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Frankenreview: Fable III
If there’s one thing compiling the Fable III Frankenreview has taught me, it’s that even the most powerful monarch is subject to the court of popular opinion. In this case the court of popular opinion features the opinion of the assembled video game reviewers, who seem to have mixed feelings when it comes to the…
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Vagina Shooter Scores Penis Enlargement
Zombie Cow Studio’s vagina-based shooter Privates grows a pair and then some next year, when the free game finally gets its inevitable dick-based downloadable content. Set loose upon an unsuspecting world last August, Privates took gamers on a horrific journey deep inside a woman’s reproductive organs, controlling a crack squad of condom-headed commandos as they…
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Scientists Discover A Way To Erase Bad Memories
Science fiction takes another step closer to reality today as scientists discover a way to delete traumatic memories from the brains of lab animals. Your fear of Kotaku’s regular science posts may soon be a thing of the past! As human understanding of how the brain works expands, so does the number of delightful little…
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Super Street Fighter IV’s Latest Costume Pack Is A Day Late
Yesterday would have been the perfect day for Super Street Fighter IV’s Ryu, Ken, Dan, Gouken and Akuma to play dress-up with the new Ultra Shoryuken Pack. At least PlayStation 3 players can pay $3.99 today for these striking new costumes. Xbox 360 players will have to wait until tomorrow to put their 320 Microsoft…
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UncategorizedMortal Kombat’s Scorpion Shows Off His Most Brutal Moves
Simply having access to Scorpion’s brutal move set in next year’s new Mortal Kombat isn’t enough. It’s in the way that you use them. This is obviously a video of someone who knows what they’re doing controlling one of Mortal Kombat’s most iconic anti-heroes as he punches, kicks, and grabs his way through a host…
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