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  Cash Or Schoolgirl-Covered Credit?

  Why get a boring old credit card, when you can get a really interesting one that probably says more about you than anyone really wants to know? Love Plus, Konami’s love simulator, is the latest otaku favorite to get its own credit card, which you can flash for big purchases — you know, expensive hug…

  By Brian Ashcraft Published February 4, 2011
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  It’s Time To Make More Jerk Babies

  One of the most popular indie games on Xbox Live Arcade last year was Baby Maker Extreme. Here’s the sequel. You are still pushing out babies who are still acting like total jerks.

  By Luke Plunkett Published February 4, 2011
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  In This Game, You’ll Want To Cross The Streams

  In Magicka, you don’t just shoot fire or ice at things. You can combine them with electricity then shoot everything on the screen. Including your friends. And yourself. It’s the surprise PC hit of the year (so far, anyway!), and while it’s had a litany of technical problems, it’s also a lot of fun. If…

  By Luke Plunkett Published February 4, 2011
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  More Nightmarish Sexy Time With Catherine

  Upcoming game Catherine gets another teaser trailer, which not only teases, but also baffles. That’s Catherine for ya!

  By Brian Ashcraft Published February 4, 2011
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  Why The 3DS Is Like An Ice Cream Sandwich

  You know how you have the ice cream part that goes in the middle and the cookie parts that stick out? The 3DS is designed like that, but for a very good reason. The original DS was pretty easy to open and close. The DS Lite, however, was not. When shut, it clammed up. And…

  By Brian Ashcraft Published February 4, 2011
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  And You Thought YOU Were Excited About Elder Scrolls V

  There’s a new Elder Scrolls game coming! That’s enough to get most fans of the series excited, but not this guy. He gets really excited. Excited enough to go questing It’s the work of web animation darling Harry Partridge (of Saturday Morning Watchmen fame), who normally focuses on things other than gaming. The way he…

  By Luke Plunkett Published February 4, 2011
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  When The Going Gets Weird, The Weird Make Fighting Games

  Don’t think of upcoming fighting crossovers as Street Fighter x Tekken (or vice-versa), but rather, one unhinged game producer against another. Kotaku first reported on the Twitter antics of Street Fighter producer Yoshinori Ono and Tekken producer Katsuhiro Harada last summer. Since then, things have escalated as evident by the baseball bat and knives Ono…

  By Brian Ashcraft Published February 4, 2011
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  Bet You Couldn’t Play Fallout With Your Chin

  This is Gareth. He’s playing through the early stages of Fallout: New Vegas on the PC. Why are we watching him? Because he can play it without using his hands. Gareth, who through disability does not have the use of his hands, is able to customise a game’s controls to the degree that he can…

  By Luke Plunkett Published February 4, 2011
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  Would You Do A Game After Spending Five Seconds With It?

  Gearbox Software’s Randy Pitchford does a delightful job of explaining the need for a game to “hook” the player. It can be heard on the latest instalment of the always-excellent Irrational Interviews podcast

  By Luke Plunkett Published February 4, 2011
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  A Boy Screams As He Is Locked In An Invisible Prison

  Griefing. The act of undermining another’s online gaming experience. It’s usually a dirty word, one associated with cretins and assholes. Yet when applied to the right target, it can also be associated with great things. This is Garry’s Mod. It’s a PC “game” based on Valve’s Source Engine, and lets people run around just…doing stuff…

  By Luke Plunkett Published February 4, 2011
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  Battlefield 3 Trailer Shows Leap in Destruction, Fall Release

  Yesterday afternoon, Kotaku reported that Battlefield creators DICE would be releasing the game’s first trailer. That trailer, apparently, is already online, supposedly leaking tonight. Images of the multi-player military shooter were revealed in the latest Game Informer. The game has the same visual vibe of Battlefield: Bad Company 2, but with decimated environments. As mentioned…

  By Brian Ashcraft Published February 4, 2011
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  Hang Out In Nerd Paradise (With Maids!)

  Akihabara. The mere mention of it conjures images of retro game shops, arcades, aisles of manga and maids, yes, maids. Wouldn’t it be great to visit them? Like, right now? If you live in Tokyo, that’s a clinch. But for the rest of the world, visiting Akihabara isn’t so easy. Enter Akihabara 360 Map, Google…

  By Brian Ashcraft Published February 4, 2011
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  Saints Row III Out This Fall

  Publisher THQ said today that Saints Row III will be out this Fall. Fingers crossed for more Busey Teeth

  By Luke Plunkett Published February 4, 2011
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  Behold, it is packaging! Here’s a close-up shot of the Intercooler STS attatched to the Xbox 360. Almost seamless! That is one sexy beast. The old Xbox 360 Intercooler looks like ass in comparison.

  By Mike Fahey Published February 4, 2011
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  Guile, You Would Be Perfect On The Simpsons

  Simpsons fan artist Dean Fraser revisits the world of Street Fighter to show us a man whose haircut would actually fit right in on the animated series. Impressive! As impressive at is, however, we know as well as you that Guile’s theme not only goes with everything, but makes everything better. Even Guile. [Street Fighter:…

  By Luke Plunkett Published February 4, 2011
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  Ship “Wreck” Maroons Video Game Launch

  Upcoming PC title Two Worlds II was supposed to launch in the UK tomorrow. That launch has been pushed back to the end of February, however, after the freighter carrying all the games had a little trouble “We just received the container from China with the Collector’s Edition and other components and they are wrecked,”…

  By Luke Plunkett Published February 4, 2011
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  Microsoft’s First Console Adventure Was A Lesson In Failure

  Like most other things associated with Sega’s ill-fated Dreamcast console, it’s been largely forgotten that the ahead-of-its-time machine featured the first ever console appearance (at least in terms of the console itself) for a company by the name of Microsoft. While Microsoft would of course enter the console business properly with the Xbox in 2001,…

  By Luke Plunkett Published February 4, 2011
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  2010’s Most Popular Xbox Live Titles

  Halo: Reach finished second to Call of Duty: Black Ops among the 2010 video game releases played most on Xbox Live. The annual rankings dropped yesterday courtesy of Xbox Live community guru Larry “Major Nelson” Hyrb. In downloadable titles, LIMBO trailed Dead Rising 2: Case Zero, and Baby Maker Extreme was the top Indie game.…

  By Owen Good Published February 3, 2011
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  UFC Undisputed Takes a Swing at Facebook

  THQ adds its UFC Undisputed to the list of licensed console sports titles with a Facebook game adaptation, wheeling out a microtransaction-supported venture that focuses on training and leveling-up your created fighter. UFC Undisputed Fight Nation doesn’t feature arcade action, but performs more like a sports management sim. In this case, you name a performer…

  By Owen Good Published February 3, 2011
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  Tonight, We Roguelike!

  Hey, Kotakus! While some of us are plumbing the depths of blocky dungeons, the rest of you can join us in off-topic conversation. Or you can discuss your love of the roguelike. I’ll be playing the recently Mac-ified Desktop Dungeons, trying to break this Bejeweled 3 habit, while also finding the time cook dinner and…

  By Michael McWhertor Published February 3, 2011