…

The Ignominy Of Defeat

Cheer up buddy, I know how you feel. As seen on Reddit

EA Tried To Make An Iraq War Game?

So, EA made a game about the war in Afghanistan. Did you know they also tried to make one about the war in Iraq? Danny Bilson, who used to be an executive at EA before leaving to join rivals THQ, says “When I worked at my former company [EA], I had to go to the…

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A Week In Comments

NFL Player Returns From Games Addiction Comment by: midoridorito Nominated by: Kellen Dunkelberger Wow. In the comments below I already see this guy being called a pussy, a loser, and a shithead. I remember that there was an incredible consensus of support when Fahey made a similar—though more detailed—admission of his struggles with gaming addiction…